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# Mini image challenge: Kitten on the naughty step
We're introducing a new way of dealing with trolls / problems on the board.

As mods we've only got one stick: Ban people - and frankly it's a big stick and 90% of the time we'd like to use something softer.

We're going to have a naughty step. So when posters are being a pain in the arse they can be sent to the step for half an hour and not allowed to post.

We'd like an image of a sad eyed kitten on step which a speech bubble, 'Oh noes. I'm on the naughty step because [we give our reason here]'

Anyone want to draw one?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 27 Feb 2006, 15:16, archived)
# haha what a wondeful idea.
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Mon 27 Feb 2006, 15:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 27 Feb 2006, 15:25, archived)
# BIGGER
etc
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 27 Feb 2006, 15:26, archived)
# *ahem*
www.b3ta.com/board/5705185

(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 27 Feb 2006, 15:27, archived)
# Q&D
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 27 Feb 2006, 15:40, archived)
# i don't mind.
i am bored.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 27 Feb 2006, 15:18, archived)
# what size...
etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 27 Feb 2006, 15:19, archived)
# Let this person do it!
:)

*edit* but also have this quicky:
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 27 Feb 2006, 15:19, archived)
# I agree
as i cant draw anything other than brighly coloured blobs.
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Mon 27 Feb 2006, 15:23, archived)
# nah
he's overrated
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 27 Feb 2006, 15:28, archived)
# yes please ^^
this could be faboo.

*waits patiently*

*needs toilet*

*waits warmly, wetly and patiently*
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaTadpole hasn't made a thing for the board, lazy chump, Mon 27 Feb 2006, 15:19, archived)
# please do
size? I dunno - 500px by 500px ?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 27 Feb 2006, 15:20, archived)
# okey dokes,
should be done in about forty mins or so
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 27 Feb 2006, 15:22, archived)
# cheers me dears
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 27 Feb 2006, 15:23, archived)
# I would
but I am le tired (it's past 1am already here)
(Azzek!, Mon 27 Feb 2006, 15:19, archived)
# I would
But I have to go to a Uni interview in 5 minutes

Damn.

Sounds like a good idea, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 27 Feb 2006, 15:19, archived)
# How about lots
served randomly?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Mon 27 Feb 2006, 15:19, archived)
# This^
and make all the submissions availiable to see, like the '404' compo.
(I helped save b3ta! Manofmilk walks without rhythm but still attracts the worm, Mon 27 Feb 2006, 15:20, archived)
# I would... but Im on my workshop 'puter and dont have
any graphics software on it yet....

*sulks*
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Mon 27 Feb 2006, 15:19, archived)
# Its a good idea..
.. and i'd like to draw a kitten but those i've met on i-sketch will confirm I have a distinct lack of skillz!
(I helped save b3ta! Manofmilk walks without rhythm but still attracts the worm, Mon 27 Feb 2006, 15:19, archived)
# Why half an hour?
They could be an egregious arse for a day and then get "stepped", go get a cup of tea then come back and do it again.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaTadpole hasn't made a thing for the board, lazy chump, Mon 27 Feb 2006, 15:21, archived)
# there will be a range of times
from 10 seconds to a week.

Anything longer than that - we might as well just ban them properly.

EDIT: And about walking away... People remain on the step until they've pressed the button saying they'll behave. So they'll know they've been stepped, regardless of whether they're around or not.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 27 Feb 2006, 15:23, archived)
# And it could be random
so you don't know how much spanking to expect and just wait, pressing F5 hopefully, to find out when you're allowed back!!!

or you could tell them and be fair
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaTadpole hasn't made a thing for the board, lazy chump, Mon 27 Feb 2006, 15:25, archived)
# the page will tell people
how long they're on the naughty step for
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 27 Feb 2006, 15:30, archived)
# I'm not going to comment on this post.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Mon 27 Feb 2006, 15:30, archived)
# pffft
wise...
(I helped save b3ta! diablo290582 Professional.....something., Mon 27 Feb 2006, 15:32, archived)
# too late dude
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Mon 27 Feb 2006, 15:33, archived)
# is there any real point
in a 10 second ban? :D
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 27 Feb 2006, 15:27, archived)
# yes
as it allows the mods to send a message to a user that they're serious about something without using modedits / email etc.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 27 Feb 2006, 15:29, archived)
# ah
fairy nuff :D
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 27 Feb 2006, 15:33, archived)
# clever what you can do with internet science
isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 27 Feb 2006, 15:30, archived)
# what are we your kitten on step bitches etc?

ROFFLE
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Mon 27 Feb 2006, 15:22, archived)
# wheres the neville when you need him
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Mon 27 Feb 2006, 15:22, archived)
# pissing around in his box somewhere
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 27 Feb 2006, 15:25, archived)
# Haha!
I don't know what to think about this but it makes me laugh (maybe it makes me love, too. I don't know).
(steben, Mon 27 Feb 2006, 15:36, archived)
# A sad kitten?


...I like to pea-roast in a new thread *


*for example, not me, I would never do a thing like that, honest guv
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Mon 27 Feb 2006, 15:23, archived)
# ha ha
that's great
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 27 Feb 2006, 15:24, archived)
# Not on a step though is it
vvvvvv Looks down vvvvvv
(I helped save b3ta! Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Mon 27 Feb 2006, 15:44, archived)
# i like this...
...very much!
(steben, Mon 27 Feb 2006, 15:33, archived)
# winner!
*reached for fluff hammer*

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 27 Feb 2006, 15:42, archived)
# I would love to
but right now I've got this website to finish :(
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Feb 2006, 15:25, archived)
# Good Idea
SuperNanny B3ta with a "cool down" area
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 27 Feb 2006, 15:27, archived)
# No kittens but..


or

(I helped save b3ta! Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Mon 27 Feb 2006, 15:28, archived)
# HAHAHA,...
Its funny becasue I noticed this on Sunday's showing.....
(MrMuddle, Mon 27 Feb 2006, 15:50, archived)
# Wouldnt
lady is too sturdy
(Goodie, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 7:01, archived)
# I don't think it should be clever.
www.sayagain.co.uk/b3tapix/images/naughty.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Mon 27 Feb 2006, 15:29, archived)
# its too small..
I cant see it
(I helped save b3ta! diablo290582 Professional.....something., Mon 27 Feb 2006, 15:31, archived)
# Have a cdc...
...and one letter stands for "cat"









(steben, Mon 27 Feb 2006, 15:31, archived)
# magentastic
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaTadpole hasn't made a thing for the board, lazy chump, Mon 27 Feb 2006, 15:37, archived)
# Erm...


I saw you on telly last night you crazy famous person you!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Mon 27 Feb 2006, 15:39, archived)
# what was he on?
Gravytrain was also on telly last night.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 27 Feb 2006, 15:43, archived)
# being interviewed
for Channel 4's '100 funniest moments'
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Mon 27 Feb 2006, 15:49, archived)
# Must of been after I switched to match of the day
that's what gravytrain was on too.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 27 Feb 2006, 15:56, archived)
# can I use my cat murfee?
picture in profile - he'd be a belter for this, mischievous little imp that he is!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 27 Feb 2006, 15:48, archived)
# here you are sir...
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 27 Feb 2006, 15:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 27 Feb 2006, 15:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Mon 27 Feb 2006, 15:55, archived)
# I like the idea
Will we also be getting an "unpopular" page as well as a "popular" page, like a rogues gallery of all the users who are currently sitting on the naughty step?
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Mon 27 Feb 2006, 15:57, archived)
# this is a good idea
mmmmmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Mon 27 Feb 2006, 16:07, archived)
# no
as people would compete to get into it.

with the result of degrading the board for everyone.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 27 Feb 2006, 16:10, archived)
# emailed to your gmail
but i'll add it here too as you're likely to check both
link
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 27 Feb 2006, 16:09, archived)
# cheers
woo
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 27 Feb 2006, 16:13, archived)
# I like this,
its a good idea, it would be cool to see who has been banned for what reason as well,

however this entire thing could go tits up if people start bandwagoning the 'you have been blocked for 15mins' emails in a bid to see who can get blocked the longest without getting a total ban. not that i would aspire to such childish ways, but the naughty step does sound like a fun place to hang out for a joke. (please dont send me there though)

is there a way of blocking their isp instead, so that not only can they not respond to others, but they cant see whats going on either (dont know if internet works like this or not)
(I helped save b3ta! hmmm cheese, Mon 27 Feb 2006, 16:09, archived)
# you've pretty much answered your own question
as to why there will be no public list of this.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 27 Feb 2006, 16:12, archived)
# Woof!
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Mon 27 Feb 2006, 16:16, archived)
# Ahahahahahaha!
she looks pretty naughty...
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Mon 27 Feb 2006, 16:23, archived)
# I sooooo would
claire be fine
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Mon 27 Feb 2006, 16:31, archived)
# Have I missed it?
Am I too late?

(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 27 Feb 2006, 16:25, archived)
# Can I try?
Image hosting by Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 27 Feb 2006, 16:28, archived)
# I saw you on telly last night,
I shouted "FUCKING HELL" and nearly woke the whole house up. Shame they only interviewed you about one thing, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Mon 27 Feb 2006, 16:37, archived)
# How very rare.
I painted this kittin on the stair landing last night and then this comes along. So I added a speech bubble.
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Mon 27 Feb 2006, 18:38, archived)
# I'll try
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 27 Feb 2006, 18:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 27 Feb 2006, 19:26, archived)
# Meebow Meeeeebow
(Goodie, Mon 27 Feb 2006, 20:53, archived)
# These are 2 photos of my sister's kitten that died after it got hit by a car.
Not that I wish to sway the choice, but please think of the dearly departed.


(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Mon 27 Feb 2006, 20:04, archived)
# here you go!
Image hosting by Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Mon 27 Feb 2006, 20:28, archived)
# Is this too obvious?
Image hosting by Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Mon 27 Feb 2006, 20:41, archived)
# Last one!
Image hosting by Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Mon 27 Feb 2006, 21:34, archived)
# I made three:
www.b3ta.com/board/5707025
www.b3ta.com/board/5705880
www.b3ta.com/board/5705347
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 27 Feb 2006, 22:59, archived)
# .
(Puerile Digital Arts Community - Make sigs bold and link coloured! Now!, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 0:46, archived)