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[challenge entry] look at this, it's funny! but you couldn't tell by looking, or ever see it on the front page now!
www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/gif/Compo_OldSup_10pixelated.gif
How come Jolly Jack gets away with it? :(

click for shocking, hardcore edition

From the Old-age Superheroes challenge. See all 305 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 15:09, archived)
# thank god you blurred out the nipples
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 15:10, archived)
# I had to protect your innocent soul
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 15:12, archived)
# nowt wrong with grannynips
they are just like sucking a fruit pastel you've just found in the pocket of an old coat
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Oct 2006, 15:13, archived)
# or a button at the end of one of the sleeves
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 15:15, archived)
# apparently there is
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 15:15, archived)
# Jolly Jacks pics are art
you on the other hand are just a dirty smutty pr0n peddlar.




I prefer you.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Oct 2006, 15:16, archived)
# I can't deny this
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 15:17, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
ludicrous!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 15:19, archived)
# Good afternoon Granma
*fluffles*
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 15:24, archived)
# HAHAHA
A+
(wsdhgt is a focking lumberjack, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 15:10, archived)
# *decides not to click*
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 15:10, archived)
# Sorry toast
Could you link this as I've just got into a bit of trouble over it, don't want anyone else to get into shit.

Sorry :-(
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 15:10, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 15:11, archived)
# true, it's probably my work just being a bit funny
Plus my computer does open out onto the rest of the office.

Sorry to trouble everyone.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 15:12, archived)
# was it Jane?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Oct 2006, 15:14, archived)
# No, Jane's over the other side of the pod now
I've moved.

TOAST- don't worry it's probably my work just being anal. Seriously no need to link or whatever- don't mind me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 15:14, archived)
# does she smell of dust?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Oct 2006, 15:15, archived)
# u r a dolphin?
(likeajackhammer, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 15:22, archived)
# How about you stop being a dosser
and get back to work?

EDIT: ;)
(kid_77: MS-Paint wielder, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 15:14, archived)
# Kiss my arse
you
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 15:15, archived)
# *kisses*
....oh.... you meant him

/wenchly duties
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 15:21, archived)
# i was gonna say
maybe a bit NSFW. but then i didn't. but now i have.
(I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 15:13, archived)
# that was my idea, James
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 13 Oct 2006, 15:11, archived)
# happy b3taday, sexy butt!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 15:12, archived)
# sorry fella...
i thought peeps would get i was taking the piss by the LOLZORZ and ROFFLES
:-/
(likeajackhammer, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 15:14, archived)
# Well if the Captain got into trouble for a pair of cartoon granny baps,
then I'm sure she wouldn't be amused by being tricked into clicking meatspin.

I wasn't.

But apology accepted - on the condition that you make your own meatspin for my personal use only :P
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 15:17, archived)
# :)
okies... i'll get on it right way....
*gumph*
(likeajackhammer, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 15:20, archived)
# everything's been your idea today!!
bah! I say! BAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 15:16, archived)
# what?
oi you!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 13 Oct 2006, 15:21, archived)
# Pah
*pounces*

*fluffles*




...
..

*profit*
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 15:23, archived)
# hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 15:11, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahaha
When I saw first frame I thought the elasticity of his arse had gone.
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 15:12, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 15:12, archived)
# WOO!
nice one, and well done for the pixelation.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 15:12, archived)
# Nicely.
What's the most disturbing?



(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 15:13, archived)
# you missed
"swollentip" and
"The Blue Aardvark"
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 15:19, archived)
# Good point
I'll have to add swollentip to the next poll, along with bagslap and a couple of others.
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 15:21, archived)
# The Blue Aardvark?
www.sparklesparkle.net/images/aardvarkblue.gif
?
(I helped save b3ta! TheAlmightyBeev, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 15:26, archived)
# GGGAAAAAAHHHHH!
My fucking EYES!
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 15:48, archived)
# And bagslap.
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 15:32, archived)
# woo
edit: NSFW? bollocks.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 15:15, archived)
# too late
removed to protect the children who draw glowing pink cocks, dead cats and shit flinging.

moan, grumble, complain, cry
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 15:17, archived)
# gah! it really just depends on the viewers...
and the time of day etc..
i liked it :)
(likeajackhammer, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 15:18, archived)
# I said I was sorry
And also said nevermind about the linkage.

I'm the one getting in trouble, not you, so don't be sad.

It's just not my fucking day really, is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 15:20, archived)
# That's Friday the 13th for you, chap :(
x
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 15:23, archived)
# It's ok,
I thought it was ok and asked two other deviants who agreed, but if it's upset one person it'll no doubt upset hundreds more, so I guess it's best to link it.

never mind
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 15:25, archived)
# Well it's up to you.
But I wasn't the one with the problem with it, just so you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 15:29, archived)
# i got in trouble last year for looking at b3ta...
i was on a til in PCworld though...
and i was looking at celebrity sex change compo :-D
(likeajackhammer, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 15:26, archived)
# 'Please come to my office after work to discuss the content of the sites you are viewing'
Sorry, it's just my work being gits.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 15:19, archived)
# in which case it's not just his picture
but probably b3ta in general you'll get a bollocking for
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 15:20, archived)
# hahahahaha
if they are worried about the content that you are viewing on b3ta, this pic is the LEAST of your worries.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 15:21, archived)
# hahaha ^ sadly, this
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 15:22, archived)
# Having asked it was more because a prospective client apparently walked past my desk when my page refreshed.
And 'commented' on it.

I'm alright as long as I keep my eye out. That was a very scary email considering.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 15:26, archived)
# It's a difficult one.
As an employer, I'd block the fucking site and makes the lazy bastards do some work. It's a real timestealer and there is always a chance that something nasty will turn up.

But being self employed, bollocks to all that, I hope you have a good defence "well boss, I'm into old ladies' nips in a big way and B3TA satisfies my bappetite for all things crinkly"
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 15:24, archived)
# Ha ha
shame about the censorship though, come on cartoon tits?!?
(I helped save b3ta! Surgeon with Parkinsons Lurking with intent..., Fri 13 Oct 2006, 15:17, archived)
# Hasn't anyone told you?
Jolly Jack is immune to the laws of b3ta. He could draw a massive vagina and still get away with it provided he added enough scribbly lines.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 15:18, archived)
# or tentacles
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 15:20, archived)
# and fur
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 15:21, archived)
# There's nowt wrong with JJs linework
Scribbly lines beats stuff like "a blob coloured in some pastel shade in ArtRage with a face drawn on it" and that kind of thing.

I'm not a big fan of furry fantasy art, but the dude can certainly draw.
(Mucifer I like mooses, best of all the animals, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 15:33, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 15:34, archived)
# fucking Ace!
I love you and want your babies
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 13 Oct 2006, 15:18, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha
brilliant - unlink it toasty!

There are dozens more genuine NSFW images that get posted on b3ta everyday that no-one bats an eyelid to. Fuck the nazis!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 15:18, archived)
# Haha!
Hardcore my eye
*demands proper hardcore*
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Fri 13 Oct 2006, 15:23, archived)
# excellent
and perfectly safe
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 15:24, archived)