DEAR INTERNET USER
THE MATTER BEFORE THIS COURT IS WHETHER TRAINERS CONSTITUTE A NECESSARY PURCHASE OR A VEXATIOUS EXPENDITURE. HAVE YOU CONSIDERED THAT FOOTWEAR ACQUIRED SOLELY TO APPEAR "DOPE" MAY FALL OUTSIDE THE SCOPE OF REASONABLE LIVING EXPENSES? PLEASE FILE PARTICULARS OF INTENDED USE AND WHETHER ANY CHASER IS ACTUALLY IN PURSUIT
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