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# The new flag should reflect a bit of the country's history

hey, I know it's pretty ironic coming from an american, but hey... we're just a colony anyway, right?
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:54, archived)
# Erm pretty picture
but some of the paint ran! Oopsy!
(funkylins, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:55, archived)
# have you stuck that gig in the pub scheduler?
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:58, archived)
# No, how did you know you had a gig?
I thought I was being subtle!! ha ha, not really!! I will have a look at it and see what I can do...
(funkylins, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:00, archived)
# Oi you!
Words. Yesterday, nightmare I had loggin on this place. Grr
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:01, archived)
# what sort of music
will it be at your gig?
(I helped save b3ta! magoo, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:00, archived)
# it's funk/soul/rock
covers etc... you can listen to it on www dot uknowhoo dot com

stuff like Superstition, Long Train Runnin, Play that funky music and tons more cool old stylee party stuff!!

Thanks for asking!
(funkylins, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:04, archived)
# bloody
foreigners
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:55, archived)
# that has become
a bit too autonomous :p
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:55, archived)
# yes, high time
we cut off their pocket-money and stopped stepping in to defend them in the world theatre all the time!
(I helped save b3ta! Oscar Wildebeest, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:04, archived)
# ahhh
that'll remind us all of the terrible paint wars
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:55, archived)
# woo
.
(_, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:55, archived)
# very ironic...
but you are right - In the past the UK has been a bunch of bastards
Just like 99% of the rest of the world at one time or another..
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:55, archived)
# Shrewsbury
in particular.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:56, archived)
# Chipping Sodsbury.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:57, archived)
# never forget
never forgive.

fucking stroud.
(martian, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:58, archived)
# what about worthing?
were they involved?
tell me a story.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:00, archived)
# It's more
of a saga...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:04, archived)
# does the English Border Front
still exists in those parts?
A small English neo-nazi faction who as well as all your usual neo-nazi hate figures, add in the Welsh for good measure
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:01, archived)
# splitters!
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:03, archived)
# Yes, we have a history
of drippy paint.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:56, archived)
# hey smarty-pants
you stole my joke!! ok, I forgive you!
(funkylins, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:58, archived)
# Mine was a cover version.
So there.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:00, archived)
# So is mine, a cheesy pop cover version
we have a history
YO! YO!
of dripping paint
YO YO UH HUH
We have a long long history of dripping paint
YEAH!
we have a long history of dripping paint.
UH HUH YO
(1, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:03, archived)
# MIAOW
etc etc ;)
(funkylins, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:05, archived)
# I don't.
It was shite.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:01, archived)
# Not

Enough

Blood
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:57, archived)
# very clever indeed
nice one Mr Zog
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:57, archived)
# there's more blood than that
In N Ireland alone.

most woo, though
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:58, archived)
# resized for frontpage goodness
.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:02, archived)
# front page?
how... odd.
thank you.
should I resize it in photoshop for peanutbuttery smoothness?
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:04, archived)
# ah screw it.
I closed photoshop without saving the original. whippets.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:06, archived)
# ha ha that's cheating ;-)
to make up for it I will allow you to put my optimistically sized dwarf elephant anim (title page click anyway) on the front page ;-)
(Lambkin, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:06, archived)
# yarrrr!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:05, archived)
# oooh, nice!
yey! let's have this one!
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:07, archived)
# ha ha ha!
yesterday 90 day men played here, and a friend of mine named max was djing before and after the show. for some reason he chose to wear a dark blue bandana over his head tied in the back and a blue and white horizontally striped shirt. and didn't shave for a few weeks. There was nothing I could do, every time he tried to talk to me, I had to hold up one hooked finger, close one eye and yell "YARRRR!" at him. Sometimes when I could pull myself together I could say "SHIVER ME TIMBERS!" but I couldn't talk to him about anything else at all, no matter how hard I tried. He started to get really irritated and wanted to say something that looked important, but I couldn't hear him over the music and me constantly saying "YARRRRR".
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:11, archived)
# hahaha
avast there!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:17, archived)
# well if we are going to tell the wicked truth
allow me to redesign the America flag to accurately reflect its citizens.

Alright so it's crap ;-) Now you do a british one with bad teeth or something.
(Lambkin, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:11, archived)
# Yay
That's good but nasty but good...ooh, me loyalties are all to pot!
(funkylins, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:20, archived)
# hey, I'm not fat!
oh wait. yes I am.
anyway. I was going to make an american flag with bloody red stripes too, and falling bombs instead of stars, but then I thought, fuck it. too much work, and beside the point, since the american flag isn't being redesigned.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:22, archived)
# quite
I mean could you be arsed drawing all the little bombs? I couldn't, but a quick and easy image resize is much easier ;-)

I forgot to say I do rather like your pic by the way - it's very clever.
(Lambkin, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:34, archived)
# Most British don't have bad teeth...
Whilst I understand that most Americans ARE overweight...
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 18:23, archived)
# Late, but...
...are you calling them shallow?
(I helped save b3ta! numberbruncher - correct by nature, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 19:00, archived)
# ...........
....I'm surpressing the urge to type something that'll get me barred from B3TA......
>:|
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:09, archived)
# bum holes?
Fanny?
(1 0\|\|z j00, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:19, archived)
# then tell me privately
my email address is on the image. just open it in a new window to see it full size.
I'm very curious, please write!
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:26, archived)
# ZOGS FLAG
BOLLOCKS TO YOU YANKEE SCUM
(-, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:43, archived)
# ........
......I second that.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:43, archived)
# oh sorry, this is the BNP meeting, is it?
made a mistake in the room number, I was looking for the International Pacifists Organization.
carry on. No, please, don't get up on my account. no really!
*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 18:21, archived)
# Oh dear
oh fucking dear.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:07, archived)
# OOOooooooooooooooooooo!
*Lifts handbag from underneath desk*
(1 0\|\|z j00, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:45, archived)
# That's right
you are a colony

Expect the red coats to take over again after this insubordination.


(Ged, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 21:55, archived)
# Fantastic!

..but I would think that, being a New Zealander..
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:37, archived)