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# It's ironic because he was listening to the Beatles
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:02, archived)
# I am the
walrus

COO COO KEDJOO

Woo to that. how painful
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:02, archived)
# All you need is
a reconstructive surgeon.

wyh
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:27, archived)
# oww
that looks far to realistic actually.
Are you sure that's not real footage?
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:02, archived)
# haha
nice work
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:03, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
(breath) ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:03, archived)
# Woo!
and other assorted noises of approval.
(Astatine, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:03, archived)
# hehe
nice bounce
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:03, archived)
# hahaha !
kersplat !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:03, archived)
# nice
foot-twitching-action(tm)
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:03, archived)
# seconded
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Oscar Wildebeest, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 14:02, archived)
# *SNORT*
moisteggcellent
(I helped save b3ta! anno domini hiatus, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:04, archived)
# full steam ahead
for the woo train.

more falling behemoths please. thank you. that is all.
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:04, archived)
# it's the foot twitch
that takes it from 'great' to 'genius'.
(martian, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:05, archived)
# Hee hee
dat's funny.


Sorry for the threadjack - just had a call from someone trying to sell me new windows/doors/guttering/cladding and his voice got more and more depressed as I refused everything he offered me.
I'm not sure whether to feel a sense of triumph or remorse...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:05, archived)
# That's the point
at which 'no parle inglese' somes in very handy.
(funkylins, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:06, archived)
# "if you were to have some windows replaced for free, how many would you have replaced?"
all of them, obviously.
(martian, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:07, archived)
# None...
I'd be chasing the wee bugger that smashed them in the first place. Kids today, huh!
(funkylins, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:09, archived)
# A friend did the best one
He talked for ages about the windows he really wanted and then asked if they could give him a house to put them in too.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:09, archived)
# next time
tell em you don't have windows in your house, then listen to em squirm in confusion!
(I helped save b3ta! icezebra *insert large monkey*, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:07, archived)
# could you change your name to icestationzebra please?
it would save me a lot of time not having to reread it every time ;)
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:12, archived)
# Glad
to know I'm not the only one.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:15, archived)
# Me too
"You're name's icezebra/it never suited you"
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:17, archived)
# poor bastard
just trying to make 5% comission on each new sale to take him above minimum wage. go easy on thm, and send an abusive letter to his boss.
(martian, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:07, archived)
# Oh
I was really nice and pleasant - I don't get nasty unless they won't take no for an answer.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:10, archived)
# The Walrus
was Paul.
(funkylins, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:05, archived)
# Wow!
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:10, archived)
# i love it.
but it's the twitching that really does it for me.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:24, archived)
# fan tache stick
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# Fantastic
googoo ga woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 22:53, archived)