Singing the wrong wordsThere's a grand tradition of singing the wrong words to jingles, hymns and the dreaded school songs. Or maybe you have a corporate anthem too cheesy for words? Tell us the alternate words you and your friends sang so that we can too.
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chthonic, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 10:02)
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Marie Osmond's Paper CondomsI used to sing this version of Donny & Marie Osmond's Paper Roses. Or maybe it was just Marie on her own - who cares, my lyrics are far superior.
' I realised when I had missed my monthly,
With shock I nearly fainted on the floor.
And so to get myself a good abortion,
I set myself in business as a whore.'
(chorus):
Paper Condoms, Paper Condoms
Oh how real those condoms seemed to me
But they're only...
Imitation
Now I'm eight months pregnant and I have V.D.
(, Sat 29 Jan 2005, 15:29, Reply)
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