![link to this post #](/images/board_posticon.gif)
![](http://www.poisonedmonkey.com/images/attila-the-hamtoucher.jpg)
Speaking of Hamtouchers; Lord Manley appears to have been banned from b3ta. Maybe the same overzealous hamtoucher that came out with the 'juvenile pillockry' quote took some sort of offence at an office companion registering with the name juvenile pillock. Comming from the same office they would have the same IP address and some over-touchy button pusher with no sense of humour might think that Manley had registered a second account.
Anyway, the message is 'Your account has been suspended due to your actions. A moderator will have contacted you at your registered email address - please email them to discuss the situation.'
However, as of yet no mail seems to be forthcoming. If the mod responsible is reading this (which I guess you are) take your fucking responsibilities seriously and do the job properly you hamtouching, granny fucking frog. Get in email contact with a justification or be seen as a heavy-handed nazi with little better to do than get personal on people's arses.
You hamtoucher.
![link to this post #](/images/board_posticon.gif)
that That Nikon Fella finds himself in the same situation. Mod, if you are doing a proper job, please get in contact as the message says.
( ,
Tue 14 Feb 2006, 15:36,
archived)
![link to this post #](/images/board_posticon.gif)
he was moody, but not offensive!
how strange! what is going on today!
( ,
Tue 14 Feb 2006, 15:37,
archived)
how strange! what is going on today!
![link to this post #](/images/board_posticon.gif)
I think it was all the "ON FUCKING FIRE! stuff ,but then I was doing that too.... how odd.
( ,
Tue 14 Feb 2006, 15:38,
archived)
![link to this post #](/images/board_posticon.gif)
there's been worse text wagons
perhaps a mod didn't get anything for V day and is in a bad mood (;
( ,
Tue 14 Feb 2006, 15:39,
archived)
perhaps a mod didn't get anything for V day and is in a bad mood (;
![link to this post #](/images/board_posticon.gif)
but it went away eventually didn't it? no point BANNING people over it surely?
( ,
Tue 14 Feb 2006, 15:54,
archived)
![link to this post #](/images/board_posticon.gif)
![link to this post #](/images/board_posticon.gif)
And then if the person carried on regardless, then they may face a ban
( ,
Tue 14 Feb 2006, 16:03,
archived)
![link to this post #](/images/board_posticon.gif)
they'll end up banning everyone if their not careful
( ,
Tue 14 Feb 2006, 15:58,
archived)
![link to this post #](/images/board_posticon.gif)
Posting 'IM ON FUCKING FIRE' 100's of times is just a bit wanky.
( ,
Tue 14 Feb 2006, 16:01,
archived)
![link to this post #](/images/board_posticon.gif)
not I'm. And I also did it, so did other people. And the banned people have had no email explaining, and no warning. Daft.
( ,
Tue 14 Feb 2006, 16:05,
archived)
![link to this post #](/images/board_posticon.gif)
some are shit, so what...noone bans the countless tossers who spend all day just being mean and picky.
the people who've been banned are well liked and post alot of good posts, so what if they acted liek tossers for a bit, who hasn't ?
( ,
Tue 14 Feb 2006, 16:06,
archived)
the people who've been banned are well liked and post alot of good posts, so what if they acted liek tossers for a bit, who hasn't ?
![link to this post #](/images/board_posticon.gif)
Would just be nice to have an explaination to be honest.
( ,
Tue 14 Feb 2006, 16:02,
archived)
![link to this post #](/images/board_posticon.gif)
That's all he's posted for 100's of posts. I thought it was some google owning thing, much like that frog nonsense.
( ,
Tue 14 Feb 2006, 15:52,
archived)
![link to this post #](/images/board_posticon.gif)
how the hell is that a banning offence? did anyone get banned for posting loads of whale posts?!
( ,
Tue 14 Feb 2006, 15:44,
archived)
![link to this post #](/images/board_posticon.gif)
If being mildly annoying's enough to get you banned nowadays, there'll be noone left come next Tuesday
( ,
Tue 14 Feb 2006, 15:47,
archived)
![link to this post #](/images/board_posticon.gif)
![link to this post #](/images/board_posticon.gif)
ooops, did i say that out loud??
( ,
Tue 14 Feb 2006, 15:42,
archived)
![link to this post #](/images/board_posticon.gif)
i'd of given it back...
oh well, looks like it's ciggie time
( ,
Tue 14 Feb 2006, 15:46,
archived)
oh well, looks like it's ciggie time
![link to this post #](/images/board_posticon.gif)
/bastardised mighty boosh quote blog
And I am shit but still unbanned. Woo me
( ,
Tue 14 Feb 2006, 15:43,
archived)
And I am shit but still unbanned. Woo me
![link to this post #](/images/board_posticon.gif)
YOU NEED TO START MORE FIGHTS YOU FUCKING CUNT !
like that.
( ,
Tue 14 Feb 2006, 15:44,
archived)
like that.
![link to this post #](/images/board_posticon.gif)
PFT ! you need a heavy ashtray !
( ,
Tue 14 Feb 2006, 15:48,
archived)
![link to this post #](/images/board_posticon.gif)
makes off with kitty like a cave man possesed
( ,
Tue 14 Feb 2006, 15:49,
archived)
![link to this post #](/images/board_posticon.gif)
behave !
not that i ever wear high heels..just own alot.
( ,
Tue 14 Feb 2006, 15:50,
archived)
not that i ever wear high heels..just own alot.
![link to this post #](/images/board_posticon.gif)
I'm going to stab you up good unless you apologise quite soon!
( ,
Tue 14 Feb 2006, 15:50,
archived)
![link to this post #](/images/board_posticon.gif)
I'm sorry lets be friends instead
( ,
Tue 14 Feb 2006, 15:51,
archived)
![link to this post #](/images/board_posticon.gif)
*points at body*
There!
( ,
Tue 14 Feb 2006, 15:53,
archived)
There!
![link to this post #](/images/board_posticon.gif)
*kicks the body into an oven*
Give it about 10 minutes.
( ,
Tue 14 Feb 2006, 15:54,
archived)
Give it about 10 minutes.
![link to this post #](/images/board_posticon.gif)
I'LL TAKE YOU ALL ON YOU BUNCH OF CUNTS!
( ,
Tue 14 Feb 2006, 15:47,
archived)
![link to this post #](/images/board_posticon.gif)
C'mon mods, be fair. Especially at a time when you're allowing ladybits to be on the screen.
( ,
Tue 14 Feb 2006, 15:41,
archived)
![link to this post #](/images/board_posticon.gif)
I ignored the poster so I didn't have to see it
/no adblock on work 'puters
( ,
Tue 14 Feb 2006, 15:48,
archived)
/no adblock on work 'puters
![link to this post #](/images/board_posticon.gif)
Go Manley!
(Now I know I'm going to get an eyeful of ladybits when I click "post this message". It's quite unnerving.)
( ,
Tue 14 Feb 2006, 15:37,
archived)
(Now I know I'm going to get an eyeful of ladybits when I click "post this message". It's quite unnerving.)
![link to this post #](/images/board_posticon.gif)
Now you are forever tainted! ;)
(Just kidding, I am equally shocked by inadvertently running into penii >_<)
( ,
Tue 14 Feb 2006, 15:43,
archived)
(Just kidding, I am equally shocked by inadvertently running into penii >_<)
![link to this post #](/images/board_posticon.gif)
They themselves aren't that shocking, it's just a bit much to be suddenly confronted with them. Instant vagina, it's shocking.
( ,
Tue 14 Feb 2006, 15:48,
archived)
![link to this post #](/images/board_posticon.gif)
now there'd be a marketable product. I'm sure it'd be a hit with the guys: vagina from the can, ready to use for whatever reason you need to have a vagina around.
( ,
Tue 14 Feb 2006, 15:52,
archived)
![link to this post #](/images/board_posticon.gif)
I sponsored the bitch a fiver for his fun run, I dont want that to be money down the drain!
( ,
Tue 14 Feb 2006, 15:37,
archived)
![link to this post #](/images/board_posticon.gif)
you're making b3ta ladies swoon ;)
www.b3ta.com/board/5650714
( ,
Tue 14 Feb 2006, 15:45,
archived)
www.b3ta.com/board/5650714
![link to this post #](/images/board_posticon.gif)
Vie juice drink t'other day. It has dancing fruit and I thought " you plagarising bastards, it's very eclectech. "
( ,
Tue 14 Feb 2006, 15:50,
archived)
![link to this post #](/images/board_posticon.gif)
i'll have to look out for it, i think i've played with too many people's styles to allow myself to be annoyed though :)
( ,
Tue 14 Feb 2006, 15:52,
archived)
![link to this post #](/images/board_posticon.gif)
on account of I stopped then forgot. ( I've had family visiting plus a couple of parties. I've not been near b3ta in a fortnight or so ).
I'll do a cursory one now as a PDF and post it on putfile. Should not take me an hour. ( honest )
( ,
Tue 14 Feb 2006, 15:46,
archived)
I'll do a cursory one now as a PDF and post it on putfile. Should not take me an hour. ( honest )
![link to this post #](/images/board_posticon.gif)
It used to belong to an ox but we sliced it up for butties.
( ,
Tue 14 Feb 2006, 15:42,
archived)
![link to this post #](/images/board_posticon.gif)
What the fuck's happened to b3ta in the last week? Has Herman Goering suddenly obtained mod status? Has Rob's mind been taken over by viscious ant like rodents?
THIS IS INSANE!
( ,
Tue 14 Feb 2006, 15:40,
archived)
THIS IS INSANE!
![link to this post #](/images/board_posticon.gif)
Rob is in the big control centre, on fire, and keeps pressing buttons which ban random boarders in a desperate attempt to put himself out.
silly Rob!
button is not fire extinguisher!
edit: not that I think this has anything to do with Rob, really!
( ,
Tue 14 Feb 2006, 15:45,
archived)
silly Rob!
button is not fire extinguisher!
edit: not that I think this has anything to do with Rob, really!
![link to this post #](/images/board_posticon.gif)
Mind you, I never got any abuse off Nikon, so I don't know what to think...
( ,
Tue 14 Feb 2006, 15:44,
archived)
![link to this post #](/images/board_posticon.gif)
get it right! And a year ago when GMOS did it, did he get banned? bah.
( ,
Tue 14 Feb 2006, 15:48,
archived)
![link to this post #](/images/board_posticon.gif)
doing something wrong and geting away with it might be called that.
( ,
Tue 14 Feb 2006, 15:55,
archived)
![link to this post #](/images/board_posticon.gif)
everybody is a cunt sometimes. Even me ( I know, it takes a stretch of the imagination ).
( ,
Tue 14 Feb 2006, 15:47,
archived)
![link to this post #](/images/board_posticon.gif)
if you type the same thing over and over again, you get automatically banned . . . or summat
![who's on fecking fire now!?](https://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0UwD5AgsbtZ2tUfPQaLs9BTMHZGzVSRARy45lpLaGn1BJIfhjOwLCAppQUI4YI7aFWMf5CtMbYuRtt36vatrQJlemPWwlWUztsLkP9OdEO9imxHA06qnH216OXfifjh0L/brian_text.gif)
![Gerroff my hat, you hat poker!](https://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0TwAQA0YZfg*A6sDy5jd4rcN*n9vAd5QvuokMBv4QOX1lOMq7MEaHeoTSsdLLgTv4xx!I5jRGuEj2V2c5CaYKIq4FsIwxL38r5BNHja33zY1YQOSrwxkg4g/Bowler.gif)
( ,
Tue 14 Feb 2006, 15:41,
archived)
![who's on fecking fire now!?](https://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0UwD5AgsbtZ2tUfPQaLs9BTMHZGzVSRARy45lpLaGn1BJIfhjOwLCAppQUI4YI7aFWMf5CtMbYuRtt36vatrQJlemPWwlWUztsLkP9OdEO9imxHA06qnH216OXfifjh0L/brian_text.gif)
![Gerroff my hat, you hat poker!](https://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0TwAQA0YZfg*A6sDy5jd4rcN*n9vAd5QvuokMBv4QOX1lOMq7MEaHeoTSsdLLgTv4xx!I5jRGuEj2V2c5CaYKIq4FsIwxL38r5BNHja33zY1YQOSrwxkg4g/Bowler.gif)
![link to this post #](/images/board_posticon.gif)
you'd have been banned 5 minutes into the AG era if that were the case ;¬)
( ,
Tue 14 Feb 2006, 15:43,
archived)
![link to this post #](/images/board_posticon.gif)
to stop spambots or something
after all, a real poster wouldn't be so stupid to post 100 identical posts...?
( ,
Tue 14 Feb 2006, 15:53,
archived)
after all, a real poster wouldn't be so stupid to post 100 identical posts...?
![link to this post #](/images/board_posticon.gif)
The ham is mouldy
( ,
Tue 14 Feb 2006, 15:42,
archived)
![link to this post #](/images/board_posticon.gif)
Oh well. My opinion counts for nothing, anyhow.
( ,
Tue 14 Feb 2006, 15:47,
archived)
![link to this post #](/images/board_posticon.gif)
if you shout loudly and ignorantly enough.
( ,
Tue 14 Feb 2006, 15:49,
archived)
![link to this post #](/images/board_posticon.gif)
*rubs his ancient id:1807 account* Oooh...
( ,
Tue 14 Feb 2006, 15:49,
archived)
![link to this post #](/images/board_posticon.gif)
I'm not sure why he got banned, but I'm sure there a good reason; that sort of attitude up there is very unhelpful, and frankly it's depressing. I don't think you realise how much hard work goes into this site, for free, behind the scenes to keep things running smoothly and to make this a cool place for you lot to hang out; slagging off the people who keep this place running and arguing with them doesn't help at all.
( ,
Tue 14 Feb 2006, 15:49,
archived)
![link to this post #](/images/board_posticon.gif)
but surely the b3tans in question deserve some kind of explaination as to why they were banned? I think that's where the confusion lies...
( ,
Tue 14 Feb 2006, 15:52,
archived)
![link to this post #](/images/board_posticon.gif)
On another note. How much does it cost to run this place? Hmm... are we talking 1's, or 10's of thousands a year?
I feel I should donate again.
*I needs an income though*
( ,
Tue 14 Feb 2006, 15:58,
archived)
I feel I should donate again.
*I needs an income though*
![link to this post #](/images/board_posticon.gif)
this site is for the good of ALL - and is run very well considering.
( ,
Tue 14 Feb 2006, 15:53,
archived)
![link to this post #](/images/board_posticon.gif)
and Hitler made Germany nice and prosperous; then he invaded Poland and started gassing people.
( ,
Tue 14 Feb 2006, 16:00,
archived)
![link to this post #](/images/board_posticon.gif)
If you don't like the way it's run, you can always start your own site and run it how you want. You won't be the first who's done that.
( ,
Tue 14 Feb 2006, 16:04,
archived)
![link to this post #](/images/board_posticon.gif)
It is always a shame to leave a community you feel at home in though; especially if it is for reasons like this.
( ,
Tue 14 Feb 2006, 16:09,
archived)
![link to this post #](/images/board_posticon.gif)
To be honest the "Granny fucks frog", and "Hes on fucking fire" was hugely tedious.
Maybe Lord Manley would do well to have a rest for a couple of days, and come back full of vim, vigour, dash and determination, and post something funny, like he usually does.
However "Juvenile Pillockery" is very funny even now
( ,
Tue 14 Feb 2006, 15:53,
archived)
Maybe Lord Manley would do well to have a rest for a couple of days, and come back full of vim, vigour, dash and determination, and post something funny, like he usually does.
However "Juvenile Pillockery" is very funny even now
![link to this post #](/images/board_posticon.gif)
I don't think I shall say anything on this subject until I've seen some verifable evidence that such a ban actually exists from a Moderator. It's all hearsay and supposition at the moment and, although I'm certainly not suggesting that such is the case here, I have known a messageboard troll in the past to be so hungry for sympathy and attention that he pretended to be banned and then sat back to lap up all the complimentary comments from people...
"awww, he wasn't such an arsehole really, I'm going to miss him if I'm honest" (etc)
( ,
Tue 14 Feb 2006, 15:59,
archived)
"awww, he wasn't such an arsehole really, I'm going to miss him if I'm honest" (etc)