I wasn’t counting.

( Lu - my circus, my monkeys - dance, my pretties -, Tue 10 Nov 2026, 17:30, Reply)

the neighbours probably were

( MiseryCunt *Save Chunder's Bumder*, Tue 10 Nov 2026, 18:45, Reply)

Oh, shall I see if they have it written down?
We can’t leave poor ARSEHOLE wondering for much longer. Seems unfair.
( Lu - my circus, my monkeys - dance, my pretties -, Tue 10 Nov 2026, 18:50, Reply)

i would honestly ask them
i mean, it can't do any harm
( MiseryCunt *Save Chunder's Bumder*, Tue 10 Nov 2026, 19:02, Reply)

I shall.
They’re already disarmed by my very existence. By which I mean sometimes they knock on my door to see if I’m alive or not, because apparently being a hermit isn’t normal. I’m having a lovely time, with all the wanking and that.
( Lu - my circus, my monkeys - dance, my pretties -, Tue 10 Nov 2026, 19:17, Reply)

not one of my neighbours has knocked me up in the last ten years! not one!
*beams*
( MiseryCunt *Save Chunder's Bumder*, Tue 10 Nov 2026, 19:29, Reply)

Let’s swap homes.

( Lu - my circus, my monkeys - dance, my pretties -, Tue 10 Nov 2026, 19:32, Reply)

uhm. sell it to me.

( MiseryCunt *Save Chunder's Bumder*, Tue 10 Nov 2026, 19:36, Reply)

It’s not mine, I think there are rules.
Saddest of times.
( Lu - my circus, my monkeys - dance, my pretties -, Tue 10 Nov 2026, 19:37, Reply)

my empire of dirt

( MiseryCunt *Save Chunder's Bumder*, Tue 10 Nov 2026, 19:40, Reply)

Dust, in fact.
My flat is covered in a fine layer of dust, by Thursday it will be a thick layer of dust. Because the bastard contractors are failing to understand what keeping a door closed might actually mean for the rest of where I’m trying to breathe and exist. It’s hugely exciting, I can tell you.
( Lu - my circus, my monkeys - dance, my pretties -, Tue 10 Nov 2026, 19:43, Reply)

Sorry to overlook your NIN reference during my great sadness of dust

( Lu - my circus, my monkeys - dance, my pretties -, Tue 10 Nov 2026, 19:45, Reply)

i'm going to allow this

( MiseryCunt *Save Chunder's Bumder*, Tue 10 Nov 2026, 19:49, Reply)

So generous.
I love NIN very much.
( Lu - my circus, my monkeys - dance, my pretties -, Tue 10 Nov 2026, 19:54, Reply)

well if you stay here you'll certainly go... further down the spiral

( MiseryCunt *Save Chunder's Bumder*, Tue 10 Nov 2026, 20:02, Reply)

If I become reduced to only saying good morning then I shall get closer.
To exiting.
( Lu - my circus, my monkeys - dance, my pretties -, Tue 10 Nov 2026, 20:05, Reply)

evening

( MiseryCunt *Save Chunder's Bumder*, Tue 10 Nov 2026, 20:06, Reply)

That was uncalled for.

( Lu - my circus, my monkeys - dance, my pretties -, Tue 10 Nov 2026, 20:08, Reply)