b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » Ob3tuaries » Message 11376148

[challenge entry] PERMANENTLY BREAKING NEWS


From the Ob3tuaries challenge. See all 277 entries (open)

(, Thu 8 Sep 2022, 19:41, archived)
# It has to be front page on all papers for AT LEAST the next month, just in case someone is in a temporary coma
(, Thu 8 Sep 2022, 19:57, archived)
# saw off johnson, finally she could rest
(, Thu 8 Sep 2022, 20:04, archived)
# on the plus side, must be a couple of bank holidays in the offing
one for the funeral, one to do charles (ménage à) iii
(, Thu 8 Sep 2022, 20:07, archived)
# :’(
She had a damn good run.
One should be so lucky.
R.I.P.
(, Thu 8 Sep 2022, 20:52, archived)
# And it seems to me, she lived her life, like a monarch on a throne
(, Thu 8 Sep 2022, 22:05, archived)
# Never knowing which descendant she should next disown
(, Thu 8 Sep 2022, 22:31, archived)
#
(, Thu 8 Sep 2022, 23:00, archived)
# awww, lully
(, Fri 9 Sep 2022, 7:50, archived)