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# My first post (the post that hurts the most)
(CheddarAddict Eh eh ehhhhh, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 16:59, archived)
# He's got a mint in his ear! welcome aboard ect...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:01, archived)
# Welcome to b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:03, archived)
# Would, wouldn't, woo!
wouldn't woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:05, archived)
# "you'll never leave"
seems an empty threat these days.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:08, archived)
# whereas it used to seem like a simple statement of fact.

We're still stuck here though eh?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:15, archived)
# Excuse me, could you tell me where the exit is, please?
Also, "Hello, Cheesy-person!"
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:25, archived)
# I had just watched League Of Gentlemen when I did it.
I mean - it's only an internet site, it's hardly Indiana State Penitentiary.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:30, archived)
# Less buggery goes on there.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:38, archived)
# I'm still here!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 18:12, archived)
# hehe :)
nicely 'shopped
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:06, archived)
# Perfect
Welcome

Pull up a kitten
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:07, archived)
# Well I for one think it's a good first post.
Welcome etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:09, archived)
# Nice one!
Welcome, pull up a kitten :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:11, archived)
# Well made.
and welcome
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:12, archived)
# Very nice.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:14, archived)
# Hullo.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:19, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:20, archived)
# A fine first image! :) Welcome to b3ta, you'll never leave*
*your interest in b3ta may go up as well as down. The first 6 months of b3ta is usually the best. If you last that long you'll think you're old school and probably have a small foray into board nazism,
regularly right clicking to check file sizes on everything. After that phase wears off, you'll still wonder why freebase is on the /board every day even though it stopped being funny at least 18 months ago.
Your job is at risk if you do not keep up while browsing b3ta at work. You Honda Accord is at risk if you post on /qotw. Ignore 2.0 is sh*t. Further Terms & Conditions may apply.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:29, archived)
# And if you choose b3ta to supply both electric and gas, you can save a further 5%.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:37, archived)
# and get a free meerkat
not a stuffed one. A real one.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:38, archived)
# Quite wonderful.
Also, a man pulling a face because he's working hard to beat a target in the gym will never stop being the funniest thing ever.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:49, archived)
# That's horrifically arousing.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:36, archived)
# welcome fella!
top work there :)

Quince Philip and the Preen

I call this one Quince Philip and the Preen
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:41, archived)
# Hurrah!
Welcome to b3ta you'll never leave pull a chair shop a kitten etc
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:57, archived)
# Oh hai new person
This wins the best first post on this internets today
Woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 18:17, archived)
# Woop woop
Welcome aboard!
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 18:58, archived)