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From the B-Movie Monsters! challenge. See all 222 entries (closed)

(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:49, archived)

:D
although minus half a point for using quality biscuits and not cookies ;)
( HappyToast B3ta Art Auction http://b3ta.com/links/749374, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:51, archived)

I feel the cookie monster would willingly be consumed by such a creature.
But I know what you mean... I nearly used a jaffa CAKE for the body. A close call.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:54, archived)

But he would not be afraid of cookies.

Silly HappyToast
( Wobbly Bloke , putting the Ellis in Hellish on, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:56, archived)

I thought that was the point, being chased by a monsterous version of what he loved
tables turning and all that
( HappyToast B3ta Art Auction http://b3ta.com/links/749374, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:59, archived)

Well your wrong.
ok?
( Wobbly Bloke , putting the Ellis in Hellish on, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:06, archived)

Are you going to give that half point back HappyToast?

( Frogbeat, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:09, archived)

Have I had any points yet or do I now owe b3ta half a point?
I have no idea how this works.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:11, archived)

It's all quite clearly summarised on your monthly b3ta statement
which you get when you buy an icon.
ah.
I see.


;D
( Gruffi Savalas This user is under construction, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:13, archived)

Ha!
This "optional" donation thing is getting quite forceful. ;) I can't even afford loo-roll at the moment. Or hand wash.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:17, archived)

steal loo roll from work
and erm, don't wash your hands.
You could even forego wiping your bum if you want to keep your conscience clear (if not your pants)
( Gruffi Savalas This user is under construction, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:18, archived)

Sorry.
I'm talking utter bollocks. I'm just really, really stingy.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:21, archived)

I read that as 'steel' loo roll and thought
I don't want to work where you work.
( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 12:24, archived)

I was told that the "optional" donation was mandatory
if you wanted to slag off Ginger people.
( Wobbly Bloke , putting the Ellis in Hellish on, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:21, archived)

You are on 47.5 at the minute
I'm talking shit of course
( Frogbeat, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:14, archived)

*sends in THE AUDITORS*
Dun dun derrrrrr!
( Gruffi Savalas This user is under construction, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:20, archived)

YOUR ALL GAY

( An Eagle in Your Mind Awkward Juice. Or something. I don't fucking know., Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:19, archived)

How dare you!
It's YOU'RE
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:27, archived)

No, it's not.

( monkdagola Pls Donate 4 Movember http://mobro.co/CRogerCMoore, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:45, archived)

Yes.
It is.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:51, archived)

No, it's not.
www.yourallgay.com/
( monkdagola Pls Donate 4 Movember http://mobro.co/CRogerCMoore, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 12:04, archived)

Wrong.

(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 12:13, archived)

Nuh-uh.
b3ta.com/search/board?q=your+all+gay
( monkdagola Pls Donate 4 Movember http://mobro.co/CRogerCMoore, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 12:15, archived)

I'm afraid there was no point.
Truth is I just wanted to crudely animate an evil biscuit thing. The cookie monster was an afterthought.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:08, archived)

cookie monster makes it for the win

( HappyToast B3ta Art Auction http://b3ta.com/links/749374, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:10, archived)

Or biscuits for that matter ...

(CallumP, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 9:09, archived)

Americans call all biscuits cookies.
And biscuit is like a scone or something i think.
I dont know, never been, love to go.
( yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:03, archived)

Even if you do go
they don't pull you aside at customs to tell you about this
( Gruffi Savalas This user is under construction, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:06, archived)

I imagine this is an example of the typical american biscuit.
www.google.co.uk/images?q=hardees biscuit
( Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:25, archived)

other than moderation, class and taste
is there nothing the Americans won't add to food
( Gruffi Savalas This user is under construction, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:28, archived)

I lived there for 2 years.
Every time I came back here I'd have two fly buttons permanently undone. I didn't buy new jeans because after 2 weeks back all the weight would be gone. It's because they give you so much and I was raised to clear my plate. And that was in California where the local produce is from what Steinbeck called the Pastures of Heaven. Yum.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 12:27, archived)

No, more like
this
( RedHouse Schitterend!, Sat 9 Oct 2010, 3:32, archived)

My day IS now complete
Click 'n Woo!
( Frogbeat, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:52, archived)

brilliant, is it pub time now then?

( HappyToast B3ta Art Auction http://b3ta.com/links/749374, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:53, archived)

God I hope not
Haven't done my mascara yet :(
( Frogbeat, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:56, archived)

nicely done

(benito vaselini all American cowgirl chick, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:54, archived)

Ha ha ha!
He's had it coming for a long time.
( Smallbrainfield, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:54, archived)

haha that's ace!
Today's Sesame Street was brought to you with the letters ARGHHH and the word 'Irony'
( Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:55, archived)

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...
...ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha (breaths) ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

CLICKS HARDER THAT A TWATING HARD THING IN HARDSVILLE!

( Wobbly Bloke , putting the Ellis in Hellish on, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:55, archived)

HAHAHAOMNOMNOMNOM

( 2 Can Chunder Join Team b3ta, World Community Grid, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:57, archived)

Lovely.
:)
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:58, archived)

^ What she said

( Wobbly Bloke , putting the Ellis in Hellish on, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:06, archived)

Haha

( Frogbeat, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:58, archived)

I got stuck in a loop
watching that.
( Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:58, archived)

Stuck into a poop?!

( Frogbeat, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:00, archived)

ahaha

(benito vaselini all American cowgirl chick, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:59, archived)

hahahaFUCK

( monkdagola Pls Donate 4 Movember http://mobro.co/CRogerCMoore, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:14, archived)

Service with a smile.

( Whato_Jeeves found a cunt on his balls on, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:17, archived)

Hahaha!!

( Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 13:58, archived)

I would say 'Dookie Monster?'
but then I'm not Americish
(Drimble Third degree, the heat mystery spree., Fri 8 Oct 2010, 17:15, archived)

I don't know which I like more.
This or the Elmo scat play.
( An Eagle in Your Mind Awkward Juice. Or something. I don't fucking know., Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:02, archived)

I prefer the biscuit one. I love the way his open mouth and boggly-eyed expression works just as well for pure terror as it does for when he's going mental with a plate of cookies.

( 2 Can Chunder Join Team b3ta, World Community Grid, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:05, archived)

yes!

( yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:04, archived)

hahahaha
fabulous!

WE'RE GONNA NEED A BIGGER CUP OF TEA!
( Gruffi Savalas This user is under construction, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:05, archived)

ha ha ha arrgh!
very good : D



TJ. Joel from rathergood.com has kindly hosted the Muybridge panorama see links
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woo, what a top chap : D
( claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:11, archived)

Fantastic!
Strange to see horses and not Mustangs on the streets of San Francisco
( RedHouse Schitterend!, Sat 9 Oct 2010, 3:38, archived)

MON MON MON.

( Whato_Jeeves found a cunt on his balls on, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:14, archived)

Specspackular!

( monkdagola Pls Donate 4 Movember http://mobro.co/CRogerCMoore, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:14, archived)

hah
nicely done
( Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:23, archived)

This really is superb

( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:26, archived)

Best thing in ages.
Woot!
( Captain Howdy, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:52, archived)

marvellous! :D

( first inch is the worst! its spelt c.u.n.t., Fri 8 Oct 2010, 12:23, archived)

That is giving me the NOM NOM NOMs
Awesome!
( Bee Nice |-|, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 13:00, archived)

Hahaha, fantasic!

( Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 13:57, archived)

If
He was a jammy dodger, he could do a fig roll and escape.
( Dervel OTBC, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:25, archived)

Nice One :DD

( herman:D, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:44, archived)

:DD
he needs a theme song!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6vKzEIkNV4
(Roxon, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 16:56, archived)

Hahaha!
I like that.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 17:37, archived)

Oh bravo!

( Noely Noel «::S::» «:::P:::» «::U::» «::N::» «::K::» «::E::», Fri 8 Oct 2010, 17:34, archived)

a well deserved FP

( fluffymitten became omnipotent on, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 18:50, archived)

hahaha, great
it falls into the last compo too :D
(rattlehead CAPTAIN, HE IS AGAIN ALL TIME TOUCHING MY PARSNIP, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 20:03, archived)

This is all of the aces.
And I have no iea how you've compressed it to 260kb, but it's impressive.
( BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 21:20, archived)

well spotted
they didn't even use the old "save it at 200x200 and magically HTML it into 300x300 later" trick
( Agent Muu wants to kick shit at a pig, Sat 9 Oct 2010, 1:54, archived)

Fucking ace
you have talent
(UHMUHRAKA! I hate pendantic cunts, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 21:51, archived)

Genius!!!
I love this.
:D

*clicks*


( Fresh Water Mole - loves his baby boy more and more each day, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 21:59, archived)

Hahahaha
As inspired as it is awesome :D
( Monty Propps, Sat 9 Oct 2010, 3:11, archived)

2nd best use of Jammie Dodgers
Ever.
( Tart Monkey, Sat 9 Oct 2010, 19:44, archived)