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# The Beetles!

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 9:09, archived)
# Four legs good, two legs bad, four arms really bad
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 9:10, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 9:10, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 9:12, archived)
# fucking miserable bunch
being a space pirate is clearly not all its cracked up to be
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 9:16, archived)
# Cool jackets are the main lure.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 9:19, archived)
# Stavros!

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 9:19, archived)
# Oh, I get by with a little hand from my friends
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 9:24, archived)
# mediocre - your intimate knowledge of all things UK never ceases to amaze.
Has this information come to you from your own studies of the wider world or is b3ta to blame?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 9:33, archived)
# the whole dutch thing is an act
he's a housewife from Staines
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 9:34, archived)
# Stront!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 9:36, archived)
# O-o
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 11:03, archived)
# Fake foreigners on /board? Perish the thought!
Oh.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 10:18, archived)
# I knew a few Dutch, Belgian, Swedish and Norwegian folk from World of Warcraft
they all seemed to know a lot about British culture and sub-culture as they can get BBC and they were mostly fascinated by 'Allo 'Allo and totally got the sense of humour involved.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 9:38, archived)
# Allo Allo was apparently translated into many languages
I have no idea how they managed to translate a lot of the accent/mispronounciation jokes
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Apr 2012, 9:42, archived)
# Guten Mooooogen
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 9:43, archived)
# Well most of my friends preferred it in the original English they said the translation was awful
and really didn't need to be translated. They especially liked the British spy/policeman one and often quoted him word for word, they loved it. They were also very fascinated by The Fallen Madonna with the Big Boobies
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 9:45, archived)
# Weren't we all?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 9:53, archived)
# I was pissing by the door, when I 'eard two shits
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Apr 2012, 9:56, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 9:50, archived)
# I heard that Bertorelli was Spanish in the Italian version
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 9:54, archived)
# haha
What-a mistake-a to make-a!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Apr 2012, 9:55, archived)
# What were the Germans in the German version?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 10:11, archived)
# Dunno, apparently it came out late 2008/early 2009 but I can't find any more than that :/
I always thought the rank-and-file Germans (as opposed to the gestapo) were treated rather sympathetically in it, but I don't know whether they'd see it that way
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 10:28, archived)
# Foreign shows don't get translated here, just subtitled

This is also how I picked up some Swedish, because their children's tv is the shit
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 9:57, archived)
# any useful phrases?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Apr 2012, 9:59, archived)
# I learnt that Godverdomme is Dutch for God Damn You/Me/It!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 10:03, archived)
# The only phrase I picked up in Amsterdam is...
"mijn neef zou je dat laten doen met haar, maar het kost een extra 500 schilling" but I don't know what it means. Lots of people said it to me though.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Apr 2012, 10:08, archived)
# haha :D
"My nephew would let you do that with her, but it costs an extra 500 schilling" I'm worried about the use of 'nephew' and 'her' in the same context but whatever floats yer boat
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 10:10, archived)
# they might have said 'nicht' and not 'neef'
stupid gender specific words
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Apr 2012, 10:23, archived)
# Unless the nephew was the pimp of the lady in question
and he would let you do it to her
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 10:27, archived)
# pimp?
I was merely asking for directions to kok-in-de-arsche
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Apr 2012, 10:49, archived)
# haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 10:51, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 11:04, archived)
# I think mostly b3ta
but we get the BBC here and all, you know
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 9:55, archived)
# sorry about that
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Apr 2012, 9:59, archived)
# It must seem odd to you
when people describe things as "lully"
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 10:03, archived)
# Im always impressed by European people's ability to understand Brits better than we can understand ourselves
or any other language. We had very rudimentary French Language lessons at school with no real emphasise of actually learning anything about the language. But on the continent they learn English as a second language and most are multilingual, which puts Britain to shame.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 10:19, archived)
# agreed
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Apr 2012, 10:23, archived)
# This is very true. I also hate the arrogance of British people going abroad and talking English at the locals.
I was actually referring though to the fact that "lul" is Dutch slang for penis. Having said that though we can use phrases like cocky and dicky without so much as a snigger.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 10:25, archived)
# Oh right that's a another Dutch word I've learnt "lul" :D
As I understand it also Wan Kok means Bad Cook in Dutch as Mediocre pointed out on my Facebook.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 10:47, archived)
# Bill means bum
I spent quite a lot of my childhood in Holland so I know lots of childish rude words but would have no idea how to tell someone to fuck off!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 11:25, archived)
# Well it did when I first encountered it
About 800 years ago ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 11:09, archived)
# B3ta just wasn't the same after the renaissance, was it?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 11:20, archived)
# pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Apr 2012, 9:41, archived)
# I Wanna Hold Your Hand (No, The Other One)
Sgt. Peeper's Lonely Half-Hand Band.
Strawberry Flids Forever.
You've Got To Hide Your Hand Away.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 9:29, archived)
# "Strawberry Flids Forever"
Bwahahahahaha, oh fuck, that's all of us going to Hull.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 30 Apr 2012, 9:31, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 9:58, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Apr 2012, 10:09, archived)
# hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 15:59, archived)
# I want to hold your hand hand hand hand.
leg, leg.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 30 Apr 2012, 9:30, archived)
# haha, or in the palm of McCartney's second-left
knob
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 9:38, archived)
# Ringo - fastest drummer on earth
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 9:37, archived)
# I bet Ringo is still shit
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Apr 2012, 9:54, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 10:13, archived)
# hahaha
Looks like he's preparing a second too
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 10:21, archived)
# hahaha love it
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 30 Apr 2012, 11:26, archived)
# singing "honey - that's what I want" ?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 18:37, archived)
# heehee
very good
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 21:58, archived)
# Make Paul eat a carrot.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 18:48, archived)
# hahahaha
Or a Linda McC sausage?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 21:58, archived)