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# Queen Crackers!

13 Jacobs crackers, some teeth and one bread knife!
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 11:57, archived)
# excellent
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 11:58, archived)
# Cheers
I was trying to entertain a sick son, who can only eat crackers this morning. Poor little guy, he's watching Kung Fu Panda 2 now
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:03, archived)
# Hasn't he suffered enough?
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:28, archived)
# hahaha
no
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:47, archived)
# Excellent stuff!
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 11:58, archived)
# cheers, here's some 'production' pics. 20 mins to make!
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:12, archived)
# why not just nibble?
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:20, archived)
# Aw what?
I thought you nibbled them to that shape?!

Boo!

Still good, though.
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:22, archived)
# Thanks, I started nibbling them
But crackers have a mind of their own when they CRACK, so I took to shaping them with the breadknife, to shape them better.
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:38, archived)
# Sell out.
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:41, archived)
# hahaahaha
*hangs head in shame*
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:47, archived)
# You should have enlisted the services of a hamster
for the fine detail.
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:42, archived)
#
:D
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:46, archived)
# Bonus points for showing your working out.
/Maths GCSE flashback
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:26, archived)
# Or, Bonus marks for showing development.
/art gcse flashback.
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 13:26, archived)
# Tremendous!
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:00, archived)
# Thanks
was something I've been meaning to do for ages
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:13, archived)
# Yeah, very arty and all that, but let's see you send a letter with it.


(Fabulous work!)
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:01, archived)
# haha
:)
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:10, archived)
# Superb Q!!
Now eat all the buggers...no water mind ;)
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:21, archived)
# haha
I actually love dry crackers!
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:36, archived)
# i'm not sure what to admire most, the art and dedication gone into this
or the fact that you've had to munch your way through a few dry crackers, you won't be able to whistle for a fortnight!

edit - i should probably add this is most woosome mr q
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:22, archived)
# heehee
Love dry crackers myself. I would've made a good hobbit!
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:42, archived)
# Wonderfully done... and very more-ish ;)
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:25, archived)
# thank you
:)
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:48, archived)
# nicely
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:27, archived)
# ta
rattly headed one
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:46, archived)
# that's crackers mate
nicely :)
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:40, archived)
# haha, this is cracking!

(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:43, archived)
# if you it eat it will the queen come round and arrest u for defacing her image?
dilemma dilemma!
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:47, archived)
# ooops!
Me and my son have eaten half of her face already!
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:49, archived)
# zombie crackers...
"WE ATE THE FACE OFF THE QUEEN.... ok so it was just crackers but we ate it mwhahahaha"
I can just imagine u two doin that
Get better son o yours
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:58, archived)
# Thanks
he's playing ski jump on the Wii board now and hasn't been sick since 9, so he must be on the mend.
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 13:41, archived)
# Ooh, does it all fit into a square when you rearrange it, like a tangram?
for example, the piece that makes the highest point of Her Maj's crown looks like it's the corner of the piece at the back of her head.
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:57, archived)
# hmmm
It might have,but we've eaten most of the crackers now, so I'll never know?
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:59, archived)
# Also, email this to the Queen's offices
They will probably give you an OBE or something
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:58, archived)
# Do you have their email address?
:D
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:59, archived)
# This time next week you'll be SIR Q4nobody
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 13:03, archived)
# [email protected]
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 13:06, archived)
# Cracking job!
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 13:01, archived)
# :D
thanks foxy
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 13:38, archived)
# crackin
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 13:17, archived)
# cheers sir
:)
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 13:54, archived)
# that's not cheesy at all.
Top work! A**!
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 13:27, archived)
# Ta
:D
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 13:57, archived)
# Fantasclick
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 13:49, archived)
# haha
I was worrking on a Charlie Brown parody t'other day and you just reminded me to finish it, thanks!
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:04, archived)
# here to help*
:)


*might not be here to help
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:58, archived)
# this is most woo!
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 13:53, archived)
# Thank you very much
I've had it in my head for ages, just never had the excuse to break so many crackers
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:11, archived)
# well deserved FP too
yay!
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 15:00, archived)
# That's crumby. ;)
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:43, archived)
# Thank you Atomic one
Love all your self portraits
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:35, archived)
# o/-bless ya!
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 17:38, archived)
# Blimey.
Very impressive!
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 18:10, archived)
# hurrah!
..
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 18:11, archived)
# that's brilliant!
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 22:41, archived)
#
bwilliant!
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 11:12, archived)