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[challenge entry] Cue the chase music!

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(, Wed 9 Jun 2021, 10:48, archived)
# Certainly
(, Wed 9 Jun 2021, 11:22, archived)
# I wasn't sure if
this was going to break the Internet...
(, Wed 9 Jun 2021, 20:25, archived)
# I mean I say 'perfect' quite a lot here but really this is absolutely perfect.
(, Wed 9 Jun 2021, 11:32, archived)
# ^ this
(, Wed 9 Jun 2021, 12:14, archived)
# Aces!!!!
(, Wed 9 Jun 2021, 11:45, archived)
# Hahaha!!
Great Q!!
(, Wed 9 Jun 2021, 11:50, archived)
# The buffoonish sex pest thing is all an act
(, Wed 9 Jun 2021, 12:16, archived)
# cartoonish buffoonish sex pests are ok I think?
(, Wed 9 Jun 2021, 12:22, archived)
# The real prime minister work is done by ken livingstone locked in a shipping container
(, Wed 9 Jun 2021, 13:36, archived)
# Red Ken! In a shipping container! You couldn’t make it up!
(, Wed 9 Jun 2021, 17:00, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 9 Jun 2021, 12:23, archived)
# Superb
(, Wed 9 Jun 2021, 12:32, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 9 Jun 2021, 13:17, archived)
# To be fair, if your country is to be dragged into a "sausage war", I can think of few people more qualified to be prime minister.
(, Wed 9 Jun 2021, 13:18, archived)
# The Cabinet is quite like a cheap sausage
Full of arseholes.

I should write comedy professionally with zingers like that.
(, Wed 9 Jun 2021, 14:10, archived)
# Que the FP :)
(, Wed 9 Jun 2021, 13:42, archived)
# The floor's been swept, and the carts are ready.
Just waiting for Mofaha to say, 'Might FP this..."
(, Wed 9 Jun 2021, 15:49, archived)
# Might fp this
(, Wed 9 Jun 2021, 17:01, archived)
# +a +to
(, Wed 9 Jun 2021, 17:28, archived)
# I like this.
(, Wed 9 Jun 2021, 18:43, archived)
# I did it for you
(, Wed 9 Jun 2021, 18:51, archived)
# <3 <3 <3
(, Wed 9 Jun 2021, 18:52, archived)
# Something's broken
(, Wed 9 Jun 2021, 19:38, archived)
# No rush, all in good time
(, Wed 9 Jun 2021, 20:30, archived)
# but what do we do til then?
(, Wed 9 Jun 2021, 20:30, archived)
# I see it now
the mofaha works in mysterious ways...
(, Wed 9 Jun 2021, 22:52, archived)
# I think this is the first time you’ve ever typed my name correctly!
(, Thu 10 Jun 2021, 3:49, archived)
# I was conscious of it too
(, Thu 10 Jun 2021, 8:02, archived)
# Great. The body language is uncanny
(, Wed 9 Jun 2021, 19:01, archived)
# Nice, except now I have him chasing Carrie round the rose garden stuck in my head
(, Wed 9 Jun 2021, 19:02, archived)
# ^
(, Wed 9 Jun 2021, 19:26, archived)
# Thanks everybody! :D
(, Wed 9 Jun 2021, 22:54, archived)
# Yay!
*pats Cummings on the bald spot*
(, Wed 9 Jun 2021, 23:35, archived)
# Whose Cummings are they?
(, Thu 10 Jun 2021, 3:50, archived)
# Haha belter
(, Thu 10 Jun 2021, 6:37, archived)
# *applauds*
(, Thu 10 Jun 2021, 19:24, archived)