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[challenge entry] dont you just love britain

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(I helped save b3ta! screech, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 21:59, archived)
# cunting fuck
it's tuesday

edit: sorry what i meant to say is that's a tad large new guy, please save it as a .gif, for example, and try and get the size down to 50k.

i've had a bad day

edit2: lovely ryhme Mr Mod

A walm warm welcome to you
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 21:59, archived)
# ple-ease don't
take my picture...
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 22:03, archived)
# #Pleeeeeease#
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 22:05, archived)
# are you going to cancel your b3ta account?
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Tue 7 Nov 2006, 22:04, archived)
# i just might you know
if only i hadn't met the dude from Fort Boyard...
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 22:06, archived)
# Fuck me
you are a bad person.
(I helped save b3ta! DirtyArse, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 22:00, archived)
# I was expecting that to be a slow loading bmp joke
save it as a gif or run!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 22:00, archived)
# ooooh that loaded from the bottom up
Now i've seen everything!
(Vin diesel touches my tra la la shove a bastard in it, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 22:00, archived)
# AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
F
A
Q
!
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 22:00, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 22:01, archived)
# Arf.
(Dooley, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 22:02, archived)
# i love your half meg pic
i have posted this before the pic had time to load
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 22:02, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 22:08, archived)
# ^
F.A.B
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 22:04, archived)
# Speed bmps ahead!
Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 22:00, archived)
# SCREECH!
"Yes Mr. Belding? Take my .bmp and shove it where the sun don't shine? Ok Mr. Belding"
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Tue 7 Nov 2006, 22:00, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 22:07, archived)
# christ
for every one of *them* that we let in.
can we send one of *you* back?
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Tue 7 Nov 2006, 22:01, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Paedosmile service with a grin., Tue 7 Nov 2006, 22:02, archived)
# haha, YES!
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 22:07, archived)
# please
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
bmp are evil jpg is good
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 22:01, archived)
# ahahahahaha
fucking ace you mong
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 22:01, archived)
# have you named youself
after Screech from Saved By The Bell?
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 22:01, archived)
# The Nazi's are gonna have you lad!
RUN!
(I helped save b3ta! King of Beasts Your Farther's Brother's Gerbil's Former Room Mate, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 22:01, archived)
# I quite like some of it.
Your picture is too large for the board though I'm afraid- try saving it as a gif (because there are not too many colours in it).
This may help. BMPs aren't really suitable for the web, you see.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 22:01, archived)
# Happy b3taday sir!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 22:02, archived)
# Ta!
Featured in the Daily Star? Picture theft for something nicer?
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 22:04, archived)
# ARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH!
teh bmp!
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 22:02, archived)
# MOTHERFUCKING HIPPOS
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 22:02, archived)
# Holy cocking cocks...
FAQ off please.

EDIT: Why DO bitmaps load backwards?
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 22:03, archived)
# I wondered that
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 22:05, archived)
# because their backwards like their filetype
aicmfp
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 22:21, archived)
# Hello new person! :) What people are trying to say is:
Save your files as jpegs, or small pngs etc. Bmps are a bit big. 50k is a good size for still images.
If you read the b3ta FAQs it will give you loads of handy tips like this! Yays! Go read it, absorb it, and come back soon :)
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 22:03, archived)
# aww CW
always the fluffeh one
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 22:17, archived)
# Holy fucking filesize!
This is a case for the board Nazi! Ar!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 7 Nov 2006, 22:04, archived)
# LOOK OUT! IT'S A FUCKING BMP!!!!!
700k of uncompressed bollocks

Save it as a gif or a jpg. But first delete this post, read the FAQ and then come back and try again.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 22:04, archived)
# If you can't be bothered learning how things are done around here
then be a dear and fuck off back to MySpace with all the other moronic spacktards.
(I helped save b3ta! Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 22:05, archived)
# ^^this
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 22:08, archived)
# Fucking imigants
comin' he'e makin' our files fucking enormous
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 22:05, archived)
# oi!
Try this



(I helped save b3ta! scoshi pretending to diet since, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 22:06, archived)
# what an awful quality image
try a .bmp instead
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 22:08, archived)
# Pffffft.
It'll never fly.
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 22:09, archived)
# it probably should be bigger...
(I helped save b3ta! scoshi pretending to diet since, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 22:12, archived)
# Please link or optimize
Edit : ah now, linkied til shrinkied :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 22:08, archived)
# heya chook
what image program are you using? cos what you need to do is save it as a png or a gif- if you're using the gimp then just saving it with a .png extension should work, if you're using mspaint then file -> save as, and choose the .png option at the bottom of the window. if you're on photoshop, use "export" or "export for web"
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 22:08, archived)
# don't tell them to use png, that has no compression either!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 22:18, archived)
#
please stop stealing the internets from me. bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Jamie, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 22:14, archived)
# Racist, wank and huge.
Fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 22:15, archived)
# Gah!
why is this 700k monstrosity still here!
Burn it! and your embassy!
(I helped save b3ta! King of Beasts Your Farther's Brother's Gerbil's Former Room Mate, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 22:21, archived)
# the sun is now shining
yes, possably one of the most retarded moves i have ever done on the web... paint sucks but its only as dumb as its user

find it slightly worrying that you guys have nothing better to do then bash, not the walm welcome that i was expecting!
(I helped save b3ta! screech, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 22:22, archived)
# one step ahead...
correct me if im wrong... but is it not already fixed?
(I helped save b3ta! screech, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 22:40, archived)
# No he was pointing out thaat most the criticism was constructive.
Welcome aboard!
(I helped save b3ta! Paedosmile service with a grin., Tue 7 Nov 2006, 22:41, archived)
# oooh ahhh
sorry, my bad then
(I helped save b3ta! screech, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 23:02, archived)
# Oh the cruelty!
(I helped save b3ta! Paedosmile service with a grin., Tue 7 Nov 2006, 22:40, archived)
# awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
is he being sarcastic? Is he? IS HE? Who knows.
(I helped save b3ta! Paedosmile service with a grin., Tue 7 Nov 2006, 22:37, archived)
# You'll be ok
Ignore the flaming, follow the nice advice, you'll settle in. Some get it far worse, believe you me.
(I helped save b3ta! shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 22:39, archived)