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on thos long and lonely trips, a cowboy's best friend is his horse.
(Mon 28th Jun 2004, 11:41, More)
on thos long and lonely trips, a cowboy's best friend is his horse.
(Mon 28th Jun 2004, 11:41, More)
I'll probably
go to hell anyway..
might as well make it an express trip
(Thu 3rd Apr 2003, 11:49, More)
go to hell anyway..
might as well make it an express trip
(Thu 3rd Apr 2003, 11:49, More)
Best answers to questions:
» Things you've done when you've had no money.
they were
dire times.
I was out of tobacco and weed.. so I shook my keyboard, and smoked what fell out. it was harsh. it did get me stoned though, so all was well in the end.
(Fri 8th Oct 2004, 11:06, More)
they were
dire times.
I was out of tobacco and weed.. so I shook my keyboard, and smoked what fell out. it was harsh. it did get me stoned though, so all was well in the end.
(Fri 8th Oct 2004, 11:06, More)
» The Onosecond
strictly speaking
not an onosecond..
but I was going to visit my mum, and was wearing a t-shirt with a piucture showing a man hanging by the neck, accompanied by the text "This man is dead". I arrived at my mum's place, took of my coat, and went into the sitting room to say hi to a friend of my mum's. As I entered the room, there was a terrible silence... but how was I to know said friend's husband had hung himself 2 days ago?
(Fri 27th May 2005, 14:33, More)
strictly speaking
not an onosecond..
but I was going to visit my mum, and was wearing a t-shirt with a piucture showing a man hanging by the neck, accompanied by the text "This man is dead". I arrived at my mum's place, took of my coat, and went into the sitting room to say hi to a friend of my mum's. As I entered the room, there was a terrible silence... but how was I to know said friend's husband had hung himself 2 days ago?
(Fri 27th May 2005, 14:33, More)
» Shoddy Presents
unfortunately..
this wasn't my present, but a friend of mine. it was his birthday, and that evening, his friends came round for some binge-drinking. ofcourse, they came in through the backdoor, accompanied by the present:
a live sheep with 'happy birthday' spraypainted on its coat...
I hear it tasted quite good.
(Fri 24th Sep 2004, 8:01, More)
unfortunately..
this wasn't my present, but a friend of mine. it was his birthday, and that evening, his friends came round for some binge-drinking. ofcourse, they came in through the backdoor, accompanied by the present:
a live sheep with 'happy birthday' spraypainted on its coat...
I hear it tasted quite good.
(Fri 24th Sep 2004, 8:01, More)
» Useless advice
I used to own an advertising agency,
and this one time an employee suggested using b3ta to get ideas for an advertising campaign for a large customer.
(Thu 26th Oct 2006, 13:58, More)
I used to own an advertising agency,
and this one time an employee suggested using b3ta to get ideas for an advertising campaign for a large customer.
(Thu 26th Oct 2006, 13:58, More)
» Teenage Parties
it was a saturday night
and a girl was giving a birthday party. unfortunately she lived 15km away from me and some friends, so we took our bikes and started cycling, making regular stops to smoke some weed. about halfway, we remembered something: we didn't bring a gift! what to do now? EUREKA! girls like flowers! so we stopped near a farm in the middle of nowhere, and stole their postbox to use for a vase. in went some violets growing in a nearby yard, and some more flowers until we had a nice bouquet. so of we went to the party, and presented her with our original creation. at this point, she was impressed with our creativity. meanwhile the party went on, and we got drunk. since we couldn't be arsed to cycle all the way back home, we broke into a used paper container where we spent the night. paper insulates quite well, so we slept well too. sunday, we nursed our collective hangovers, and we went to school on monday. all was still well, until the girl comes up to us. turns out that the random postbox we stole belonged to her grandfather, who immediately recognized it when he saw it standing on the gift table, containing some of his violets...
(Fri 14th Apr 2006, 11:19, More)
it was a saturday night
and a girl was giving a birthday party. unfortunately she lived 15km away from me and some friends, so we took our bikes and started cycling, making regular stops to smoke some weed. about halfway, we remembered something: we didn't bring a gift! what to do now? EUREKA! girls like flowers! so we stopped near a farm in the middle of nowhere, and stole their postbox to use for a vase. in went some violets growing in a nearby yard, and some more flowers until we had a nice bouquet. so of we went to the party, and presented her with our original creation. at this point, she was impressed with our creativity. meanwhile the party went on, and we got drunk. since we couldn't be arsed to cycle all the way back home, we broke into a used paper container where we spent the night. paper insulates quite well, so we slept well too. sunday, we nursed our collective hangovers, and we went to school on monday. all was still well, until the girl comes up to us. turns out that the random postbox we stole belonged to her grandfather, who immediately recognized it when he saw it standing on the gift table, containing some of his violets...
(Fri 14th Apr 2006, 11:19, More)