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# Newsletter subject line compo
okeydokeywriteajokey
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:58, archived)
# SHOW ME IN HEAT MAGAZINE WHERE MAX CLIFFORD TOUCHED YOU.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:00, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:03, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:03, archived)
# Taking satire to the MAX (Clifford)
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:03, archived)
# Clifford The Big Red Moletser
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:04, archived)
[challenge entry] also, this is for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:05, archived)
# I don't want to know why Santa's beard is yellow
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:07, archived)
# Indeed.
This is why I toned it down to keep it in good taste.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:10, archived)
# powerful :D
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:38, archived)
# Do not want
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 15:07, archived)
# Rolf harris in two little boys shocker
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:06, archived)
# Do you mean 'Man in his eighties' in two little boys shocker?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:08, archived)
# see, when I read that headline I thought they'd arrested someone from the 80s
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:08, archived)
# that entire decade is guilty!
...of love in the first degree!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:10, archived)
# FUCKING EARWORM YOU BASTARD
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:12, archived)
# I was quite a bit in love with Keren Woodward at the time
Sarah Dalin would occassionally help us out too
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:15, archived)
# Ha ha ha, don't forget to send Siobahn Fahey out for chips and gravy
while you're 'at it'.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:22, archived)
# heheh!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:30, archived)
# It was acceptable in the 80s

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:10, archived)
# my lawyer has advised me to say nothing as I've said too much already
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:10, archived)
# I hope that this allegation that Rolf Harris molested children isn't repeated on the internet.
Who knows what sort of problems that would cause.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:11, archived)
# I never said that, I was talking about his song two little boys which was a shocker of a record

think I've got away with that
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:14, archived)
# I, for one, am shocked
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:17, archived)
# hahah jesus
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:08, archived)
# fuck all to do with me
(I helped save b3ta! Jesus!, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:15, archived)
# so tell me, that water into wine trick....
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:21, archived)
# 'Search still doesn't work'
or 'Brought to you by Britain's foremost unsearchable puerile digital arts community'
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:10, archived)
# clbrting 20 yrz of txt msgs
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:11, archived)
# Christmas comes early!
christmas rob
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:12, archived)
# The b3ta newsletter: Sponsored by Prince, Virgin and VICE: the world's premier boyband
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:12, archived)
#
sponso finge
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:17, archived)
# Simon Cowell's good friends with Max Clifford. Just saying, like.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:14, archived)
# ignore 2.0 is shit get rid of it
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:16, archived)
# Very much this
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:28, archived)
#
A gay wizard walks into a bar.

Then, with a poof, he disappears..
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:16, archived)
#
My girlfriend says that a small penis won't affect our relationship. Whether she's right or not, I'd prefer it if she didn't have one at all.
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:18, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:20, archived)
# SHOVING OUR HANDS INTO THE INTERNET TURKEY TO REMOVE THE GIBLETS SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:19, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:22, archived)
# Last ever newsletter
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:21, archived)
# :'(
I'd look at it if it had pictures
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:26, archived)
# Kate Middleton not the only one already sick of this baby
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:22, archived)
# Ha ha ha.
I would have total respect if she had walked out of the hospital and asked why all the cameras present weren't covering the civil war in Syria or following up on the crisis in Gaza instead of bothering a pregnant woman.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:28, archived)
# agreed
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:53, archived)
# Does anyone really read this bit?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:24, archived)
#
Here's to the actress Emily Blunt. Without who we would have no rhyme for cunt.

Well, you can use James, both Blunt and Hunt. But they are short of syllables unlike Emily Blunt.

You can use 'oxford' as in 'oxford punt'. Or you can use 'rear end'. as in 'rear end shunt'. But they are a bit convoluted to rhyme well with cunt.

So here's to the actress Emily Blunt. She may well be shite. But she rhymes well with cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:24, archived)
# What's the difference between a dead baby and the Holy Ghost? The dead baby's in Hell.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:33, archived)
# Stuff you've already seen on reddit
(I helped save b3ta! M o D, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:46, archived)
# they fuck you at the drive thru
they know you're going to be miiiiles away before you realize you just got fucked!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:13, archived)