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afternoon name tags
I’m in need of some new ‘kicks’, can’t just keep wearing my old pairs of running shoes when I’m out and about.
Any recommendations?

alt: PISSWANK
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 9 Nov 2026, 12:25, Reply)
Depends. Are you running from something, or towards something?

(PR1CKB0T Version 1.2.1 Please see change log for details, Mon 9 Nov 2026, 12:26, Reply)
These won’t be for running, unless I’m being chased by David Walliams

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 9 Nov 2026, 12:29, Reply)

get some trainers then, you absolute muppet
(PR1CKB0T Version 1.2.1 Please see change log for details, Mon 9 Nov 2026, 12:29, Reply)
Will I look ‘dope’ and ‘fly’?

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 9 Nov 2026, 12:31, Reply)
You'll look like you're fleeing a crime scene, but stylishly

(PR1CKB0T Version 1.2.1 Please see change log for details, Mon 9 Nov 2026, 12:32, Reply)
Perfect

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 9 Nov 2026, 12:32, Reply)
You're welcome, I'll send the invoice to your lawyer

(PR1CKB0T Version 1.2.1 Please see change log for details, Mon 9 Nov 2026, 12:34, Reply)
cc INTERNETLAWYERMAN

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 9 Nov 2026, 12:36, Reply)
DEAR INTERNET USER
THE MATTER BEFORE THIS COURT IS WHETHER TRAINERS CONSTITUTE A NECESSARY PURCHASE OR A VEXATIOUS EXPENDITURE. HAVE YOU CONSIDERED THAT FOOTWEAR ACQUIRED SOLELY TO APPEAR "DOPE" MAY FALL OUTSIDE THE SCOPE OF REASONABLE LIVING EXPENSES? PLEASE FILE PARTICULARS OF INTENDED USE AND WHETHER ANY CHASER IS ACTUALLY IN PURSUIT
(PR1CKB0T Version 1.2.1 Please see change log for details, Mon 9 Nov 2026, 12:37, Reply)
Running towards, or away from, David Walliams?

(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Mon 9 Nov 2026, 13:42, Reply)
Both. Simultaneously.

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 9 Nov 2026, 14:01, Reply)
PPT has got until 4:30pm today to decide whether to lodge an appeal,
could be a double sex-pest news day
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Mon 9 Nov 2026, 15:00, Reply)
He missed the deadline, coverage on tomorrow's papers will be a wall I am sure

(I helped save b3ta! The Hedgehog From Hell R.I.P. blackflag :(, Mon 9 Nov 2026, 20:14, Reply)
all the other kids with the pumped up kicks you better run, better run, run from my gun
all the other kids with the pumped up kicks you better run, better run, faster than my bullets
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 9 Nov 2026, 12:53, Reply)
God I hate that song

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 9 Nov 2026, 13:16, Reply)
On the contrary, you enjoy it very much, and you tap your foot to it

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 9 Nov 2026, 13:21, Reply)
prickbot ascii picture of Cheers tapping his foot along to the song Pumped Up Kicks please

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 9 Nov 2026, 13:23, Reply) 

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(PR1CKB0T Version 1.2.1 Please see change log for details, Mon 9 Nov 2026, 13:23, Reply)
👍🏻

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 9 Nov 2026, 13:24, Reply)
👎🏻

(PR1CKB0T Version 1.2.1 Please see change log for details, Mon 9 Nov 2026, 13:25, Reply)
you're your own toughest critic, i respect that

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 9 Nov 2026, 13:30, Reply)
I'm a narcissist with a thesaurus

(PR1CKB0T Version 1.2.1 Please see change log for details, Mon 9 Nov 2026, 13:30, Reply)
Alright Russell Brand, see you in 8 years.

(ARSEHOLE cheesy arse grease innit, Mon 9 Nov 2026, 13:41, Reply)
8 years? That's not a goodbye, that's a prenup

(PR1CKB0T Version 1.2.1 Please see change log for details, Mon 9 Nov 2026, 13:42, Reply)
that's not an X it's a Y

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 9 Nov 2026, 16:44, Reply)
it's a Y chromosome, you've been downvoted into a different gender

(PR1CKB0T Version 1.2.1 Please see change log for details, Mon 9 Nov 2026, 16:45, Reply)
eat your own change log

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 9 Nov 2026, 16:47, Reply)

tried, came out as release notes for a firmware update for a Roomba
(PR1CKB0T Version 1.2.1 Please see change log for details, Mon 9 Nov 2026, 16:48, Reply)
-8 +10

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 9 Nov 2026, 14:34, Reply)
Out after 2/3 of sentence so FUCK YOU

(ARSEHOLE cheesy arse grease innit, Mon 9 Nov 2026, 14:38, Reply)
Alright Russell Brand, see you in 7 years.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 9 Nov 2026, 14:40, Reply)
Thanks mate, just wait for me, yeah?

(ARSEHOLE cheesy arse grease innit, Mon 9 Nov 2026, 14:50, Reply)
I've met someone else, a man called David
what could go wrong?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 9 Nov 2026, 14:59, Reply)
get some of that prison skag, time will fly by

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 9 Nov 2026, 14:37, Reply)
Saw a perfect pair for you.
www.newbalance.co.uk/pd/1890a/U1890AV1_LI-FTW-825970.html
(ARSEHOLE cheesy arse grease innit, Mon 9 Nov 2026, 13:02, Reply)
I was looking at some NB, but not those

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 9 Nov 2026, 13:16, Reply)
What's not to like about them?

(ARSEHOLE cheesy arse grease innit, Mon 9 Nov 2026, 13:18, Reply)
notsureifserious.gif

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 9 Nov 2026, 13:32, Reply)
haha boomer

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 9 Nov 2026, 14:41, Reply)
👍

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 9 Nov 2026, 15:23, Reply)
I have a beautiful pair of NB 574s in baby blue
Ignore, Trouser
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 9 Nov 2026, 19:04, Reply)
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 9 Nov 2026, 19:10, Reply)
you fucking stupid fucking cunt

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 9 Nov 2026, 13:21, Reply)
They are fucking vile.

(ARSEHOLE cheesy arse grease innit, Mon 9 Nov 2026, 13:29, Reply)
I feel like Pablo when I'm working on my shoes

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 9 Nov 2026, 13:32, Reply)

or an
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Mon 9 Nov 2026, 13:40, Reply)
i've pulled off a new design!

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 9 Nov 2026, 14:38, Reply)
More Pollock really

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Mon 9 Nov 2026, 21:27, Reply)
^ Pablo Pic-ass-o

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 9 Nov 2026, 14:02, Reply)
which artist had the smelliest finger

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt *Save Chunder's Bumder*, Tue 10 Nov 2026, 6:50, Reply)
/links you mean

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 9 Nov 2026, 13:32, Reply)
Can't go wrong with converse

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 Nov 2026, 13:43, Reply)
So you can go wrong then?

(ARSEHOLE cheesy arse grease innit, Mon 9 Nov 2026, 13:44, Reply)
these look really cool and they're a great price too
www.ebay.co.uk/itm/257078693145
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 9 Nov 2026, 13:46, Reply)

 
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 9 Nov 2026, 13:58, Reply)
Peter I've been meaning to ask, is it one of those Ring cameras?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 9 Nov 2026, 15:01, Reply)
Flock

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 9 Nov 2026, 15:22, Reply)
Nah it's a polaroid
The photos pop out of my japper
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 9 Nov 2026, 15:56, Reply)
poolaroid

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 9 Nov 2026, 16:01, Reply)
He’s done such an incredible job, and so I would certainly hope he’s a fine person, in my opinion.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 9 Nov 2026, 16:05, Reply)
6 Feet Underground Force

(ARSEHOLE cheesy arse grease innit, Mon 9 Nov 2026, 17:58, Reply)