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(Fri 26th Jun 2009, 12:52, More)

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» Teenage Crushes - Part Two

Angelina Jolie in gone in 60 seconds.. perfection

Cameron Diaz in the mask,
(Sun 8th Nov 2009, 13:35, More)

» DIY Techno-hacks

Not me personally
but my friends dad is an plumber, and one day they were driving along happily in their old van, when they heard a *twang* and the car started to slow down. Upon closer inspection it turned out the throttle cable had managed to snap or something, and instead of getting it sorted properly, as it was due an MOT the next month, they decided to bodge it..

by routing it out through the side of the van, up and through the window to a lever just by the steering wheel.. quite an interesting way of driving im sure. Needless to say they scrapped it after it for some reason failed the MOT

Sorry its not very techy, but a good hack none the less
(Tue 25th Aug 2009, 11:43, More)

» I Drank Meths (pointless teenage things you did to shock)

Last day of GCSEs
A group of friends and i decide to have a ceremonial "burning of the uniform" somewhere, so wandered around to the local park. There just so happened to be one of those baby buggy things (kinda like a plastic ring which the baby can sit/walk in etc) so we thought that we might as well place everything in there, add a bit of lighter fluid to get it going and its all sorted.

we quickly went to the other side of the park when the flames started to get 5 feet high.

police/fire engines, plastic puddle on floor, good laugh, didnt get caught :D ace day

5ft when on the floor, s'abiggun...
(Fri 20th Jul 2007, 12:36, More)

» Sleepwalking

Slightly scary
This is a kind of mixture of sleepwalking/dreaming/not entirely sureness

A few weeks ago after a night out me n 2 mates came back to enjoy a lil J before going out separate ways. After all was done and finished with i went home. Now this is what i think MIGHT have happened..

In my drunken/tired/stoned haze, i think i opened my bottom window (sash windows mind), started to climb out of it, realised that there was nothing on the outside, and while climbing back in managed to badly bruise both my knees, and went into bed.

Now i dont know if i was actually sleep walking, dreamed the whole thing or what, but i was rather confused to find an open window in my room when i woke up.

14'long enough?
(Thu 23rd Aug 2007, 2:46, More)

» Mistaken Identity

Everyone calls me jesus
'cause i have long brown hair and a beard

its so bad that sometimes when people call my real name and i dont hear, that when they shout jesus i instantly look at them

i should get it all cut off, that'd confuse the fuckers
(Fri 1st Jun 2007, 15:32, More)
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