» Embarrassing Injuries

When MY little bruvver was only 3...
...he was playing a game with my Dad, which involved him (my brother) jumping off the kitchen table into my Dad's waiting arms. Great game - until my Dad turned his head to speak to my mother, and Li'l Bro picks JUST that moment to launch himself into the air... very THIN air as it turns out, but the ground was thick enough to break his collar bone.

Addendum: 10 years later, he broke the same collar bone by falling off a 3-inch high kerb!
(Mon 6th Sep 2004, 16:21, More)

» World's Sickest Joke

abortions
Q: How would you define the term "blood brothers"?
A: Two abortions in a bucket.

Or

Q: What do you call two abortions in a bucket?
A: Blood Brothers.

Ahem.

Thank you.
(Mon 17th Apr 2006, 23:29, More)

» People with Stupid Names

From Harare to Waterford...
When I was touristing around Zimbabwe, I purchased a carving by a person named Jealousy, and MET a guy named Lovemore and also a man named Typewriter. Yes, Typewriter.

BUT the most evil parents I have ever come across were in my home town of Waterford (Ireland). While tidying up the filing cabinets in my local bank (summer job, long ago), I came across the account card of one Mr. Norris. His parents, in their INFINITE wisdom, decided to give their ONLY child the first name of Maurice...
(Tue 31st Aug 2004, 16:08, More)