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# Newsletter subject line compo
if you've got the time
be kind and write a line
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:34, archived)
# Stella McCartney designed this so it should be the best EVER.
(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:35, archived)
# Budget? I couldn't even lift it!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:36, archived)
# I've got the time
plus better rhyme
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:36, archived)
# Uncle Fester attempting and failing suicide via electric shocks
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:37, archived)
# WE'RE WANKING IN PUBLIC TO STOP KONY...TOGETHER
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:37, archived)
# Meth's one hell of a drug
I mean breakdowns are one hell of a reputation killer.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:39, archived)
# RE: your unsubscribe request
(I helped save b3ta! corington, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:37, archived)
# CALL ME FISHMEAL.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:39, archived)
# Issue 521
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:40, archived)
# It's not a letter and there is no news in it!
(waxdart hello., Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:41, archived)
# With new Page 3 NSFW section
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:42, archived)
# Not just one letter, it's lots of letters. And I think you'll find the way we've arranged them is quite special.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:42, archived)
# NHS increased cuts; circumcision patients reap the rewards
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:42, archived)
# links n'stuff off the internet n'shit
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:43, archived)
# Vote NO! to prevent hot weekly newsletters being charged VAT.
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:44, archived)
# we are charged vat
which you could make all sorts of arguments about whether that's right or fair but those sponsored links? We're legally obligated to charge VAT on them and it all trundles off to HMRC 4 times a year.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:48, archived)
# I thought you got paid in cats for those?
How many cats do you have to send off to HMRC each year?
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:51, archived)
# 20% of the cat
I send the HMRC 52 severed cat heads per year.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:56, archived)
# John Bercow is making a throne of skulls
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 15:01, archived)
# THRONE OF SKULLS!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DkkYxmMj-Oo
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 15:02, archived)
# That glows eerily when you drive at it with your headlights on at night?
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 15:06, archived)
# Possibly
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 15:20, archived)
# bucking the fudget
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:47, archived)
# Against gay marriage if we have to get up early and attend the ceremony.
(waxdart hello., Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:48, archived)
# Hahaha, Whoops, read what my friend just said -
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:51, archived)
# spend the next 20mins with the Mrs asking you "And that's funny because?"
(waxdart hello., Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:53, archived)
# My missus usually reads it before me these days
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 15:01, archived)
# squirrel with tits
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:55, archived)
# Rolf Harris memorial edition
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:56, archived)
# MPs tout green alternative to Sizewell C, but strong public opposition to proposed pensioner treadmill
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 15:04, archived)
# theresa may: white lightning snatcher
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 15:04, archived)
# Fucking hell, did anyone else hear her being interviewed on Radio 4 this morn?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 15:12, archived)
# Only three weeks left until newsletter 524!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 15:10, archived)
# On the week that Thatcher dies
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 15:15, archived)
# This week, your Newsletter design is also heavily influenced by Stella.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 15:17, archived)