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I like photoshopping stuff. Doesn't mean I'm any good at it, but I like doing it anyway.

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» Sleepwalking

Where to start?
I have been sleepwalking for most of my adult life, highlights include.

1. Taking a slash against the wall, a mere 3 feet from the bathroom. My respose to my friends frenzied shouting? 'Well I'm finished now', before sloping off to bed.

2. Walking in on two of my (female) friends, while they were getting it on. Didn't actually find out about that one for about 3 months.

3. Waking up after a night out with a half remembered dream of walking into a flatmates bedroom naked. Only to discover, yup, it wasn't a dream. I had actually also tried to steal some of his t-shirts.

4. Sitting down on the floor at a party and waking up the next morning in my own bed. Apparently I had spent a good while looking for the front door until people had tired of laughing at me and let me out. I had then managed to navigate myself home in my sleep.

Add to these, countless incidents of waking up in the wrong bed, meaningless converations while asleep and you can guess why I'm so popular.
(Thu 23rd Aug 2007, 13:33, More)

» The worst sex I ever had

10 pinter
And proud of it.

That look of disdain and horror on her face always makes the walk of shame more fun.
(Wed 20th Jun 2007, 12:43, More)

» Mistaken Identity

Due to my bandana I was heckled from a taxi by one of Middlesbrough's finest who accused me of being Johnny Depp...
(Fri 1st Jun 2007, 14:52, More)

» Mistaken Identity

Badly drawn boy!
Oh the shame...
(Fri 1st Jun 2007, 14:18, More)

» Mistaken Identity

I've been mistaken for a drug dealer countless times on the strength that I used to (in my misguided student days) wear a bandana.
(Fri 1st Jun 2007, 14:46, More)
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