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# when
hummus fails

(radja, Tue 19 Oct 2004, 15:59, archived)
# ick
...
DAMN WHY THE HELL IS MY HAIR SO HEAVY
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 19 Oct 2004, 16:00, archived)
# Maybe your scalp is too
weak to support it...


you need to get your cranium down the gym?
(I helped save b3ta! Liquid Crystal, Tue 19 Oct 2004, 16:01, archived)
# i've done as many head press-ups as i can every morning
for the past 2 months
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 19 Oct 2004, 16:04, archived)
# Atmospheric conditions
probably.

Ye Olde weather forecasters would use your hair as an indicator of the weather conditions - "Ah you see when the GoS hair is heavy it will piss it down like buggery come morn"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 19 Oct 2004, 16:02, archived)
# or soap
maybe it's the soap weighing it down and making me appear like some sort of dinosaur
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 19 Oct 2004, 16:03, archived)
# Ah the days of soaping up one's mohican
it's almost a lost art in thesedays of hair gel.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 19 Oct 2004, 16:05, archived)
# hair gel doesn't work for shit
if your hair is longer than 3 inches you can forget about it

if it's seven inches you're bollocksed

/bollocksed
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 19 Oct 2004, 16:06, archived)
# doesn't the
soap damage your hair?
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Tue 19 Oct 2004, 16:09, archived)
# who are you?
a fucking fashion student?
(edit: fashion students first statement "WHAT DO YOU USE IN YOUR HAIR" "soap" "UH DOESN'T THAT DAMAGE YOUR HAIR?" "yes...but it's not like i use it for anything else?")
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 19 Oct 2004, 16:11, archived)
# eep
no, sorry.

I was just wondering.
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Tue 19 Oct 2004, 16:13, archived)
# *hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 19 Oct 2004, 16:25, archived)
# Not at all
but it plays buggery with your eyes if your caught in a rainstorm.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 19 Oct 2004, 16:11, archived)
# i used to use FCUK "clay", it was ace!
my hair's well over a foot long now-a-days, so I don't really want to. But at 5/6 inches it worked great. Meant I couldn't sit by the windows on buses though (I had all over "french spikes").

hooray for hair
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Tue 19 Oct 2004, 16:10, archived)
# hurray for hair
:)
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 19 Oct 2004, 16:11, archived)
# Murray for Air.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 19 Oct 2004, 16:13, archived)
# i used to know someone called Murray
he was an utter swear word!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 19 Oct 2004, 16:13, archived)
# Well I meant Murray Mints
but I like how you know someone with such a stupid name.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 19 Oct 2004, 16:20, archived)
# crabs?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Tue 19 Oct 2004, 16:04, archived)
# Lobsters more like ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 19 Oct 2004, 16:05, archived)
# Ah, I couldn't tell, the lights were off
you see...
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Tue 19 Oct 2004, 16:06, archived)
# *cries*
(I helped save b3ta! --=| Daz |=-- has been masturbating over a picture of you since, Tue 19 Oct 2004, 16:01, archived)
# Unh, baby don't stop
Don't stop 'til you get enough!
(I helped save b3ta! friendlyfire, Tue 19 Oct 2004, 16:02, archived)
# hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Tue 19 Oct 2004, 16:02, archived)
# that sir,
is horrific.
(I helped save b3ta! null and void, Tue 19 Oct 2004, 16:03, archived)
# tasty
and tasteless. that kid pic is scrummy enough on it's own...
(travbot, Tue 19 Oct 2004, 16:04, archived)
# yes



(peewee13, Tue 19 Oct 2004, 16:05, archived)
#
(drnuclear, Tue 19 Oct 2004, 16:10, archived)
# allegedly
(cough)
(Pope Benedict XVI, Tue 19 Oct 2004, 16:10, archived)
# the #74 to Gehenna will be by soon!







i still laughed though!
(SkinnyBoy, Tue 19 Oct 2004, 16:15, archived)
#
(doctorgeorge It's good to be back, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 8:07, archived)
# WRONG
WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG!
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Tue 19 Oct 2004, 17:15, archived)
# yee
ha
(P3ngwyn, Tue 19 Oct 2004, 18:12, archived)
# TEH GOATSIE!
(Sverre my password is "password", Tue 19 Oct 2004, 20:24, archived)
# wrong
so very, very wrong.

well done, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! fineart, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 14:36, archived)
# one way ticket?
woo
(dreariersphere, Fri 22 Oct 2004, 7:18, archived)