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Times Almost Up.......

The Clock Still Ticks

mod edit:
boom! shake, shake, shake the room!
boom! shake, shake, shake the room!
boom! shake, shake, shake the room!
tick, tick, tick, tick, boom!

mod edit: aw bless, but I'm perhaps twice as 1337 as you...

(Skitgraves, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 15:52, archived)

cock off you fucking cock badger!

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 15:53, archived)

you have a very odd clock

if it goes tick tick tock

(Clockwork, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 15:55, archived)

I hope his e-mail address which is

[email protected]

doesn't get spammed.
Yes, it would be awful if [email protected] got spammed.

[email protected]

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Baz Fuck off, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 15:55, archived)

Was that

[email protected] ?

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 15:56, archived)

I think it was [email protected]

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butchbint, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 15:56, archived)

You mean

[email protected] ?

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 15:57, archived)

do I have this right?

[email protected]

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 15:58, archived)

Mind piss

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dogsbollocks, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 15:59, archived)

No no no

its [email protected] not [email protected]See.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 15:59, archived)

arf

now... got any spiderfood?

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 16:01, archived)

I'm worried that his hotmail account might not work

so it would be best if there was no mention of [email protected] or [email protected] otherwise he may receive unsolicited emails.

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 16:10, archived)

that

would be such a shame.. i'm worried too

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chilledunit, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 16:13, archived)

that's what I was

thinking

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Pootle, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 16:14, archived)

are you sure it wasnt

[email protected]

edit:- hahaha....

"Skits Domain Will Create A Website For You At A Low Low Price!

This Website Was Created For A Band Named Hamster Ranch.
Not Only Did I Create The Site, I Also Run The Website For Them.

This Site Cost Them £15 inc Domain Name."

microsoft must be shitting themselves!

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 15:58, archived)

oi oi!

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popt_art, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 15:59, archived)

hello mrs:)

long time no see!!!!
Did you have a good holiday?

my home PC is shagged again:(

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 16:03, archived)

yay! lovely time thanks

was wondering where you were....

what's wrong with it?

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popt_art, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 16:06, archived)

i tried to stick a nasty version of Premier on it

and now i get the blue screen of death every time i try and open an application:(

im currently trying to salvage all my stuff of it, before i kill it, and start again!

We're getting a new kitten tomorrow:) I want to call it ming, but monkeygirlblue wont let me!

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 16:11, archived)

ask jiva

for a list of all the names b3tans submitted for their kitty.

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butchbint, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 16:13, archived)

its currently between

Mackenize (which i hate)
Bertie (which i dont mind)
&
Ming (which i think rocks!)

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 16:16, archived)

ming is a great name!!!

tell her to keep quiet!

hope yer machine is better soon :(

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popt_art, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 16:13, archived)

you may note

that he has taken the URL to his own site off his profile...

it was skitsdomain.co.uk if you must know

(vork and burlap, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 16:02, archived)

wow

he's just made a lot of new 'friends' who seem eager to shout out there :)

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chilledunit, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 16:10, archived)

The latest subscriber to gaylondon.com

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sick_boy, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 15:57, archived)

and gaydar

that was [email protected] wasn't it?

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@man move along, nothing to see here on, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 15:58, archived)

if I was on my home machine

he would be signing up for all sorts of free password sites, as we speak

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Pootle, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 16:03, archived)

What would be the email addrewss you'd be using?

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 16:07, archived)

I think it was

[email protected]

Yes, that's [email protected]

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Baz Fuck off, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 16:09, archived)

well either

[email protected]
or [email protected], as I guess that one will annoy more, as it's paid for

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Pootle, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 16:09, archived)

do it...

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butchbint, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 16:13, archived)

howabout

[email protected] or [email protected]

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 16:14, archived)

hehe

and gapingholes.com

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Obz Click, ting, stamps, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 15:58, archived)

Hmm I think it was

[email protected]

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dogsbollocks, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 15:58, archived)

yep

one of these three for sure:

1: [email protected]
2: [email protected]
3: [email protected]

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Obz Click, ting, stamps, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 15:59, archived)

has anyone thought of using

[email protected]
as it's paid for

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Pootle, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 16:10, archived)

You mean

[email protected] ?

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 16:13, archived)

yes I did mean

[email protected]

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Pootle, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 16:16, archived)

what was that?

[email protected] ?

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butchbint, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 15:56, archived)

so what are you trying to say

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 15:56, archived)

Bloody Will Smith fans

can't take 'em anywhere these days.

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butchbint, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 15:55, archived)

Oh no!

The Deadly Scrolling Up and Down Virus has infected this website again!
What shall we do!

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 15:59, archived)

Let's call GHOSTBUSTERS!

(goat thinks you're shit, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 16:00, archived)

when my mobile rings

my screen scrolls up and down

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new_matt, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 16:03, archived)

It's a national disaster

Buy lots of jam! Batten down the hatches!
PANIC! PANIC! PANIC! PANIC! PANIC! PANIC! PANIC! PANIC! PANIC! PANIC! PANIC! PANIC! PANIC! PANIC! PANIC!

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butchbint, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 16:01, archived)

AAAARRRRRRRGGGGHHHHHHHHHH

*runs around in circles like Corporal Jones from Dads Army*

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 16:03, archived)

Hay-yelp (Penelope Pitstop voice)

I think I'd best stand on my chair and squeem and squeem and squeem until I'm thick.

I WANT MY MUMMY!

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butchbint, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 16:06, archived)

twat.

(BadKitty Moo! Said Zebedee......, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 15:53, archived)

that's the spirit!

you're one of us already

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Red wine and cheese., Thu 7 Aug 2003, 15:59, archived)

You...

...are a retard.....

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DancesWithWeezils, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 15:53, archived)

TWAT!

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Obz Click, ting, stamps, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 15:53, archived)

please don't feed the trolls

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barnesy, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 15:53, archived)

one voice of reason amidst the mob

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spacefish bong!, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 16:08, archived)

Delete it...

...or forever be branded a wanker....

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DancesWithWeezils, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 15:53, archived)

twunt

(dirtyhippy, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 15:53, archived)

You are a fucking cock.

A total fucking cock.

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Pootle, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 15:53, archived)

what he said

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sick_boy, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 15:55, archived)

same again.

more so.

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 15:56, archived)

isn't this the sort of thing that

gets people permanently blocked from using b3ta.
Stupid little fucker, I don't understand people, who just want to ruin other peoples days.

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Pootle, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 16:01, archived)

Hmmm

not very fluffy in here all of a sudden

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@man move along, nothing to see here on, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 16:03, archived)

I think it is,

I also thinkits very funny.
we're fluffy to nice people.]
Fancy a hug?

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 16:05, archived)

go on then

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@man move along, nothing to see here on, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 16:14, archived)

...........

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 15:54, archived)

hahahaha

no, really.

(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 15:54, archived)

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 15:54, archived)

you're fighting

a losing battle there i'm afraid

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Spoon, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 15:57, archived)

I guess

you have a lot of spare time...

*ya big hairy chicken titty*
:p

(Big Spoon Baby Balloon hides in corners, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 15:54, archived)

Haha

that is the funniest insult ever. Well done. :p

(JuggyH, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 15:58, archived)

that

must have taken ages to type out.
well done!

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 15:54, archived)

You see, you can't be a "hacker" and then do things like that.

Technically, you can't be a hacker and take malicious actions at all, but then so few script kiddies understand that I'm not surprised.

(goat thinks you're shit, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 15:54, archived)

script kiddie?

i prefer the term "twat"

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 15:56, archived)

A hacker is actually

someone who is just quite profficent with computers anyway, and it's not hacker either, it's cracker

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 15:59, archived)

That's why the first one is in quotation marks,

and the second is saying he isn't one.

Pay attention lad.

(goat thinks you're shit, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 16:01, archived)

whooops

well, he smells anyway.

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 16:04, archived)

why do some people actually want to be seen as twats?

it makes no sense to me. i mean, you obviously have no friends and are gonna end up sad and lonely, sitting in a car with a pipe attached to the exhaust coming thru the window, and no one, no. one. will care. now cock off.

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baby wet ones, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 15:55, archived)

Why don't you just

COCK OFF !!! COCK OFF !!!COCK OFF !!!COCK OFF !!!COCK OFF !!!COCK OFF !!!COCK OFF !!!COCK OFF !!!COCK OFF !!!COCK OFF !!!COCK OFF !!!COCK OFF !!!COCK OFF !!!COCK OFF !!!COCK OFF !!!COCK OFF !!!COCK OFF !!!COCK OFF !!!COCK OFF !!!COCK OFF !!!COCK OFF !!!COCK OFF !!!COCK OFF !!!COCK OFF !!!COCK OFF !!!COCK OFF !!!COCK OFF !!!COCK OFF !!!COCK OFF !!!COCK OFF !!!COCK OFF !!!COCK OFF !!!COCK OFF !!!COCK OFF !!!COCK OFF !!!COCK OFF !!!COCK OFF !!!COCK OFF !!!COCK OFF !!!COCK OFF !!!COCK OFF !!!COCK OFF !!!COCK OFF !!!COCK OFF !!!COCK OFF !!!COCK OFF !!!COCK OFF !!!COCK OFF !!!COCK OFF !!!COCK OFF !!!

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.90Nz0., Thu 7 Aug 2003, 15:56, archived)

you want him to cock off

don't you?

(Snafu, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 17:12, archived)

I was going to call you a retard,

but then I realised in all honesty that people with disabilities don't deserve such an association.
So will childish idiot do? No, really.

Go somewhere else. Do something productive. Maybe go play in the sun.

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WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 15:57, archived)

although 18 years of age

i am still very much a child, and find being associated with this crotch gobbler rather degrading

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The Incredible... accident free since, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 16:05, archived)

Ouch!

what's the association?

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WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 16:12, archived)

you called him childish

i am also childish a lot of the time

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The Incredible... accident free since, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 16:14, archived)

Just fuck off

and crawl back under your rock you cunt.

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Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 15:58, archived)

Best mod edit

ever!

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 15:58, archived)

yeah!

WYH to the mod edit!

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baby wet ones, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 15:59, archived)

agreed

made this whole sorry mess kind of worth it.
kind of.

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 15:59, archived)

Yup

(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 16:04, archived)

That would have been cool

if it weaved in and out, or got bigger then smaller. But it was just plain. BOO!

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Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Thu 7 Aug 2003, 15:59, archived)

my favrit3

filmz r
matrix matrix 2 hulk

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monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 15:59, archived)

Whats goin on

*oblivious* :)

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CranberryArmadillo, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 16:04, archived)

Skit

is being a retard and everybody is calling him a cock.

(dirtyhippy, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 16:09, archived)

cool

does anyone want to talk about films?

I love spiderman.

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bleepbloop, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 16:05, archived)

How much time do we have left now?

I'm scared.
Will somebody please hold me?

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 16:03, archived)

Put your cock away.

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Baz Fuck off, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 16:04, archived)

bah

rumbled.

ok. NOW will you hold me?

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 16:08, archived)

Did I miss something ?

What happened ?

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wonko the sane, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 16:09, archived)