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(Sat 28th Dec 2013, 15:42, More)

So it turns out that the game of the Chilean mine rescue isn't all that great...

Edit: If you want to PLAY this, here's the .TAP file to load into your favourite emulator.

Yes, I really did re-edit the game and sprite data to do this.


Edit 2: Oh yeah, you'll need the code - it's 1113.
(Sat 16th Oct 2010, 1:40, More)

I'll just put this here, then.

(Wed 21st Jul 2010, 21:30, More)

I'll just put this here... oh.
Why have we blocked this image? Because we ruddy well can. We own you and you WILL dance to our tune, motherfucker.
(Fri 9th Apr 2010, 19:03, More)

It's not really that much of a breakthrough, you know....

(Thu 28th Jan 2010, 0:10, More)

Newsflash - Brown solves The Credit Crunch in a single morning

(Wed 26th Nov 2008, 11:28, More)

Heartless bastards

(Wed 23rd Jan 2008, 12:28, More)

What Harry did next

(Tue 24th Jul 2007, 17:22, More)

I'd eat it.

(Mon 21st May 2007, 17:49, More)

"Ooh, Mavis! I think I see what it is!"
Okay. So it's a pearoast and it's pushing the definition of the compo somewhat. But I care not. It's sunny today, I'm going to a party tonight and have a date with that Polish bird from the pub at the weekend. And I hear she goes like a gum machine. Beat THAT.
(Thu 15th Mar 2007, 9:48, More)

Best answers to questions:

» Your Revenge Stories

Simple but effective
Utter bitch of a flatmate / landlady was on the slim-fast diet. I swapped her slim-fast for Build-Up.

She never twigged.
(Fri 14th May 2004, 11:50, More)

» Local Nutters

I recall getting on a tube carriage
That was completely empty apart from one other occupant, an old rastafarian man who was conducting a conversation with his reflection on the other side of the carriage.

I say "conversation"; one half was venomous Jamaican patois, the other consisted of one word - "warlord". Thus:

"Who yuh look at? I cut yuh rass, bloodclaaat!"


"You tink yuh hard, yuh fuckin' bumbleclaart?"


I got off at the next stop. Double quick.
(Thu 16th Sep 2004, 12:15, More)

» Food sabotage

Simple but effective
How do you exact subtle vengeance on your fat lummox of a flatmate who keeps stealing your booze and staple foods?

Why, you substitute her Slim Fast shakes with Build-Up.
(Thu 18th Sep 2008, 16:38, More)

» Mad Stuff You've Done To Get Someone To Sleep With You

I went to Luton.
Beat that.
(Fri 13th Apr 2007, 12:18, More)

» Best Comebacks

After telling an appallingly tasteless joke
My mate said, "Ah, you're a cunt, you are".

To which I replied with a shrug,

"You are what you eat".
(Fri 30th Apr 2004, 8:12, More)
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