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# Times Almost Up.......
The Clock Still Ticks

mod edit:
boom! shake, shake, shake the room!
boom! shake, shake, shake the room!
boom! shake, shake, shake the room!
tick, tick, tick, tick, boom!

mod edit: aw bless, but I'm perhaps twice as 1337 as you...
(Skitgraves, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 15:52, archived)
# cock off you fucking cock badger!
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 15:53, archived)
# you have a very odd clock
if it goes tick tick tock
(Clockwork, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 15:55, archived)
# I hope his e-mail address which is
[email protected]

doesn't get spammed.
Yes, it would be awful if [email protected] got spammed.

[email protected]
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 15:55, archived)
# Was that
[email protected] ?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 15:56, archived)
# No
I think it was [email protected]
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 15:56, archived)
# You mean
[email protected] ?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 15:57, archived)
# do I have this right?
[email protected]
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 15:58, archived)
# Mind piss
:)
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 15:59, archived)
# No no no
its [email protected] not [email protected]See.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 15:59, archived)
# arf
now... got any spiderfood?
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 16:01, archived)
# I'm worried that his hotmail account might not work
so it would be best if there was no mention of [email protected] or [email protected] otherwise he may receive unsolicited emails.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 16:10, archived)
# that
would be such a shame.. i'm worried too
(I helped save b3ta! chilledunit, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 16:13, archived)
# that's what I was
thinking
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 16:14, archived)
# are you sure it wasnt
[email protected]

edit:- hahaha....

"Skits Domain Will Create A Website For You At A Low Low Price!

This Website Was Created For A Band Named Hamster Ranch.
Not Only Did I Create The Site, I Also Run The Website For Them.

This Site Cost Them £15 inc Domain Name."

microsoft must be shitting themselves!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 15:58, archived)
# oi oi!
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 15:59, archived)
# hello mrs:)
long time no see!!!!
Did you have a good holiday?

my home PC is shagged again:(
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 16:03, archived)
# yay! lovely time thanks
was wondering where you were....

what's wrong with it?
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 16:06, archived)
# i tried to stick a nasty version of Premier on it
and now i get the blue screen of death every time i try and open an application:(

im currently trying to salvage all my stuff of it, before i kill it, and start again!

We're getting a new kitten tomorrow:) I want to call it ming, but monkeygirlblue wont let me!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 16:11, archived)
# ask jiva
for a list of all the names b3tans submitted for their kitty.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 16:13, archived)
# its currently between
Mackenize (which i hate)
Bertie (which i dont mind)
&
Ming (which i think rocks!)
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 16:16, archived)
# ming is a great name!!!
tell her to keep quiet!

hope yer machine is better soon :(
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 16:13, archived)
# you may note
that he has taken the URL to his own site off his profile...

it was skitsdomain.co.uk if you must know
(vork and burlap, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 16:02, archived)
# wow
he's just made a lot of new 'friends' who seem eager to shout out there :)
(I helped save b3ta! chilledunit, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 16:10, archived)
# The latest subscriber to gaylondon.com
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 15:57, archived)
# and gaydar
that was [email protected] wasn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 15:58, archived)
# if I was on my home machine
he would be signing up for all sorts of free password sites, as we speak
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 16:03, archived)
# What would be the email addrewss you'd be using?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 16:07, archived)
# I think it was
[email protected]

Yes, that's [email protected]
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 16:09, archived)
# well either
[email protected]
or [email protected], as I guess that one will annoy more, as it's paid for

(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 16:09, archived)
# do it...
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 16:13, archived)
# howabout
[email protected] or [email protected]
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 16:14, archived)
# hehe
and gapingholes.com

(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 15:58, archived)
# Hmm I think it was
[email protected]
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 15:58, archived)
# yep
one of these three for sure:

1: [email protected]
2: [email protected]
3: [email protected]

(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 15:59, archived)
# has anyone thought of using
[email protected]
as it's paid for
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 16:10, archived)
# You mean
[email protected] ?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 16:13, archived)
# yes I did mean
[email protected]
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 16:16, archived)
# what was that?
[email protected] ?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 15:56, archived)
# so what are you trying to say
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 15:56, archived)
# Bloody Will Smith fans
can't take 'em anywhere these days.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 15:55, archived)
# Oh no!
The Deadly Scrolling Up and Down Virus has infected this website again!
What shall we do!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 15:59, archived)
# Let's call GHOSTBUSTERS!
(goat thinks you're shit, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 16:00, archived)
# when my mobile rings
my screen scrolls up and down
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 16:03, archived)
# It's a national disaster
Buy lots of jam! Batten down the hatches!
PANIC! PANIC! PANIC! PANIC! PANIC! PANIC! PANIC! PANIC! PANIC! PANIC! PANIC! PANIC! PANIC! PANIC! PANIC!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 16:01, archived)
# AAAARRRRRRRGGGGHHHHHHHHHH
*runs around in circles like Corporal Jones from Dads Army*
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 16:03, archived)
# Hay-yelp (Penelope Pitstop voice)
I think I'd best stand on my chair and squeem and squeem and squeem until I'm thick.

I WANT MY MUMMY!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 16:06, archived)
# twat.
.
(BadKitty Moo! Said Zebedee......, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 15:53, archived)
# that's the spirit!
you're one of us already
(I helped save b3ta! Red wine and cheese., Thu 7 Aug 2003, 15:59, archived)
# You...
...are a retard.....
(I helped save b3ta! DancesWithWeezils, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 15:53, archived)
# TWAT!
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 15:53, archived)
# please don't feed the trolls
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 15:53, archived)
# one voice of reason amidst the mob
:)
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 16:08, archived)
# Delete it...
...or forever be branded a wanker....
(I helped save b3ta! DancesWithWeezils, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 15:53, archived)
# twunt
(dirtyhippy, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 15:53, archived)
# You are a fucking cock.


A total fucking cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 15:53, archived)
# what he said
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 15:55, archived)
# same again.
more so.
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 15:56, archived)
# isn't this the sort of thing that
gets people permanently blocked from using b3ta.
Stupid little fucker, I don't understand people, who just want to ruin other peoples days.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 16:01, archived)
# Hmmm
not very fluffy in here all of a sudden
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 16:03, archived)
# I think it is,
I also thinkits very funny.
we're fluffy to nice people.]
Fancy a hug?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 16:05, archived)
# Oh
go on then
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 16:14, archived)
# ...........
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 15:54, archived)
# hahahaha
no, really.
(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 15:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 15:54, archived)
# you're fighting
a losing battle there i'm afraid
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 15:57, archived)
# I guess
you have a lot of spare time...

*ya big hairy chicken titty*
:p
(Big Spoon Baby Balloon hides in corners, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 15:54, archived)
# Haha
that is the funniest insult ever. Well done. :p
(JuggyH, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 15:58, archived)
# that
must have taken ages to type out.
well done!
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 15:54, archived)
# You see, you can't be a "hacker" and then do things like that.
Technically, you can't be a hacker and take malicious actions at all, but then so few script kiddies understand that I'm not surprised.
(goat thinks you're shit, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 15:54, archived)
# script kiddie?
i prefer the term "twat"
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 15:56, archived)
# A hacker is actually
someone who is just quite profficent with computers anyway, and it's not hacker either, it's cracker
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 15:59, archived)
# That's why the first one is in quotation marks,
and the second is saying he isn't one.

Pay attention lad.
(goat thinks you're shit, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 16:01, archived)
# whooops
well, he smells anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 16:04, archived)
# why do some people actually want to be seen as twats?
it makes no sense to me. i mean, you obviously have no friends and are gonna end up sad and lonely, sitting in a car with a pipe attached to the exhaust coming thru the window, and no one, no. one. will care. now cock off.
(I helped save b3ta! baby wet ones, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 15:55, archived)
# Why don't you just
COCK OFF !!! COCK OFF !!!COCK OFF !!!COCK OFF !!!COCK OFF !!!COCK OFF !!!COCK OFF !!!COCK OFF !!!COCK OFF !!!COCK OFF !!!COCK OFF !!!COCK OFF !!!COCK OFF !!!COCK OFF !!!COCK OFF !!!COCK OFF !!!COCK OFF !!!COCK OFF !!!COCK OFF !!!COCK OFF !!!COCK OFF !!!COCK OFF !!!COCK OFF !!!COCK OFF !!!COCK OFF !!!COCK OFF !!!COCK OFF !!!COCK OFF !!!COCK OFF !!!COCK OFF !!!COCK OFF !!!COCK OFF !!!COCK OFF !!!COCK OFF !!!COCK OFF !!!COCK OFF !!!COCK OFF !!!COCK OFF !!!COCK OFF !!!COCK OFF !!!COCK OFF !!!COCK OFF !!!COCK OFF !!!COCK OFF !!!COCK OFF !!!COCK OFF !!!COCK OFF !!!COCK OFF !!!COCK OFF !!!COCK OFF !!!


(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Thu 7 Aug 2003, 15:56, archived)
# you want him to cock off
don't you?
(Snafu, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 17:12, archived)
# I was going to call you a retard,
but then I realised in all honesty that people with disabilities don't deserve such an association.
So will childish idiot do? No, really.

Go somewhere else. Do something productive. Maybe go play in the sun.
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 15:57, archived)
# although 18 years of age
i am still very much a child, and find being associated with this crotch gobbler rather degrading
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 16:05, archived)
# Ouch!
what's the association?
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 16:12, archived)
# you called him childish
i am also childish a lot of the time
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 16:14, archived)
# Just fuck off
and crawl back under your rock you cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 15:58, archived)
# Best mod edit
ever!
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 15:58, archived)
# yeah!
WYH to the mod edit!
(I helped save b3ta! baby wet ones, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 15:59, archived)
# agreed
made this whole sorry mess kind of worth it.
kind of.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 15:59, archived)
# Yup
(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 16:04, archived)
# That would have been cool
if it weaved in and out, or got bigger then smaller. But it was just plain. BOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Thu 7 Aug 2003, 15:59, archived)
# my favrit3
filmz r
matrix matrix 2 hulk



(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 15:59, archived)
# Whats goin on
*oblivious* :)
(I helped save b3ta! CranberryArmadillo, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 16:04, archived)
# Skit
is being a retard and everybody is calling him a cock.
(dirtyhippy, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 16:09, archived)
# cool
does anyone want to talk about films?

I love spiderman.
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 16:05, archived)
# How much time do we have left now?
I'm scared.
Will somebody please hold me?
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 16:03, archived)
# Put your cock away.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 16:04, archived)
# bah
rumbled.

ok. NOW will you hold me?
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 16:08, archived)
# Did I miss something ?
What happened ?
(I helped save b3ta! wonko the sane, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 16:09, archived)