» Beautiful but Bonkers

Play Dead????
Ok was out with a girl who was a tad bizzar but oh so cute, she offered me back to hers for "coffee". Things are getting hot and steamy, Groping stroking being firm but yet tender then out of nowhere she says wait stop I have an idea (Getting brown wings sprung to mind) she nips out the room in mid swing then comes back with a white sheet. hmm me thinks...(alarm bells ring) "ok close your eyes and lie still" she said and i feel her place the sheet on top of me which had a hole in it for my member to poke out of. ok could be worse. next i feel her playing with me feet i think ok odd time for a foot rub. Soo i decied to have a quick look to see what she is up to as i do she wispers ok lie still and dont move or breath, Er sorry do what. i sit bolt upright white sheet and all now with added toe tag. throw the sheet onto her grab my clothes and run. fast.

lenth gitrh and almost real live riggamortice.
(Mon 20th Nov 2006, 9:40, More)

» World's Sickest Joke

ooh
What's blue and fucks pensioners?
Me and my lucky blue coat.
(Tue 6th Dec 2005, 22:21, More)

» Messing with the Dark Side

ooh
I didn't use a ouija board I used a keyboard and got 3rd. creepy.
(Thu 20th Apr 2006, 12:16, More)

» My first experience of porn

My first
As what most adults do when done beating their meat to wank mags they leave them as they should by railway sidings for when back then 10 yearolds like myself to find. One such hotspot was in the hell hole that I used to live in called Aldershot. There I am walking along with my friends and there in all its glory a box of Young 'n' Easy (I think) so we did what we must made sure no-one was looking grabed as many as we could get and legged it home. Then in the dead of night with a torch sat in my room to look at my new found prize woman in all sorts of positions doing all kinds of things. I was as happy as a pig in muck, but in my haste I made to much noise in runs my dad "whats going on here?" - time for a talk son. Bugger.
3 pages in and nothing. Come on frankspencer where the hell are you?
Could it be that he has had a sensory overload of porn stories and exploded?
(Thu 25th Jan 2007, 19:24, More)

» Road Rage

Caused a bit of fuss to say the least.
There was this one time when I was about 5 I seem to remember and I was bunking off of school my dad bless him took me out to where he was working, which was this big demolition site and I got to watch him knock all kinds of things down and dig lots of things up in his JCB digger. After a long and hard days work my old man still had enough muster to keep me entertained.
So there we are, me and my dad ( Who, funny enough is called Bruce Lee) were riding around in his JCB, with this huge line of traffic behind us, beeping their horns, they were livid in fact.
But my dad being as cool as he is pulled over and stopped to let them all drive past.

BIN DUN???
(Wed 18th Oct 2006, 22:14, More)