B3ta newsletter 964, out now
"Open this newsletter and win the URL lottery"
* SITE - Can you beat the 1% battery challenge?
* CHALLENGE - Ruin a James Bond poster
* BOOK - 99p Fesshole kindle book offer
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Ruin A Bond Poster
Amazon thought it would be a good idea to remove the guns from their Bond artwork, which went as well as you'd expect. Let's join in the fun and ruin all the Bond posters.
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B3ta newsletter 963, out now
"A smidgen of pigeon is just enough to give your kids a treat, full of feathery goodness, and a bit of beak"
* BUMPER ISSUE - Cassette Boy, Weebl & Matt Round
* TEXT ADVENTURE GAME - Can you strangle a horse?
* IMAGE CHALLENGE - let's make pop music 'spooky'
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Spooky Pop
It's spooky season, but which graveyard smash is going to get that coveted Halloween number one? Let's spookify the world of pop music. Suggested by HappyToast.
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B3ta newsletter 962, out now
"ASDA was named after its founders: Agnetha, Senny, Djörn & Anni-Frid"
* PIGEON SONG - Yes, a song, about pigeons
* IMAGE CHALLENGE RESULTS - Happy B-day Mario
* 90s GIFS - Would it be B3ta without them?
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MAGA TV
Disney and Paramount have recently caved in to Trump's demands over what they should be broadcasting. Show us how TV would be if it was all made for (or starring) our beloved MAGA gang.
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B3ta newsletter 961, out now
"A hill I'll die on is Muswell Hill, just after I've climbed up it, to buy cakes from the nice cake shop Dunns"
* IMAGE CHALLENGE - Most popular one in yonks
* SHED OF THE YEAR - We have a winner
* GAME - Are you sure you're not a robot?
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Happy Birthday Mario
Everyone's favourite Italian plumber turned 40 this week, so let's plug Mario Paint into our SNES and make some pictures to celebrate Mario and the Mushroom Kingdom gang.
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B3ta newsletter 960, out now
"MySpace Tom doesn't call for *anything*, as he's a chill guy taking nature photos"
* RELOAD CLICKER - Can you hammer a million F5s?
* CYRIAK - Now making videos for Adam Buxton
* NEW CHALLENGE - Kids TV at the movies
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Children's TV At The Movies
They're making a film of Bagpuss, which everyone of b3ta age is hoping they don't mess up. Let's show them how it should be done by taking the saggy old cloth cat and other childhood favourites and putting them in the movies. Suggested by Simon Pegg (not that one).
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B3ta newsletter 959, out now
"I'd give it 5 mins if I was you. I was defecting to Reform in there"
* INTERNET ART - The image challenge you want
* MONKEON - He advises you on what TV to watch
* HAPPY TOAST - Makes pop video for pop star
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Internet Art
We love the web, obviously, but we also love art. So this week, fire up Yahoo! Graffiti and combine internet ephemera with classic works of art.
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B3ta newsletter 958, out now
"THE NEWSLETTER THAT HANGS ENGLAND FLAGS ON YOUR VPN FOR A PATRIOTIC WANK IN 'BELGIUM'"
* CHALLENGE - Sci-fi food is popular and good
* CLOCK - tell the time using Pong
* ACTUALLY OK HEADLINES QUIZ - if you can be arsed
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Sci-Fi Food
Show us the future of food, or just Photoshop a carrot into Star Wars. This week, we're mashing up sci-fi and grub.
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B3ta newsletter 957, out now
"BRITAIN'S OLDEST NEWSLETTER CELEBRATES STANDING UP WITHOUT GROANING"
* CRAP NOVELTY SONGS - Play them like MTV
* PROCRASTINATE - with random website generator
* CHALLENGE - Cartoon characters go on holiday
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Cartoon Characters on Holiday
It's summer holiday time, so show us what your favourite cartoon and comic characters are getting up to on their getaways.
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