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[challenge entry] go on Lily make me smile

From the Celebrity Death challenge. See all 342 entries (closed)

(, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 11:54, archived)
# Fair's fair
(, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 11:55, archived)
# who she?
she's rather shekshi
(, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 11:56, archived)
# the body is
(, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 11:56, archived)
# I wouldn't say no

(, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 11:59, archived)
# Pffft!
Like THAT'S a compliment!
(, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 11:59, archived)
# Well, I wouldn't do you
again.
(, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 12:00, archived)
# That's only because you're
still recovering from the severe anal injuries resulting from the last pummelling I gave you
(, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 12:05, archived)
# my anus was a bloodied nonsense

(, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 12:07, archived)
# hahaha
I love that
(, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 12:09, archived)
# I'm hoping it'll be my random quote in the stats!

(, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 12:15, archived)
# Mine's shite today. i must try harder
although i see I'm moving up the board, instead of down. that wasn't supposed to happen
(, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 12:19, archived)
# Stats eh?
Where can I find them then? Or do I have to be privileged?
(, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 12:25, archived)
# They need to stick a link up. hold on....
(, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 12:32, archived)
# Lilly Allen
Or Lily Allen, I don't know.
(, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 11:56, archived)
# Lily Allen her dad is Keith Allen from Comic Strip Presents...

and she's an irritating chavette
(, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 11:58, archived)
# but he gave her away to be raised by Harry Enfield when she was little
Odd that the press have forgotten/stopped running that story
(, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 12:21, archived)
# a fucking skanky chav.
(, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 11:59, archived)
# i think ^this^
is the best answer yet
(, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 12:02, archived)
# *spluffs*

(, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 12:03, archived)
# I like the reggae tint to her music. And her songwriting, I think it's quite fresh.
but I can see how some wouldn't. *shrugs*
(, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 11:56, archived)
# i'd rather listen to the originals than the samples
i find her stuff quite trite
(, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 11:57, archived)
# ^this!
MY DAD IS SEMI FAMOUS FOR WRITING, IN RETROSPECT, UTTER SHITE FOOTBALL SONGS! GIVE ME A RECORD DEAL!

I AM ALSO A SPOTTY CHAV!
(, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 11:58, archived)
# But her voice is so urban and real!
(, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 11:59, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
(, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 12:01, archived)
# pffft
SHE DOES COKE - SHE MUST BE HARDCORE.
(, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 12:01, archived)
# please!
*realises textual sarcasm*
(, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 12:02, archived)
# She knows the pains of the working class people
She watches them as her mercedes drives past on the way to her 6 bedroom home
(, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 12:04, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 12:04, archived)
# Hey, not forgetting he is in that new Robin hood series!!1!!111!oneone!
(, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 12:01, archived)
# don't get me wrong... he's a good actor but vindaloo and that other shit song was infact SHIT!
and he said
"I am going to release a footy song every world cup until i die!" i didn't see one this year???!!!!!
(, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 12:05, archived)
# all of this^
(, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 11:59, archived)
# b3ta kind of made her
the newsletter linked to her most recent single when it was just a track on myspace last year.

I like her stuff personally.
(, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 12:06, archived)
# TAKE THAT BACK!!!!!
(, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 12:09, archived)
#
(, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 12:12, archived)
# it didn't happen!!

it didn't happen!!
it didn't happen!!
it didn't happen!!
(, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 12:17, archived)
# I agree with wow
Also I think she's rather clever, as I know someone who went partying with her at a festival, and he said she is very very smart and its all a front for the songs...

She has made a lot of money afterall!
(, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 12:15, archived)
#
(, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 11:56, archived)
# O RLY?
(, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 11:58, archived)
# she say's she aint no chav, innit!

*huggles*
(, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 11:56, archived)
# Seeing as she got thrown out of...
a succession of very expensive schools,I think she might be a little bit posh. And a twat to boot.
(, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 12:00, archived)
# *smooooosh* :)x
(, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 12:00, archived)
# "the filth took away my licence"
well, then you obviously drive like a cunt too...

woo!

give her this one instead,
(, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 11:57, archived)
# that's coming in useful
today ;) nice!!
(, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 12:15, archived)
# Someone may have to load it for her
She's not ghetto enough to actually know how a gun works
(, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 11:57, archived)
# haha yeah
She would probably try to play Russian Roulette with a Glock
(, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 12:02, archived)