Virgins?
This may not be true....... Very recently I was told that muslim extremists believe that when hey die, they go to heaven and awaiting them there is a bunch of virgins for their pleasure, disposal, whatever.

My mind wandered, i couldnt help but think that these poor virgins need re-educating on their idea of "heaven".

Not only have they just died still virgins, as soon as they get to heaven, they then get ruined by some dirty arab.
(klegnut, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 15:15, 6 replies)

I'd be like, fuck the virgins
get me a stripper wo could suck a golf ball through a garden hose
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 15:18, closed)

What worries me is...
They believe when they die they get 72 virgins. Each.

However they don't believe women go to heaven, so what are they are going to do with 72 male virgins?

I mean, apart from starting a "Star Trek" fanclub.
( Stevedix http://www.stevedix.de/blog, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 15:25, closed)

ha ha
Form a new group on Second Life?
( browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 15:41, closed)

What they don't realise...
...is that the 72 virgins are actually 72 other suicide bombers, none of whom got laid first.
( flake has nothing against your right leg, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 2:31, closed)

Virgins?
Sultanas more like. I've heard [citation needed] that the "virgins" passage is possibly mistranslated and actually means dried vine fruit of some kind.

Now that would be a BIG disappointment...
( Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 18:04, closed)

Mmmm.... prunes
Wonder what heavenly bog roll is like?
( MisterPunch did it that way on, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 18:35, closed)