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# FUCKSOCKS!


Get off my hat!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:45, archived)
# Hmmmm, didnt quite work there
Technically, it should be undercooked, or still bread.

But nice try anyway
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:46, archived)
# Is it wrong to like the taste of burn toast?
haha woo
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:47, archived)
# Its not wrong
But it can give you lung cancer.
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:48, archived)
# Yes I have heard this
but it sounds like stupid-talk. Surely people have been eating burnt toast for centuries have they all died of lung cancer?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:49, archived)
# i also heard that it could
reduce your risk of bowel cancer... so maybe it evens out
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:50, archived)
# Then that's a good thing
whilst I'm coughing my lungs up I'll sleep easy in the knowledge I won't shit my intestines out ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:52, archived)
# What about the fact (if it is) that if you
smell burnt toast (when there is no toast burning), it is a sign of an immediate impending stroke.
(5 Lighters for a Pound, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:53, archived)
# *never walks past the Sunshine Cafe ever again*
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:54, archived)
# The fact is that people who have strokes
tend to shove burnt toast up their nose in a muscle spasm associated with the condition.

(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:54, archived)
# hahahaaha
that`s you that is
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:56, archived)
# Burnt carbohydrates (but not completely combusted)
can allegedly get converted into acrylamide, which is a carcinogen
(I helped save b3ta! bloobloo, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:01, archived)
# just don't
inhale and you'll be fine
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:49, archived)
# no
I like burnt toast
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:55, archived)
# Tesco Value and fire are great!


Click the image to re-bigulate.
(I helped save b3ta! Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:54, archived)
# I quite like the tste of burnt toast
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:54, archived)
# spell r-o-a-s-t



now...


what do you put in a toaster...
(Dazzer, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:57, archived)
# Bread
And most definitely not your penis.
(I helped save b3ta! bloobloo, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:02, archived)
# your supposed to want to say
toast...
(Dazzer, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:04, archived)