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# Attila the Hamtoucher



Speaking of Hamtouchers; Lord Manley appears to have been banned from b3ta. Maybe the same overzealous hamtoucher that came out with the 'juvenile pillockry' quote took some sort of offence at an office companion registering with the name juvenile pillock. Comming from the same office they would have the same IP address and some over-touchy button pusher with no sense of humour might think that Manley had registered a second account.

Anyway, the message is 'Your account has been suspended due to your actions. A moderator will have contacted you at your registered email address - please email them to discuss the situation.'
However, as of yet no mail seems to be forthcoming. If the mod responsible is reading this (which I guess you are) take your fucking responsibilities seriously and do the job properly you hamtouching, granny fucking frog. Get in email contact with a justification or be seen as a heavy-handed nazi with little better to do than get personal on people's arses.

You hamtoucher.
(, Tue 14 Feb 2006, 15:35, archived)
# my confusion exactly
(, Tue 14 Feb 2006, 15:35, archived)
# Perhaps we need a Wiki on this
(, Tue 14 Feb 2006, 16:05, archived)
# may I add
that That Nikon Fella finds himself in the same situation. Mod, if you are doing a proper job, please get in contact as the message says.
(, Tue 14 Feb 2006, 15:36, archived)
# really?
he was moody, but not offensive!
how strange! what is going on today!
(, Tue 14 Feb 2006, 15:37, archived)
# I have no idea
I think it was all the "ON FUCKING FIRE! stuff ,but then I was doing that too.... how odd.
(, Tue 14 Feb 2006, 15:38, archived)
# that's very odd
there's been worse text wagons
perhaps a mod didn't get anything for V day and is in a bad mood (;
(, Tue 14 Feb 2006, 15:39, archived)
# didn't get anything from Lou, perhaps?
(, Tue 14 Feb 2006, 15:42, archived)
# it was fucking annoying though let's be honest.
(, Tue 14 Feb 2006, 15:50, archived)
# so was Peppers,
but it went away eventually didn't it? no point BANNING people over it surely?
(, Tue 14 Feb 2006, 15:54, archived)
# I'm not going to argue with the mods on this one - it did my head in.
(, Tue 14 Feb 2006, 15:55, archived)
# fair enough,
but BANNING?

bit harsh?
(, Tue 14 Feb 2006, 16:01, archived)
# I agree instant banning is a bit harsh yes. IMO the thing to do would have been a warning message first.
And then if the person carried on regardless, then they may face a ban
(, Tue 14 Feb 2006, 16:03, archived)
# indeed,
this seems perfectly fair to me.
(, Tue 14 Feb 2006, 16:19, archived)
# yeah
and fire is pretty, peppers is not!
(, Tue 14 Feb 2006, 15:55, archived)
# were they at least warned by the mods anyway?
(, Tue 14 Feb 2006, 15:58, archived)
# what about the countless rik wagons and so on.
they'll end up banning everyone if their not careful
(, Tue 14 Feb 2006, 15:58, archived)
# oh come on - some of them were very funny.
Posting 'IM ON FUCKING FIRE' 100's of times is just a bit wanky.
(, Tue 14 Feb 2006, 16:01, archived)
# HES!
not I'm. And I also did it, so did other people. And the banned people have had no email explaining, and no warning. Daft.
(, Tue 14 Feb 2006, 16:05, archived)
# i liked the rik ones and i find most wagons quite funny
some are shit, so what...noone bans the countless tossers who spend all day just being mean and picky.
the people who've been banned are well liked and post alot of good posts, so what if they acted liek tossers for a bit, who hasn't ?
(, Tue 14 Feb 2006, 16:06, archived)
# They do seem to have gone a bit trigger happy lately.
Would just be nice to have an explaination to be honest.
(, Tue 14 Feb 2006, 16:02, archived)
# ^ here ^ here ^
ban this one too mr Mod!!
(, Tue 14 Feb 2006, 15:39, archived)
# get off, silly
(, Tue 14 Feb 2006, 15:39, archived)
# ^ this one ^
right here! BAN HIM!!!



;-)
(, Tue 14 Feb 2006, 15:41, archived)
# can't do that ! i won;t have anyone to photo shop !
(, Tue 14 Feb 2006, 15:41, archived)
# ^HE SAID JEHOVAH!!
(, Tue 14 Feb 2006, 15:40, archived)
# *throws ban*
(, Tue 14 Feb 2006, 15:43, archived)
# glassco.cx him
That's all he's posted for 100's of posts. I thought it was some google owning thing, much like that frog nonsense.
(, Tue 14 Feb 2006, 15:52, archived)
# Wha?
What's he done?
(, Tue 14 Feb 2006, 15:37, archived)
# don't know
very odd.
(, Tue 14 Feb 2006, 15:39, archived)
# He said the FIRE! thing a lot,
how the hell is that a banning offence? did anyone get banned for posting loads of whale posts?!
(, Tue 14 Feb 2006, 15:44, archived)
# Yeah, surely that's not a bannable offence
If being mildly annoying's enough to get you banned nowadays, there'll be noone left come next Tuesday
(, Tue 14 Feb 2006, 15:47, archived)
# it's a bit much. i'm more of a pain in the arse and i'm still here.
(, Tue 14 Feb 2006, 15:39, archived)
# i'l give you a pain in the arse in a minute!
ooops, did i say that out loud??
(, Tue 14 Feb 2006, 15:42, archived)
# EW !
(, Tue 14 Feb 2006, 15:42, archived)
# i was only going to pinch it :)
i'd of given it back...


oh well, looks like it's ciggie time
(, Tue 14 Feb 2006, 15:46, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Tue 14 Feb 2006, 15:43, archived)
# watch it ! laughing is a bannable offence !
(, Tue 14 Feb 2006, 15:46, archived)
# *is becoming really scared now*
(, Tue 14 Feb 2006, 15:55, archived)
# I don't get the mods either but then I am a rocker
/bastardised mighty boosh quote blog

And I am shit but still unbanned. Woo me
(, Tue 14 Feb 2006, 15:43, archived)
# your too nice and wussy !
YOU NEED TO START MORE FIGHTS YOU FUCKING CUNT !
like that.
(, Tue 14 Feb 2006, 15:44, archived)
# wussy? WUSSY?
Nobody calls me wussy! Somebody fetch me stick!
(, Tue 14 Feb 2006, 15:47, archived)
# a stick ? what you going to do ? prod me with it ?
PFT ! you need a heavy ashtray !
(, Tue 14 Feb 2006, 15:48, archived)
# *cracks Doctor with heavy glass ashtray*
makes off with kitty like a cave man possesed
(, Tue 14 Feb 2006, 15:49, archived)
# *hits with high heels*
behave !
not that i ever wear high heels..just own alot.
(, Tue 14 Feb 2006, 15:50, archived)
# *dies of head injuries*
*comes back from the dead*

Brains!
(, Tue 14 Feb 2006, 15:52, archived)
# not again !
(, Tue 14 Feb 2006, 15:53, archived)
# ignores pain
drags kitty off to my cave

ooo!

oooo!
(, Tue 14 Feb 2006, 15:52, archived)
# pft *kicks in the knackers*
(, Tue 14 Feb 2006, 15:55, archived)
# hey don't damage those bits!
they may come in handy :)
(, Tue 14 Feb 2006, 15:57, archived)
# *burns embassy*
(, Tue 14 Feb 2006, 15:55, archived)
# hahaha
(, Tue 14 Feb 2006, 15:55, archived)
# It's one of those canes that's really a stiletto blade
I'm going to stab you up good unless you apologise quite soon!
(, Tue 14 Feb 2006, 15:50, archived)
# fuccccckkkk off !
i have a flick knife !
(, Tue 14 Feb 2006, 15:50, archived)
# *unleashes the cuddly toys and soft furnishings*
I'm sorry lets be friends instead
(, Tue 14 Feb 2006, 15:51, archived)
# awwwwww ! ok !
wheres my making up present ?
(, Tue 14 Feb 2006, 15:52, archived)
# *clubs ironman tetsuo on the back of the head*
*points at body*

There!
(, Tue 14 Feb 2006, 15:53, archived)
# it's cold !
am i not even worth a warm body ?? *cries*
(, Tue 14 Feb 2006, 15:54, archived)
# *comforts*
*kicks the body into an oven*

Give it about 10 minutes.
(, Tue 14 Feb 2006, 15:54, archived)
# your horrible to me !
BE NICE OR I'LL MAKE YOU EMO !
(, Tue 14 Feb 2006, 15:55, archived)
# *buys records*
Anything but that!
(, Tue 14 Feb 2006, 15:57, archived)
# awww *hugs*
your lovely !
(, Tue 14 Feb 2006, 15:59, archived)
# i am not COLD!!!
(, Tue 14 Feb 2006, 15:59, archived)
# Calm down dear!
(, Tue 14 Feb 2006, 15:59, archived)
# it's only a commercial.
(, Tue 14 Feb 2006, 16:01, archived)
# hahaha
(, Tue 14 Feb 2006, 16:03, archived)
# *slaps*
(, Tue 14 Feb 2006, 16:07, archived)
# GETTING A BIT FUCKING LEARY ARE WE?!
I'LL TAKE YOU ALL ON YOU BUNCH OF CUNTS!
(, Tue 14 Feb 2006, 15:47, archived)
# OH REALLY....LIKE TOO SEE YOU TRY YA TWAT !
(, Tue 14 Feb 2006, 15:49, archived)
# Jesus why?
C'mon mods, be fair. Especially at a time when you're allowing ladybits to be on the screen.
(, Tue 14 Feb 2006, 15:41, archived)
# Is that still there?
I ignored the poster so I didn't have to see it
/no adblock on work 'puters
(, Tue 14 Feb 2006, 15:48, archived)
# it's gone
(, Tue 14 Feb 2006, 15:53, archived)
# I resent this...I'm a purely rabbit based Attila
(, Tue 14 Feb 2006, 15:37, archived)
# oooh
this could be controversial
*sits back to watch*
(, Tue 14 Feb 2006, 15:37, archived)
# Ooooh, the juvenile pilockery continues.
Go Manley!

(Now I know I'm going to get an eyeful of ladybits when I click "post this message". It's quite unnerving.)
(, Tue 14 Feb 2006, 15:37, archived)
# You have seen ladybits!
Now you are forever tainted! ;)

(Just kidding, I am equally shocked by inadvertently running into penii >_<)
(, Tue 14 Feb 2006, 15:43, archived)
# Hahaha
They themselves aren't that shocking, it's just a bit much to be suddenly confronted with them. Instant vagina, it's shocking.
(, Tue 14 Feb 2006, 15:48, archived)
# Instant vagina
now there'd be a marketable product. I'm sure it'd be a hit with the guys: vagina from the can, ready to use for whatever reason you need to have a vagina around.
(, Tue 14 Feb 2006, 15:52, archived)
# Bring back Manley
I sponsored the bitch a fiver for his fun run, I dont want that to be money down the drain!
(, Tue 14 Feb 2006, 15:37, archived)
# ^ this ^
plus, he's a nice fellow really
just a bit grouchy
(, Tue 14 Feb 2006, 15:38, archived)
# haha, grouchy.
I find the chap positively pleasant ;)
(, Tue 14 Feb 2006, 15:41, archived)
# im in love
i wrote him a poem an' everything
(, Tue 14 Feb 2006, 15:42, archived)
# What rhymes
with 'granny', I wonder?
(, Tue 14 Feb 2006, 15:50, archived)
# ^^this
Bring 'em back.
(, Tue 14 Feb 2006, 15:40, archived)
# haha
(, Tue 14 Feb 2006, 15:56, archived)
#
meh
(, Tue 14 Feb 2006, 15:37, archived)
# Yup.
(, Tue 14 Feb 2006, 15:38, archived)
# hello you
have you seen this?
viral.lycos.co.uk/
(, Tue 14 Feb 2006, 15:42, archived)
# Woohoo!
:)
(, Tue 14 Feb 2006, 15:43, archived)
# Damn spammers
;)
(, Tue 14 Feb 2006, 15:45, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 14 Feb 2006, 15:49, archived)
#
(, Tue 14 Feb 2006, 15:52, archived)
# your ding dong is going down well
you're making b3ta ladies swoon ;)
www.b3ta.com/board/5650714
(, Tue 14 Feb 2006, 15:45, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Tue 14 Feb 2006, 15:48, archived)
# I saw that advert for
Vie juice drink t'other day. It has dancing fruit and I thought " you plagarising bastards, it's very eclectech. "
(, Tue 14 Feb 2006, 15:50, archived)
# hehe
i'll have to look out for it, i think i've played with too many people's styles to allow myself to be annoyed though :)
(, Tue 14 Feb 2006, 15:52, archived)
# Who
said what now?
(, Tue 14 Feb 2006, 15:39, archived)
# Something about men.
Or being manly.
(, Tue 14 Feb 2006, 15:39, archived)
# I've got a big tongue
(, Tue 14 Feb 2006, 15:39, archived)
# My dog is black. He is nice.
How's that FAQ going art queen?
(, Tue 14 Feb 2006, 15:40, archived)
# not well I'm afraid.
on account of I stopped then forgot. ( I've had family visiting plus a couple of parties. I've not been near b3ta in a fortnight or so ).

I'll do a cursory one now as a PDF and post it on putfile. Should not take me an hour. ( honest )
(, Tue 14 Feb 2006, 15:46, archived)
# Sorry to keep pestering...
I just like art like that.

/realism
(, Tue 14 Feb 2006, 15:49, archived)
# How big?
(, Tue 14 Feb 2006, 15:41, archived)
# hard to tell.
It used to belong to an ox but we sliced it up for butties.
(, Tue 14 Feb 2006, 15:42, archived)
# Boooooo!!!!!!!!!!!
What the fuck's happened to b3ta in the last week? Has Herman Goering suddenly obtained mod status? Has Rob's mind been taken over by viscious ant like rodents?

THIS IS INSANE!
(, Tue 14 Feb 2006, 15:40, archived)
# Instead of the usual cry...
THIS IS INANE!
(, Tue 14 Feb 2006, 15:41, archived)
# Hahahaa
(, Tue 14 Feb 2006, 15:42, archived)
# hahahaha
HE'S PERHAPS ON CHUFFING FIRE
(, Tue 14 Feb 2006, 15:41, archived)
# Ah... makes sense.
Rob is in the big control centre, on fire, and keeps pressing buttons which ban random boarders in a desperate attempt to put himself out.

silly Rob!
button is not fire extinguisher!

edit: not that I think this has anything to do with Rob, really!
(, Tue 14 Feb 2006, 15:45, archived)
# Tharr be more then just one Mod
(, Tue 14 Feb 2006, 15:46, archived)
# I know,
but it only takes one, Herman Goering in this case...
(, Tue 14 Feb 2006, 15:50, archived)
# Sorry for being thick, but has Manley been banned?
(, Tue 14 Feb 2006, 15:41, archived)
# lord manely and that nikon fella
*sobs*
(, Tue 14 Feb 2006, 15:42, archived)
# Don't cry, Manley was a cunt!
Mind you, I never got any abuse off Nikon, so I don't know what to think...
(, Tue 14 Feb 2006, 15:44, archived)
# nikkons last 100 posts were all
IM ON FIRE!!
(, Tue 14 Feb 2006, 15:47, archived)
# HES ON FUCKING FIRE!
get it right! And a year ago when GMOS did it, did he get banned? bah.
(, Tue 14 Feb 2006, 15:48, archived)
# true!
they missed out on you too
lucky escape this time Mr H
(, Tue 14 Feb 2006, 15:50, archived)
# lucky escape my arse
doing something wrong and geting away with it might be called that.
(, Tue 14 Feb 2006, 15:55, archived)
# To be fair, GMOS didn't post it every 3 seconds.
(, Tue 14 Feb 2006, 15:57, archived)
# it's b3ta silly.
everybody is a cunt sometimes. Even me ( I know, it takes a stretch of the imagination ).
(, Tue 14 Feb 2006, 15:47, archived)
# Maybe
if you type the same thing over and over again, you get automatically banned . . . or summat


(, Tue 14 Feb 2006, 15:41, archived)
# pfft
YOUR ON F... form today.
(, Tue 14 Feb 2006, 15:42, archived)
# this could be true
perhaps....
(, Tue 14 Feb 2006, 15:43, archived)
# Nah,
you'd have been banned 5 minutes into the AG era if that were the case ;¬)
(, Tue 14 Feb 2006, 15:43, archived)
# makes perfect sense
to stop spambots or something

after all, a real poster wouldn't be so stupid to post 100 identical posts...?
(, Tue 14 Feb 2006, 15:53, archived)
# pwn'd
(, Tue 14 Feb 2006, 15:42, archived)
# I utterly demand that the board filter is reinstated.
The ham is mouldy
(, Tue 14 Feb 2006, 15:42, archived)
# I'm fed up to the back teeth with "Hamtoucher" anyway.
Oh well. My opinion counts for nothing, anyhow.
(, Tue 14 Feb 2006, 15:47, archived)
# Opinions can be passed off as fact
if you shout loudly and ignorantly enough.
(, Tue 14 Feb 2006, 15:49, archived)
# ah, got past that phase in me teens
:)
(, Tue 14 Feb 2006, 15:53, archived)
# I remember when this used to be about the pictures...
(, Tue 14 Feb 2006, 15:44, archived)
# was that before or after the fields?
(, Tue 14 Feb 2006, 15:46, archived)
# haha
(, Tue 14 Feb 2006, 15:48, archived)
# Around about the same time
*rubs his ancient id:1807 account* Oooh...
(, Tue 14 Feb 2006, 15:49, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 14 Feb 2006, 15:58, archived)
# *bans you*
heh heh heh
(, Tue 14 Feb 2006, 15:49, archived)
# Being rude to the mods will get you absolutely nowhere.
I'm not sure why he got banned, but I'm sure there a good reason; that sort of attitude up there is very unhelpful, and frankly it's depressing. I don't think you realise how much hard work goes into this site, for free, behind the scenes to keep things running smoothly and to make this a cool place for you lot to hang out; slagging off the people who keep this place running and arguing with them doesn't help at all.
(, Tue 14 Feb 2006, 15:49, archived)
# That's fair enough,
but surely the b3tans in question deserve some kind of explaination as to why they were banned? I think that's where the confusion lies...
(, Tue 14 Feb 2006, 15:52, archived)
# Do we?
On another note. How much does it cost to run this place? Hmm... are we talking 1's, or 10's of thousands a year?

I feel I should donate again.

*I needs an income though*
(, Tue 14 Feb 2006, 15:58, archived)
# well said
this site is for the good of ALL - and is run very well considering.
(, Tue 14 Feb 2006, 15:53, archived)
# ^This.
(, Tue 14 Feb 2006, 16:00, archived)
# Yeah yeah yeah...
and Hitler made Germany nice and prosperous; then he invaded Poland and started gassing people.
(, Tue 14 Feb 2006, 16:00, archived)
# It's only an internet messageboard.
If you don't like the way it's run, you can always start your own site and run it how you want. You won't be the first who's done that.
(, Tue 14 Feb 2006, 16:04, archived)
# True
It is always a shame to leave a community you feel at home in though; especially if it is for reasons like this.
(, Tue 14 Feb 2006, 16:09, archived)
#
(, Tue 14 Feb 2006, 16:05, archived)
# Hello
To be honest the "Granny fucks frog", and "Hes on fucking fire" was hugely tedious.
Maybe Lord Manley would do well to have a rest for a couple of days, and come back full of vim, vigour, dash and determination, and post something funny, like he usually does.

However "Juvenile Pillockery" is very funny even now
(, Tue 14 Feb 2006, 15:53, archived)
# eh?
*shrugs*
(, Tue 14 Feb 2006, 15:55, archived)
# Hmmmm
I don't think I shall say anything on this subject until I've seen some verifable evidence that such a ban actually exists from a Moderator. It's all hearsay and supposition at the moment and, although I'm certainly not suggesting that such is the case here, I have known a messageboard troll in the past to be so hungry for sympathy and attention that he pretended to be banned and then sat back to lap up all the complimentary comments from people...

"awww, he wasn't such an arsehole really, I'm going to miss him if I'm honest" (etc)
(, Tue 14 Feb 2006, 15:59, archived)
# For what it is worth...
...I saw the irritable chunter try and log in. The quote I posted is a copy and paste job from the page that resulted.
(, Tue 14 Feb 2006, 16:05, archived)
# Frightening

Not sure i'd ever want to come face to face with a person who actually got kicked off b3ta.. I mean fuck that some seriously heavy shit (after seeing the offensive in 5k compo) :)

*chuckle*

(, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 5:59, archived)