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The version of facebook tailored to Primary Schools makes for difficult reading.
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FoldsFive ,
Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:57,
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hahaha
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fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH ,
Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:58,
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But this is the reality.
Facebook is a great big nonsense and smells of toads. This is 100% fact.
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wheelybird mreee! ,
Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:59,
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I'm only on it so I can spy on people I went to primary school with.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:00,
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Bloody hell - primary school??!!!
I think most of the people I went to primary school with are now in institutions. Which I had nothing to do with by the way.
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:02,
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Why are you suprised?
Yes, I went to primary school. That's me, that is.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:05,
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*lady fwaps*
somebody had to...
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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot ,
Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:06,
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that's just wrong
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:07,
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Awwwwwwwwwwww bless you!
I have no pics of myself that small. I really must go and raid my mother's photos at some point....
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:07,
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This is me aged 10/11
Yes, those are C cup tits on my front.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:09,
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...
*controls self*
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:10,
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You wouldn't have been much older.
You could have got away with it.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:11,
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perhaps
but getting the chloroform, shovel and lime would have been difficult at 13/14.
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:13,
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Pfft, all this posturing.
I know you adore me really.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:20,
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posturing?
that was foreplay.
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:21,
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Get your axe out and chase me then.
edit: all this waiting to be murdered is shit. *fucks off to Ipswich*
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:22,
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Hurrah!
*prepares rope*
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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan ,
Tue 4 Mar 2008, 2:40,
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i have pictures of me that young
just not that small /michelin junior
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:10,
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"Boit l'obstacle!"
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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated ,
Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:13,
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?????????
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:15,
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that didn't help my ris....
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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot ,
Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:16,
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It's a picture of the Michelin character drinking a glass of nails and rocks.
We think that "Boit l'obstacle" means "drinks up obstacles", or "overcomes all obstacles". It's just a great poster, is all.
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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated ,
Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:19,
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ah, right.
so it's not me on that springy rocking horse, then
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:21,
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*giggles*
Was not a chubby child. Was unbelievably blonde though
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:14,
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I was also blonde until i was 2...
then my hair went dark. I think my parents swapped me for someone else.
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:16,
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I had the same thing,
it got progressively darker until I was about 8 or so.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:17,
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I don't understand it
maybe when one has children, mail is received regarding the possibility of trying out very similar looking children with different hair. It seems feasible.
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:20,
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You've engaged my conspiracy theory brain now,
I hope you're happy.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:22,
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and now you're thinking
"i hope that's shepherd's pie in my knickers"
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:24,
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Test the theory.
impregnate something.
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:25,
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OK.
Come closer, dbroon...
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:26,
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It weirds me out when people as dark in colouring as yourself
used to be blonde. I still don't get how that's possibly. I started off blonde and still am.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:23,
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My parents used to have up a wall of pictures of me and my siblings,
one picture taken every year. Me and my sister were both blonde and turned dark brown. Also, that was a very embarrassing wall whenever friends came round.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:26,
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My very last school photo
in 6th form. The man taking it had a loose fly, and happened to unknowingly flash a bit of willy at me as I was having my photo taken. So my very last photo ever at school has me mid giggle, eyes shut, leaning forward.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:27,
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My very last pictures were of me in a shirt and tie for leavers day,
and I'd managed to burrow some blue sunglasses. I looked like Ozzy Osbourne, it was great.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:29,
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I believe I was wearing a metallica t shirt in mine.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:30,
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watch
the dicky bird...
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:30,
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:D
Is it bad that I didn't tell him?
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:31,
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no.
why spoil everyone else's fun? ;)
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:36,
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That was exactly my reasoning.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:37,
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I was magnificently chubby.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:16,
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i was unbelievably blonde
and chubby. i also wore ugly cardies.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:16,
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Here is one of me (and it is quite small)
^ up there
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:16,
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*sniffs*
Egads! Communism!!
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Kezza ,
Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:03,
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What freaked me out
is when my children started at the primary school I went to and the teachers remember me.
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moogy boobles ,
Mon 3 Mar 2008, 14:10,
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hah, primary school
I was such a badass at primary school that I became a major cause of a teacher leaving the profession :D she was a fucking bitch anyway, wooden ruler on the back of the hand etc. when you were naughty
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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips. ,
Mon 3 Mar 2008, 22:17,
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That sounds like
SCIENCEtm
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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot ,
Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:01,
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Claire and Sharon are lesbians.. Sit on my Facebook
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glubglub should be working on ,
Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:59,
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haha
i liked the privte eye's dr.finleys face book
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mongychops ,
Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:01,
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tee hee
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime ,
Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:01,
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great stuff
:D
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somegreybloke ,
Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:03,
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I thought that was the normal version
aimed at office staff
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:21,
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hahahaha
ahahahahaha that's my hearty chuckle quota for the day
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AgentMuu hentai coordination ,
Mon 3 Mar 2008, 22:25,
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excellent :)
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Tue 4 Mar 2008, 9:16,
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Late woo!
*click*
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BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence? ,
Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:27,
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