Hold them on one line
until another phones on another line.
Then cross the calls.
(Nothing to see, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:21, archived)

haha
they won't stay on the line long enough

but they did just call us back and play their weird foreign radio down the phone at us - we've started a war!
( mrlogic is copying your beard, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:23, archived)

haha
they're probably as bored as you are then.
( sex and dougs and rock n roll, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:24, archived)

They'll stay on
if you keep them thinking they've almost made a sale...
(Nothing to see, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:29, archived)