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» Cheating cheaty cheats
I'm such a lazy cunt.
I make heroes and adventurers run errands for me, just because I can't be arsed.
(Sat 19th Nov 2005, 12:33, More)
» I'm an expert
All I can think of right now:
Good ways to kill people. For example:
Attach mouth to an extractor fan of the type used above an oven/aga. Turn extractor fan on. Within a second their lungs will be pulled, and they will suffocate to death. Lovely.
Also:
Headphones. I get through about three pairs a year (in-ear headphones are escpecially flimsy) so I know a fair amount about them. For example, the best kind of headphone jack is gold plated, with a Neodymium magnet. Generally speaking the huge hi-fi on-ear headphones have the best sound quality, and have a better range for bass.
No apologies for length etc. cause your mum fucking loved it.
(Sat 25th Jun 2005, 12:40, More)
» When animals attack...
I was attacked by
geese. Fucking evil bastards. It's the noise they make.
(Thu 2nd Jun 2005, 13:50, More)
» Petty Sabotage
Not much...
But I stuck a fridge magnet to the back of a school computer. Don't know if anything even happened.
(Sat 7th May 2005, 12:13, More)
» The last thing that made me cry
I cried two days ago
Because my parents were bollocksing up the broadband installation and wouldn't let me try it, despite the fact that when I did it on the sly yesterday it made it work perfectly.
(Fri 15th Apr 2005, 12:06, More)
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» Cheating cheaty cheats
I'm such a lazy cunt.
I make heroes and adventurers run errands for me, just because I can't be arsed.
(Sat 19th Nov 2005, 12:33, More)
» I'm an expert
All I can think of right now:
Good ways to kill people. For example:
Attach mouth to an extractor fan of the type used above an oven/aga. Turn extractor fan on. Within a second their lungs will be pulled, and they will suffocate to death. Lovely.
Also:
Headphones. I get through about three pairs a year (in-ear headphones are escpecially flimsy) so I know a fair amount about them. For example, the best kind of headphone jack is gold plated, with a Neodymium magnet. Generally speaking the huge hi-fi on-ear headphones have the best sound quality, and have a better range for bass.
No apologies for length etc. cause your mum fucking loved it.
(Sat 25th Jun 2005, 12:40, More)
» When animals attack...
I was attacked by
geese. Fucking evil bastards. It's the noise they make.
(Thu 2nd Jun 2005, 13:50, More)
» Petty Sabotage
Not much...
But I stuck a fridge magnet to the back of a school computer. Don't know if anything even happened.
(Sat 7th May 2005, 12:13, More)
» The last thing that made me cry
I cried two days ago
Because my parents were bollocksing up the broadband installation and wouldn't let me try it, despite the fact that when I did it on the sly yesterday it made it work perfectly.
(Fri 15th Apr 2005, 12:06, More)
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» Cheating cheaty cheats
I'm such a lazy cunt.
I make heroes and adventurers run errands for me, just because I can't be arsed.
(Sat 19th Nov 2005, 12:33, More)
» I'm an expert
All I can think of right now:
Good ways to kill people. For example:
Attach mouth to an extractor fan of the type used above an oven/aga. Turn extractor fan on. Within a second their lungs will be pulled, and they will suffocate to death. Lovely.
Also:
Headphones. I get through about three pairs a year (in-ear headphones are escpecially flimsy) so I know a fair amount about them. For example, the best kind of headphone jack is gold plated, with a Neodymium magnet. Generally speaking the huge hi-fi on-ear headphones have the best sound quality, and have a better range for bass.
No apologies for length etc. cause your mum fucking loved it.
(Sat 25th Jun 2005, 12:40, More)
» When animals attack...
I was attacked by
geese. Fucking evil bastards. It's the noise they make.
(Thu 2nd Jun 2005, 13:50, More)
» Petty Sabotage
Not much...
But I stuck a fridge magnet to the back of a school computer. Don't know if anything even happened.
(Sat 7th May 2005, 12:13, More)
» The last thing that made me cry
I cried two days ago
Because my parents were bollocksing up the broadband installation and wouldn't let me try it, despite the fact that when I did it on the sly yesterday it made it work perfectly.
(Fri 15th Apr 2005, 12:06, More)
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a member for 1 year, 9 months and 26 days has posted 88 messages on the main board
has posted 881 messages on the talk board
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b3ta.com user NPC
Home » Users » Profile for NPC (Back to the messageboard)
a member for 1 year, 9 months and 26 days has posted 88 messages on the main board
has posted 881 messages on the talk board
Profile Info:
none
Recent front page messages:
none
Recent answers to questions:
» Cheating cheaty cheats
I'm such a lazy cunt.
I make heroes and adventurers run errands for me, just because I can't be arsed.
(Sat 19th Nov 2005, 12:33, More)
» I'm an expert
All I can think of right now:
Good ways to kill people. For example:
Attach mouth to an extractor fan of the type used above an oven/aga. Turn extractor fan on. Within a second their lungs will be pulled, and they will suffocate to death. Lovely.
Also:
Headphones. I get through about three pairs a year (in-ear headphones are escpecially flimsy) so I know a fair amount about them. For example, the best kind of headphone jack is gold plated, with a Neodymium magnet. Generally speaking the huge hi-fi on-ear headphones have the best sound quality, and have a better range for bass.
No apologies for length etc. cause your mum fucking loved it.
(Sat 25th Jun 2005, 12:40, More)
» When animals attack...
I was attacked by
geese. Fucking evil bastards. It's the noise they make.
(Thu 2nd Jun 2005, 13:50, More)
» Petty Sabotage
Not much...
But I stuck a fridge magnet to the back of a school computer. Don't know if anything even happened.
(Sat 7th May 2005, 12:13, More)
» The last thing that made me cry
I cried two days ago
Because my parents were bollocksing up the broadband installation and wouldn't let me try it, despite the fact that when I did it on the sly yesterday it made it work perfectly.
(Fri 15th Apr 2005, 12:06, More)
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Recent front page messages:
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Recent answers to questions:
» Cheating cheaty cheats
I'm such a lazy cunt.
I make heroes and adventurers run errands for me, just because I can't be arsed.
(Sat 19th Nov 2005, 12:33, More)
» I'm an expert
All I can think of right now:
Good ways to kill people. For example:
Attach mouth to an extractor fan of the type used above an oven/aga. Turn extractor fan on. Within a second their lungs will be pulled, and they will suffocate to death. Lovely.
Also:
Headphones. I get through about three pairs a year (in-ear headphones are escpecially flimsy) so I know a fair amount about them. For example, the best kind of headphone jack is gold plated, with a Neodymium magnet. Generally speaking the huge hi-fi on-ear headphones have the best sound quality, and have a better range for bass.
No apologies for length etc. cause your mum fucking loved it.
(Sat 25th Jun 2005, 12:40, More)
» When animals attack...
I was attacked by
geese. Fucking evil bastards. It's the noise they make.
(Thu 2nd Jun 2005, 13:50, More)
» Petty Sabotage
Not much...
But I stuck a fridge magnet to the back of a school computer. Don't know if anything even happened.
(Sat 7th May 2005, 12:13, More)
» The last thing that made me cry
I cried two days ago
Because my parents were bollocksing up the broadband installation and wouldn't let me try it, despite the fact that when I did it on the sly yesterday it made it work perfectly.
(Fri 15th Apr 2005, 12:06, More)
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Recent front page messages:
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Recent answers to questions:
» Cheating cheaty cheats
I'm such a lazy cunt.
I make heroes and adventurers run errands for me, just because I can't be arsed.
(Sat 19th Nov 2005, 12:33, More)
» I'm an expert
All I can think of right now:
Good ways to kill people. For example:
Attach mouth to an extractor fan of the type used above an oven/aga. Turn extractor fan on. Within a second their lungs will be pulled, and they will suffocate to death. Lovely.
Also:
Headphones. I get through about three pairs a year (in-ear headphones are escpecially flimsy) so I know a fair amount about them. For example, the best kind of headphone jack is gold plated, with a Neodymium magnet. Generally speaking the huge hi-fi on-ear headphones have the best sound quality, and have a better range for bass.
No apologies for length etc. cause your mum fucking loved it.
(Sat 25th Jun 2005, 12:40, More)
» When animals attack...
I was attacked by
geese. Fucking evil bastards. It's the noise they make.
(Thu 2nd Jun 2005, 13:50, More)
» Petty Sabotage
Not much...
But I stuck a fridge magnet to the back of a school computer. Don't know if anything even happened.
(Sat 7th May 2005, 12:13, More)
» The last thing that made me cry
I cried two days ago
Because my parents were bollocksing up the broadband installation and wouldn't let me try it, despite the fact that when I did it on the sly yesterday it made it work perfectly.
(Fri 15th Apr 2005, 12:06, More)
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Best answers to questions:
» Cheating cheaty cheats
I'm such a lazy cunt.
I make heroes and adventurers run errands for me, just because I can't be arsed.
(Sat 19th Nov 2005, 12:33, More)
I'm such a lazy cunt.
I make heroes and adventurers run errands for me, just because I can't be arsed.
(Sat 19th Nov 2005, 12:33, More)
» Scars with history
Once I was really down
And scratched "I'm a cunt" into my arm with a drawing pin. I didn't think it would scar.
(Wed 9th Feb 2005, 20:05, More)
Once I was really down
And scratched "I'm a cunt" into my arm with a drawing pin. I didn't think it would scar.
(Wed 9th Feb 2005, 20:05, More)
» Embarrassing Injuries
Never talked about this outside my family before...
...but I once got the top of Thunderbird 1 stuck up my nose. And had to go to the doctor to get it out.
(Fri 3rd Sep 2004, 20:03, More)
Never talked about this outside my family before...
...but I once got the top of Thunderbird 1 stuck up my nose. And had to go to the doctor to get it out.
(Fri 3rd Sep 2004, 20:03, More)
» Have you ever been rude to a celebrity?
Jamie Oliver
Is a cunt. He went to my school, and he's a twat.
(Thu 15th Apr 2004, 19:20, More)
Jamie Oliver
Is a cunt. He went to my school, and he's a twat.
(Thu 15th Apr 2004, 19:20, More)
» Petty Sabotage
Not much...
But I stuck a fridge magnet to the back of a school computer. Don't know if anything even happened.
(Sat 7th May 2005, 12:13, More)
Not much...
But I stuck a fridge magnet to the back of a school computer. Don't know if anything even happened.
(Sat 7th May 2005, 12:13, More)