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[challenge entry] robot flowers have a warped sense of humour

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(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 19:26, archived)
# Oh god yes.
I've just cum.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 19:27, archived)
# hehe
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ok, thats the warts out of sight
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 19:27, archived)
# Has ape
gone through with his plans for personal genital mutilation?
[edit]: Hehehe. Robot flower.
(smoothie, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 19:29, archived)
# to a point (sorry)
yes, i did it last night, but it was well squewiff and the hole was too small for the needle, i'll do it with the big needle once the bruisings gone down
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 19:31, archived)
# get yourself some clamps and a cannula.
you're gonna get lots of bruising if you use a fat needle, cos you just push the flesh to the sides, so you'll het a hard lump. use a cannula to take a core of flesh out, and you'll save a hell of a lot of bruising, swelling and so on.

also... be careful where you pierce round there. i know of a chap who nearly died of bloodloss and had to have half his winkle chopped off because of a trouser piercing gone wrong.

in fact.. just for those of you eating dinner... he sat on the tube on the way home filling a carrier bag with blood from his shorts. and it was his mum who called the hospital when she found him passed out on his bed in a big red puddle.

ew.

still. i'm getting my old chap done soon!
(nevermind, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 19:37, archived)
# Your all mad.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 19:38, archived)
# yes, what about it?
would you like some? or shall i call the apostrophe police?


woo wah woo wah woo wah woo wah woo wah woo wah woo wah woo wah woo wah woo wah woo wah woo wah woo wah woo wah woo wah woo wah woo wah woo wah woo wah woo wah woo wah woo wah woo wah woo wah
(nevermind, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 19:39, archived)
# Hah.
Posts starting "Your all..." are obviously ironic, like rain on your wedding day. And therefore exempt from the apostrophe police. DUR!
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 19:42, archived)
# HOW HOW HOW
is rain on your wedding day ironic?

she doesn't mention one thing in that whole FUCKING song that is actually ironic.

bint. that is all.

i feel sure i stepped in an obvious trap there
(nevermind, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 19:45, archived)
# I'm afraid you have...
the very fact that she doesn't mention one ironic thing in a song about irony is, obviously, deeply deeply ironic.
(I helped save b3ta! amygdala, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 20:10, archived)
# hmmm
time to kill her.
(nevermind, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 20:17, archived)
# got canulas, use a 1.4mm last night,
but no way was the stud gonna fit, so it'll e the 2.6 next (aka, the fear)

and it's only the skin, not gonna do the meat
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 19:41, archived)
# oh go on.....
do the meat!

there's a few sites out there that'll tell you how to do it. oh... and don't use anaesthetic.

pop a needle thru your j*ps e*e!
(nevermind, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 19:46, archived)
# no
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this is for a bet only, any meat piercing needs doing at a kebabery or a proper piercing place
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 19:51, archived)
# oh man !!
I was sooooooo pleased with my robot with the fire n stuff : (
It's gone
4 ever
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 19:35, archived)
# just make sure
you clean up after you.

(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 19:29, archived)
# hahahahahaha
spacefish, i think i love you
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 19:27, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 19:28, archived)
# can I
sneak in here and say woo! yay! hoopla!
fantastic!
lo rogan!
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 19:58, archived)
# That surely...
...has to win the challenge.



...if you enter it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 19:28, archived)
# nooooooo
poor ickle bee...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 19:30, archived)
# hi Dr Phil,
the wedding picture looks fantastic,
you look very happy :)
(mountainloz i want a bulldog/Shih Tzu cross breed, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 19:39, archived)
# thank you!
Let's hope it's like that on the day... :O
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 19:51, archived)
# that would be
a most wonderful day if it is like that!
so i hope it is too
(mountainloz i want a bulldog/Shih Tzu cross breed, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 19:54, archived)
# YES!!!!
oh yes yes yes yes yes yes yes!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 19:30, archived)
# Does that come with...
...the full four year no quibble money back gaurantee?
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 19:31, archived)
# I'm pulling the face
but I can't remember Chewin the Fat well enough to say anything... bring back Scotch & Wry...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 19:36, archived)
# Well they could...
...but I think Rikky Fulton would look slightly bewildered.

Altzheimers you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 19:39, archived)
# I saw him
walking down the High Street once... just past the City Chambers. Or was it down the Mound? He's very tall..

/completely random
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 19:45, archived)
# hehehe
hehehehe
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 19:30, archived)
# really
really
really
really
funny.


woo woo woo woo woo have...

(nevermind, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 19:31, archived)
# fucking hell
that is one of the best things i have ever, ever seen
*speechless*
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 19:32, archived)
# The face!!
As he turns round! So perturbed! So wonderful.

So WOO! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 19:33, archived)
# frontpage'd!

that was quick..!
(I helped save b3ta! bnt what, me worry?, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 19:34, archived)
# ooooh
likey!
(I helped save b3ta! sosumi, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 19:41, archived)
# ha ha!
very good.
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 19:44, archived)
# bravo!
I doff my imaginary hat to you sah!
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 20:00, archived)
# I could watch that
all day and it would still make me laugh.

Bee rammage...heh heh... stupid bee..sneaky flower. Love love love
(Rondette, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 23:08, archived)