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The Kingston Upon Thames Pub Guide
The Richmond Upon Thames Pub Guide

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» Mistaken Identity

Twice by two seperate people who didn't know each other...

Although this was about 5 years ago, I hope to god that I don't any more.
(Sat 2nd Jun 2007, 22:54, More)

» IT Support

Some of my worst experiences.
User: "I've filled it [the printer] up with paper, but still nothing is coming out!"
Me: *Opens paper tray, looks inside*
Me: "Yeah... you have to take the paper out of its packaging first."

Me: "Why is your monitor upside down?"
User: "Someone rotated the display, but I don't know how to get it back"

User: "For the last week half my internet screen has been missing, it's your system, you need to come up here and sort it out."
Me: *Goes upstairs*
Me: *Closes favourites bar*
User: "Oh..."
(Mon 28th Sep 2009, 18:26, More)

» My Wanking Disasters

Highly Embarrassing
I was working at a well known retailers head office doing a bit of PC support summer work while I was at university.

Anyway one of the guys in the office thought it would be an excellent idea to take a couple of us temps down to a strip club during lunchtime. I had never been to a strip club before and was pretty surprised in what I was about to see… full frontal spreading nudity was this legal!? How come I’ve never been to a place like this before!! A few of beers and steadily running out of change to put in the ladies collection pots we decided to leave.
Back at the office I was a bit drunk and pretty horny, so I thought it would be a good idea to go relieve myself in the bog (hey who would know). After doing the business I washed my hands (i say that but i cant remember) and headed in back to work. For the rest of that day didn't really notice anything out of the ordinary.

Since leaving uni I now have a (better) job in a different department on the same site so I went over to catch up with the guys from yesteryear… after the usual small talk a guy well known for being a muppet mentioned I should have checked my trousers after coming back from the toilets that day, Jesus - the amount of howling and laughter that erupted at that moment from men, women and bosses nearly caused me to curl up and die.

Id give a moral to the story but I’m sure you already know it now. Damn…!
(Thu 3rd Jun 2004, 19:09, More)

» My computer gave away my secrets

Nasty memorys
Back in the Win98 days Paint Shop Pro had a thumbnail browser, I showed my mum how to view our lovely holiday pictures using it.
Little did i realise it keeps the directory last viewed.
One day my mum invites a neighbour over to view the family photos, and all my lovely dildo infested honeys scroll down the screen...
I think she got real pleasure telling everyone over dinner what she found earlier, ffs.
(Sun 12th Feb 2006, 1:55, More)

» Pubs

Well what do you know!
A couple of mates and I are currently touring all pubs around our local Kingston Upon Thames, there have been some strange stories.


Some of my faves are The Cocoanut and The Willoughby Arms.
Feel free to leave as many sarcastic comments as you like :)
(Wed 11th Feb 2009, 18:57, More)
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