all i did was sit on the back garden drunk out of my skullwith a couple of mates and a spliff, giving blowbacks to the neighbours dog.
Stoned dogs are funny. if i still lived there now, had a joint and a digital camera I'd take a pic for poserity
(Stoned dogs are funny. if i still lived there now, had a joint and a digital camera I'd take a pic for poserity
Sack Sack - Norfolks laziest,
Wed 15 Oct 2003, 10:59,
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Stoned cats are even funnieruntil they get paranoid, then you should either hide or wear leather armour.
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Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on,
Wed 15 Oct 2003, 11:10,
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True.My favourite was getting the cat stoned on the stairs and then watch it slowly trying to get climb down each step at a time sliding on its belly! Oh how I laughed.
Oh how I can't string a sentence together. I need my medication.
(Oh how I can't string a sentence together. I need my medication.
Danblez,
Wed 15 Oct 2003, 11:13,
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Ours used totry and catch imaginary flies, sit and stare at the oven for hours, and would often decide that the sink was a great place to sleep off a cannabis hangover...with her head under the dripping cold tap.
( Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on,
Wed 15 Oct 2003, 11:25,
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another votefor funny stoned cats
but you should not give them lsd, this is very bad and usually kills them
(but you should not give them lsd, this is very bad and usually kills them
VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex,
Wed 15 Oct 2003, 11:27,
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Dead trippy dogYeah - I had a mate who killed his dog doing that.
I imagine it put a fair amount of negative spin on his own trip too.
Stupid bugger.
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Wed 15 Oct 2003, 13:15,
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I imagine it put a fair amount of negative spin on his own trip too.
Stupid bugger.
You dont NEED lsdNot for cats.
Theyve gone metric.
No hang on thats not it...
i mean CATNIP - that *is* LSD for cats. Great stuff - they run around chasing all sorts of stuff that isnt there.
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Wed 15 Oct 2003, 14:15,
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Theyve gone metric.
No hang on thats not it...
i mean CATNIP - that *is* LSD for cats. Great stuff - they run around chasing all sorts of stuff that isnt there.
Um, No.Catnip is in the mint family, and is most commonly related to chammomile, actually.
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Thu 16 Oct 2003, 7:36,
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Cats on Drugs to Cornish Poo...Our lovely cat spent a day looking very wide eyed, and slightly pleased with itself. He alternated between sitting staring at a point in space, and running at high speed horizontally around the living room walls - just like something out of the Matrix.
We later found out that my flatmate had been crushing MDMA in a pestle and mortar on the coffee table...
Here's a little canter round the web for you - I'm bored.
Catnip
Botanical: Nepeta cataria (LINN.)
Family: N.O. Labiatae
Contains most of the
aromatic herbs...
One of which you can extract the exciting chemical
Thymol from.
"It is given internally in large doses, to robust adults, 2 grammes (30 grains) or more, repeated after two hours, to expel intestinal parasites, especially the miner's worm, Ankylostomum duodenale. "
That's a Hookworm to you or me - isn't he a lovely little chappie?
Ankylostomaisis was first diagnosed in Cornish Miners
And was spread by those miners... befouling their own mines.
Now, I pass it on to you to make a Pasty joke...
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Thu 16 Oct 2003, 13:40,
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We later found out that my flatmate had been crushing MDMA in a pestle and mortar on the coffee table...
Here's a little canter round the web for you - I'm bored.
Catnip
Botanical: Nepeta cataria (LINN.)
Family: N.O. Labiatae
Contains most of the
aromatic herbs...
One of which you can extract the exciting chemical
Thymol from.
"It is given internally in large doses, to robust adults, 2 grammes (30 grains) or more, repeated after two hours, to expel intestinal parasites, especially the miner's worm, Ankylostomum duodenale. "
That's a Hookworm to you or me - isn't he a lovely little chappie?
Ankylostomaisis was first diagnosed in Cornish Miners
And was spread by those miners... befouling their own mines.
Now, I pass it on to you to make a Pasty joke...
bucketssomeone once once told me that if you made a cat do a bucket it would explode.
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Mon 20 Oct 2003, 18:40,
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yeahIn student times, we gave a stray cat some blowbacks after it wandered into our house. We also dyed its tail pink and changed it's nametag to say 'miles the jazz cat.' Oh, how we laughed. My housemate was woken the next morning by the cat standing on top of him and headbutting him in the face. The cat had also pissed all over the rug.
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Zuowan,
Thu 16 Oct 2003, 19:43,
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stoned amphibiansme and my friends (my friends and i) once found a really small frog in the garden and decided to give it blowbacks. it resisted at first, but then when it tried to hop away after the weed had kicked in, it just kinda twitched its leg and gave up.
oh how we laughed.
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Mon 20 Oct 2003, 18:37,
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oh how we laughed.
A friend of mine,who I was sharing a house with at the time, had a young kitten, a cute little black and white fluffy thing he was/is. He became known as Huxley, shortly after this story happened.
One evening my friend was splitting up some acid tabs to share out with his mates, they dropped them and waited with anticipation.
It was not long after that Huxley jumped up and sat on his lap, and began innocently licking my friends fingers. No-one thought anything of this, but before too long the cat started running around the room, up the wall jumping on the sofa and then staring at the walls for long periods of time.
I had not witnessed any of this, but the next day, when I got up the poor cat was still going bananas.
It all turned out fine, and Huxley became a well adjusted and happy member of the family.
(One evening my friend was splitting up some acid tabs to share out with his mates, they dropped them and waited with anticipation.
It was not long after that Huxley jumped up and sat on his lap, and began innocently licking my friends fingers. No-one thought anything of this, but before too long the cat started running around the room, up the wall jumping on the sofa and then staring at the walls for long periods of time.
I had not witnessed any of this, but the next day, when I got up the poor cat was still going bananas.
It all turned out fine, and Huxley became a well adjusted and happy member of the family.
@man move along, nothing to see here on,
Wed 15 Oct 2003, 11:10,
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funny cat namesI knew a cat called Lenin. It got the squits. They renamed it Trotsky.
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rob,
Wed 15 Oct 2003, 11:28,
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BwahahahahahGenius.
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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off,
Wed 15 Oct 2003, 11:29,
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We once had a cat called Leninhe had the same facial expression as his namesake.
( azerty,
Wed 15 Oct 2003, 11:34,
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when i was on work experience,i was hellping out at a local vets, where i was handling no end of animals. one evening we had a cat come in called stalin, he was some what sick and unfortunatly passed away in the night.
i came in, in the morning all bright eyed and busshy tailed. keen to see how stalin was getting on, and as im shure some of you may of gessed by now, the news that he had passed away haddent got to me.and it was a bit hard to explian when the vet came in and asked why i was talking to a dead cat.
ohhh and i also had the fun of watching a cat having its leg amputated, now they wake up some what pissed off......
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Wed 15 Oct 2003, 22:17,
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i came in, in the morning all bright eyed and busshy tailed. keen to see how stalin was getting on, and as im shure some of you may of gessed by now, the news that he had passed away haddent got to me.and it was a bit hard to explian when the vet came in and asked why i was talking to a dead cat.
ohhh and i also had the fun of watching a cat having its leg amputated, now they wake up some what pissed off......
Yeah I've seen that happen.Lovely little kitten goes snuffling around the floor when my mate dropped 80 microdots on the floor.
Only found 76. Never the same again the poor thing.
Thats what I call a crazy cat.
(Only found 76. Never the same again the poor thing.
Thats what I call a crazy cat.
Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off,
Wed 15 Oct 2003, 11:29,
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Made "Funny Bunny Curry" OnceMain Ingredients :
Three Dead Rabbits
Some Cannabanabanis (about £20's worth)
Veg.
The pub dog (lived above a pub at the time, a German Shepherd called Barron ( or Twat for short ) kept sniffing around, so I kept feeding him bits of veg and gravy ( he wasn't getting any rabbit - the Fat Hairy Fuck !)
He spent Three Days lying on his back with his legs in the air. The only signs of life a stupid Shit Eating Grin on his face, and the very tip of his tail wagging feebly.
Oh !, and me and my mates got Twatted out of our faces too.
(Any references to illegal substances in this story are a figment of your own imagination - Officer !)
(Three Dead Rabbits
Some Cannabanabanis (about £20's worth)
Veg.
The pub dog (lived above a pub at the time, a German Shepherd called Barron ( or Twat for short ) kept sniffing around, so I kept feeding him bits of veg and gravy ( he wasn't getting any rabbit - the Fat Hairy Fuck !)
He spent Three Days lying on his back with his legs in the air. The only signs of life a stupid Shit Eating Grin on his face, and the very tip of his tail wagging feebly.
Oh !, and me and my mates got Twatted out of our faces too.
(Any references to illegal substances in this story are a figment of your own imagination - Officer !)
The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !,
Wed 15 Oct 2003, 20:00,
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Did you thennotice that your baby sitter was dead and that your sister was pretending to be older than she was so that she could earn money to feed you all before ending up having to throw a lavish party for all her new workmates just at the point when your parents come back from holiday with "hilarious consequences"?
Or did that only happen in "Don't tell mom the babysitters dead"?
(Or did that only happen in "Don't tell mom the babysitters dead"?
LP,
Wed 15 Oct 2003, 20:08,
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Another votefor stoned cats...along with...
me and my friends were giving our friends cat blowbacks, it decided after 30mins it didn't like them and shot out of the room, well when I say OUT the room it really missed the door by 3ft and hit the wall, knocking itself out for 5mins before it decided to crawl outside and goto sleep, after we finished laughing it seemed ok so we left it, and it was absolutly ok by the next day...thank god!
(me and my friends were giving our friends cat blowbacks, it decided after 30mins it didn't like them and shot out of the room, well when I say OUT the room it really missed the door by 3ft and hit the wall, knocking itself out for 5mins before it decided to crawl outside and goto sleep, after we finished laughing it seemed ok so we left it, and it was absolutly ok by the next day...thank god!
Generationgav,
Thu 16 Oct 2003, 0:29,
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I had to read that twiceBlowback did not read blowback the first time
( Rusty Shackleford www.junt.co.uk / @joeyrobbo,
Thu 16 Oct 2003, 13:08,
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