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[challenge entry] Happy Christmas

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(, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 13:54, archived)
# it's like a thousand sporks
(, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 13:55, archived)
# ..Cried out and were suddenly silenced
(, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 13:55, archived)
# teehee
(, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 13:57, archived)
# The jedi's are gonna feel that one in the morning
(, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 13:58, archived)
# bollocks are they
if they couldn't sense Darth Vader walking in to their house and slaughtering the children....
(, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 14:00, archived)
# Thats a damn good point...
Although Alderaan had a few more lives on it than the younglings have...

also, orginal obiwan said it, and he isnt ewan mrfuckingregor
(, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 14:02, archived)
# On a similar note
Yoda walks in, sees Dooku with a red lightsaber and two carved up Jedi on the floor and then - then - after he hurls lightning at him says:

"The Dark Side I sense in you".

No shit, sherlock.
(, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 14:06, archived)
# yeah... i think it was the beard that gave it away
(, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 14:06, archived)
# Ah... he's a percetive little bugger.
(, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 14:10, archived)
# either that or he was still pissy with being left out of return of the king
*reality blur*
(, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 14:11, archived)
# Now, I'd pay to see THAT.
Forget Alien vs Predator, let's have Jedi vs Sauron!
(, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 14:13, archived)
# I Have The Hight Ground Anikin!
And I Have Isengard FOO!
(, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 14:15, archived)
# GEEK ALERT GEEK ALERTGEEK ALERT GEEK ALERT
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(, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 14:07, archived)
# Why thank you, thank you very much!
geek is good
(, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 14:08, archived)
# it's not real...
(, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 14:04, archived)
# Yeah, but neither is Santa
(, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 14:05, archived)
# Nooooooooooooo!
(, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 14:06, archived)
# YOU LIE!
(, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 14:07, archived)
# I never lie, i shot him myself!
(, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 14:08, archived)
# I know somebody that would answer you with 'prove it'
and the shit thing is you can't.

Even if you explain it away by being a story from Mr Lucas, he says 'how do you know he's not just a vessel for this information'?

bastard.
(, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 14:07, archived)
# Damn, i hate it when people say that...
well i suppose we could go into the history of santa, bore them to death, then bitch slap them
(, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 14:10, archived)
# just reply
"grow up"
(, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 14:11, archived)
# I can't.
my main birthday present this year was a Thor figurine.
(, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 14:12, archived)
# not to be toooooo geeky but...
for star wars to be true, much of physics would have to be re-written.

although not exactly proof, it's as near as dammit.

edit : p.s. anyone that claims this kind of thing is true (with a straight face) is clearly mentally disadvantaged, to say the least :)
(, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 14:11, archived)
# light emiiting crystals that make hard hot light!
i can hear einstien spinning in his grave!
(, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 14:12, archived)
# Indeed the cononicity of Star Wars,
Invisible Pink Unicorns, Boccob, Nerull, Shiva, Celestial Teapots, Flying Spagetti Monsters, and Yahwe are equally valid.
(, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 14:30, archived)
# what's that got to do with
a made up story being incredibly inconsistent?
(, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 14:12, archived)
# when all you need is a knife?
(, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 13:56, archived)
# *is eating with a spork at this very moment*
Y'alright, you big pile of poofs.
(, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 14:02, archived)
# you have incurred my wrath!
i want the spork, a metal one
(, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 14:04, archived)
# this is a really shit one
the prongs are too short to grab the pasta properly, so if I'm not watching what I'm doing I'm just getting a mouthful of spork and no pasta.
(, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 14:06, archived)
# You say that like it is a bad thing!
(, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 14:07, archived)
# It is
I can't eat the spork.

OMG FRUITSALAD TIEM!
(, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 14:10, archived)
# FRUITSALADJELLYTIME!!
(, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 14:13, archived)
# (peanutbutterjellytime)
I honestly don't get what that is all about, I just love Family guy.
(, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 14:14, archived)
# ey up sexy!
sporks are evil

use a foon instead
(, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 14:05, archived)
# I have no foon
The pasta came with a spork.

But YUM YUM because after this tasteless extravaganza I have fruit salad!
(, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 14:08, archived)
# I Like This.... so true
(, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 13:55, archived)
# yes, exactly
(, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 13:57, archived)
# Yeah, waiting for my copy of Legend of Zelda - Twilight Princess for ma Cuube...
No wii for mii
(, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 13:58, archived)
# Final Fantasy, reign of cerebus
best game I've played in ages.
(, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 14:04, archived)
# Cerebus?
Cerebus the Aardvark?
(, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 14:05, archived)
# Durge of Cerberus was ok...
but then again it was a budget game... and had vincent in it, other than that it was just... ok
(, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 14:06, archived)
[challenge entry] .
Chrimbo Card 2006
(, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 13:58, archived)
# Why no compo on this?
Get it compo'd now!
(, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 14:01, archived)
# How?
What? Where?
(, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 14:03, archived)
# Edit your original post
And in the drop-down combo box thing, where it says "This is a normal post", change that to "a challenge entry: sick christmas cards."

Do it. Do it now.
(, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 14:06, archived)
# Ahh...
You are wise.
(, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 14:09, archived)
# Wise?
Nah. Just observant...

Consider yourself *clicked* now.
(, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 14:11, archived)