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» Singing the wrong words
Madonna
Before I realised that Madonna has had a complete Humour Bypass I genuinely believed she was singing
"I'm going to dress you up in Nylon...
All over your body..."
Was bitterly disappointed to find out years later that the words are actually My Love, not Nylon. Ho hum tedium.
(Sat 29th Jan 2005, 18:56, More)
Madonna
Before I realised that Madonna has had a complete Humour Bypass I genuinely believed she was singing
"I'm going to dress you up in Nylon...
All over your body..."
Was bitterly disappointed to find out years later that the words are actually My Love, not Nylon. Ho hum tedium.
(Sat 29th Jan 2005, 18:56, More)
» Singing the wrong words
Marie Osmond's Paper Condoms
I used to sing this version of Donny & Marie Osmond's Paper Roses. Or maybe it was just Marie on her own - who cares, my lyrics are far superior.
' I realised when I had missed my monthly,
With shock I nearly fainted on the floor.
And so to get myself a good abortion,
I set myself in business as a whore.'
(chorus):
Paper Condoms, Paper Condoms
Oh how real those condoms seemed to me
But they're only...
Imitation
Now I'm eight months pregnant and I have V.D.
(Sat 29th Jan 2005, 15:29, More)
Marie Osmond's Paper Condoms
I used to sing this version of Donny & Marie Osmond's Paper Roses. Or maybe it was just Marie on her own - who cares, my lyrics are far superior.
' I realised when I had missed my monthly,
With shock I nearly fainted on the floor.
And so to get myself a good abortion,
I set myself in business as a whore.'
(chorus):
Paper Condoms, Paper Condoms
Oh how real those condoms seemed to me
But they're only...
Imitation
Now I'm eight months pregnant and I have V.D.
(Sat 29th Jan 2005, 15:29, More)
» Lost...
Lost in Space
Somewhere and somehow over the years I've managed to lose (in chronological order) my innocence, my virginity and my marbles. But they're not very valuable so who cares, I never tried looking for them. But the day I lost my hash stash by wilfully chucking it down a drain, forgetting that there was hash inside the ball of scrunched up silver foil paper... that was truly terrible day indeed. Particularly as I realised my mishtake just a nanosecond before releasing my grasp on the little ball of scrumpled foil. I nearly lost my mind.
(Fri 3rd Dec 2004, 21:55, More)
Lost in Space
Somewhere and somehow over the years I've managed to lose (in chronological order) my innocence, my virginity and my marbles. But they're not very valuable so who cares, I never tried looking for them. But the day I lost my hash stash by wilfully chucking it down a drain, forgetting that there was hash inside the ball of scrunched up silver foil paper... that was truly terrible day indeed. Particularly as I realised my mishtake just a nanosecond before releasing my grasp on the little ball of scrumpled foil. I nearly lost my mind.
(Fri 3rd Dec 2004, 21:55, More)