» Restaurants, Kitchens and Bars... Oh my!

me again
one of my mates used to work in a large pub on the kingskerswell main road on the right as you come from the torbay ringroad towards the penn-inn roundabout in newton-abbott.

this pub came into a conversation we were having....
mate "i wouldn eat there if i were you lot"
me "why not?"
mate "nothing ever gets cleaned properly, the worktops and grill pans etc are all filthy"
me "ok, and how the hell do you know that, eh?"
mate "cos i never clean them properly"
(Mon 24th Jul 2006, 15:33, More)

» God

Virgins?
This may not be true....... Very recently I was told that muslim extremists believe that when hey die, they go to heaven and awaiting them there is a bunch of virgins for their pleasure, disposal, whatever.

My mind wandered, i couldnt help but think that these poor virgins need re-educating on their idea of "heaven".

Not only have they just died still virgins, as soon as they get to heaven, they then get ruined by some dirty arab.
(Tue 24th Mar 2009, 15:15, More)

» World's Sickest Joke

scared my mind
On the subject of woodwork..

A: What type of file would you use to make a small hole a bit bigger?

Q: A peodaphile.
(Mon 9th Jan 2006, 20:49, More)

» Restaurants, Kitchens and Bars... Oh my!

5 second rule
just wondering if anyone else outside of my group of mates has heard of the five second rule?

it applies to cutlery and food.

when dropped, if said item is picked up within 5 seconds it can be used. have done it myself and have seen it done in large establishments hosting functions and things like that.
(Mon 24th Jul 2006, 15:26, More)

» Dumb things you've done

nasal drops-eye drops
approximtely this time last year i was living in auckland, new zealand. in case anyone knows it.
had a stinking wierd summer cold, bad eyes and nose, fucked sinuses etc.

started drinking early in a pub where a friend worked called the playhouse.
after a couple of hours and several monteith's
we headed down town toward the main area of bars, "the viaduct", on the way we passed my block so i popped in to dose up on nasal drops and eye drops.

now, not wanting to have to catch everybody up, i raced to my floor, into my appartment, and into the bathroom where my medication was kept.
now i dont know why bu the nasal stuff i bought didnt come with a spray nozzle, this made it smilar style bottle to my eye drops.
you can probably guesse where this is going...
i realised as soon as the 2nd or 3rd drop hit my open, waiting eyeball.
FFFFUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKK MMMMMMMEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

i didnt leave the batchroom for 20 minuits.
when i made it to a bar called "fox's" i had no choice but to tell everyone, i couldnt hide the worst bloodshot eye ever.
funny now but hurt like a bastard when it happened.
(Thu 3rd Jan 2008, 22:39, More)