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# The version of facebook tailored to Primary Schools makes for difficult reading.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:57, archived)
# hahaha
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:58, archived)
# But this is the reality.


Facebook is a great big nonsense and smells of toads. This is 100% fact.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:59, archived)
# I'm only on it so I can spy on people I went to primary school with.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:00, archived)
# Bloody hell - primary school??!!!
I think most of the people I went to primary school with are now in institutions. Which I had nothing to do with by the way.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:02, archived)
# Why are you suprised?
Yes, I went to primary school.




That's me, that is.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:05, archived)
# *lady fwaps*
somebody had to...
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:06, archived)
# that's just wrong
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:07, archived)
# Awwwwwwwwwwww bless you!
I have no pics of myself that small. I really must go and raid my mother's photos at some point....
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:07, archived)
# This is me aged 10/11
Yes, those are C cup tits on my front.

(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:09, archived)
# ...
*controls self*
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:10, archived)
# You wouldn't have been much older.
You could have got away with it.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:11, archived)
# perhaps
but getting the chloroform, shovel and lime would have been difficult at 13/14.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:13, archived)
# Pfft, all this posturing.
I know you adore me really.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:20, archived)
# posturing?
that was foreplay.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:21, archived)
# Get your axe out and chase me then.
edit: all this waiting to be murdered is shit.

*fucks off to Ipswich*
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:22, archived)
# Hurrah!
*prepares rope*
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 2:40, archived)
# i have pictures of me that young
just not that small

/michelin junior
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:10, archived)
# "Boit l'obstacle!"
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:13, archived)
# ?????????
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:15, archived)
# that didn't help my ris....
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:16, archived)
# It's a picture of the Michelin character drinking a glass of nails and rocks.
We think that "Boit l'obstacle" means "drinks up obstacles", or "overcomes all obstacles".

It's just a great poster, is all.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:19, archived)
# ah, right.
so it's not me on that springy rocking horse, then
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:21, archived)
# *giggles*
Was not a chubby child. Was unbelievably blonde though
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:14, archived)
# I was also blonde until i was 2...
then my hair went dark. I think my parents swapped me for someone else.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:16, archived)
# I had the same thing,
it got progressively darker until I was about 8 or so.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:17, archived)
# I don't understand it
maybe when one has children, mail is received regarding the possibility of trying out very similar looking children with different hair. It seems feasible.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:20, archived)
# You've engaged my conspiracy theory brain now,
I hope you're happy.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:22, archived)
# and now you're thinking
"i hope that's shepherd's pie in my knickers"
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:24, archived)
# Test the theory.
impregnate something.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:25, archived)
# OK.
Come closer, dbroon...
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:26, archived)
# It weirds me out when people as dark in colouring as yourself
used to be blonde.

I still don't get how that's possibly. I started off blonde and still am.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:23, archived)
# My parents used to have up a wall of pictures of me and my siblings,
one picture taken every year. Me and my sister were both blonde and turned dark brown.
Also, that was a very embarrassing wall whenever friends came round.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:26, archived)
# My very last school photo
in 6th form.

The man taking it had a loose fly, and happened to unknowingly flash a bit of willy at me as I was having my photo taken. So my very last photo ever at school has me mid giggle, eyes shut, leaning forward.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:27, archived)
# My very last pictures were of me in a shirt and tie for leavers day,
and I'd managed to burrow some blue sunglasses.
I looked like Ozzy Osbourne, it was great.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:29, archived)
# I believe I was wearing a metallica t shirt in mine.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:30, archived)
# watch
the dicky bird...
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:30, archived)
# :D
Is it bad that I didn't tell him?
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:31, archived)
# no.
why spoil everyone else's fun? ;)
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:36, archived)
# That was exactly my reasoning.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:37, archived)
# I was magnificently chubby.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:16, archived)
# i was unbelievably blonde
and chubby. i also wore ugly cardies.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:16, archived)
# Here is one of me (and it is quite small)



^ up there
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:16, archived)
# *sniffs*
Egads! Communism!!
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:03, archived)
# What freaked me out
is when my children started at the primary school I went to and the teachers remember me.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 14:10, archived)
# hah, primary school
I was such a badass at primary school that I became a major cause of a teacher leaving the profession

:D

she was a fucking bitch anyway, wooden ruler on the back of the hand etc. when you were naughty
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 22:17, archived)
# That sounds like
SCIENCEtm
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:01, archived)
# Claire and Sharon are lesbians.. Sit on my Facebook
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:59, archived)
# haha
i liked the privte eye's dr.finleys face book
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:01, archived)
# tee hee
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:01, archived)
# great stuff
:D
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:03, archived)
# I thought that was the normal version
aimed at office staff
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:21, archived)
# hahahaha
ahahahahaha

that's my hearty chuckle quota for the day
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 22:25, archived)
# excellent :)
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 9:16, archived)
# Late woo!

*click*
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:27, archived)