This is my rifle....

(ntmb, Mon 15 Jan 2007, 17:46, archived)

I would not join the army after watching that film
and then seeing that poster.
( Master Of Turnips., Mon 15 Jan 2007, 17:47, archived)

Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister!

( prodigy69 is now an uncle :), Mon 15 Jan 2007, 17:51, archived)

*hopes this isn't a quote*

( Master Of Turnips., Mon 15 Jan 2007, 17:51, archived)

I bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass, and not even have the god damned common courtesy to give him a reach around.
( Pasanonic WARNING - May induce flouncing., Mon 15 Jan 2007, 17:58, archived)

hahaha :)

so many great quotes from that film :D
( prodigy69 is now an uncle :), Mon 15 Jan 2007, 18:01, archived)

my personal fave...
Are you quitting on me? Well, are you? Then quit, you slimy fucking walrus-looking piece of shit. Get the fuck off of my obstacle. Get the fuck down off of my obstacle. Now. Move it. I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world. I will motivate you, Private Pyle, if it short-dicks every cannibal on the Congo
( The Great Architect is now a Ukulele Orchestra Groupie, Mon 15 Jan 2007, 18:00, archived)

God has a hard-on for marines because we kill everything we see!

( prodigy69 is now an uncle :), Mon 15 Jan 2007, 18:03, archived)

Looks like the best part of you ran down the crack of your momma's ass
and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress!
( Button Man ...a right bottom feeder., Mon 15 Jan 2007, 18:48, archived)

WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION?!?

(The Alchemist seems to me, if they ain't got you one way..., Mon 15 Jan 2007, 17:55, archived)

Ahem!
YOURYOU

Spelling ninja.
(imnotplayinganymore it's like a pot, for chocolate tea, Mon 15 Jan 2007, 17:59, archived)

haha!

(The Alchemist seems to me, if they ain't got you one way..., Mon 15 Jan 2007, 18:06, archived)

WHAT IS YOU MAJOR MALFUNCTION?!?

(imnotplayinganymore it's like a pot, for chocolate tea, Mon 15 Jan 2007, 17:56, archived)

WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MINDPISS?!?

(King Baby Duck kcuD ybaB gniK, Mon 15 Jan 2007, 17:57, archived)

YOUR YOU
(imnotplayinganymore it's like a pot, for chocolate tea, Mon 15 Jan 2007, 17:58, archived)

fail
ninja
(King Baby Duck kcuD ybaB gniK, Mon 15 Jan 2007, 17:59, archived)

that's what he wrote first
and I liked it so he copied it.
and now he changed it.
(imnotplayinganymore it's like a pot, for chocolate tea, Mon 15 Jan 2007, 17:59, archived)

no but you put it into the headline bar
so it came out in code the first time.
(King Baby Duck kcuD ybaB gniK, Mon 15 Jan 2007, 18:00, archived)

oh
yeah.

I suck.
(imnotplayinganymore it's like a pot, for chocolate tea, Mon 15 Jan 2007, 18:01, archived)

hahaha
=)
(King Baby Duck kcuD ybaB gniK, Mon 15 Jan 2007, 18:02, archived)

phew, I was hoping that you had copied it!
otherwise it might have been the final proof that all others on this site are figments of my overactive imagination.

FIGMENTS, I SAY!
(The Alchemist seems to me, if they ain't got you one way..., Mon 15 Jan 2007, 18:03, archived)

YOUR MAJOR MINDPISS IS WHAT?!?

( The Great Architect is now a Ukulele Orchestra Groupie, Mon 15 Jan 2007, 17:58, archived)

BULLSHIT!
I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose!

Amazing film.
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Mon 15 Jan 2007, 17:59, archived)

You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck.


I concur
( Pasanonic WARNING - May induce flouncing., Mon 15 Jan 2007, 18:01, archived)

*logs on to b3ta*
*wonders what this thread is about*
( davew27 roffle, Mon 15 Jan 2007, 18:05, archived)

Well, it's not about the file size.
Which is a surprise in itself.
( mutster101 fait des gestes compliquees avec ses mains, Mon 15 Jan 2007, 18:14, archived)

I must be the only person here
who doesn't know what movie this is from.
( mofaha : standing in the shadows at the end of my bed, Mon 15 Jan 2007, 18:06, archived)

oh my word
best film of '87 ( I think ) Kubrick masterpiece
( Pasanonic WARNING - May induce flouncing., Mon 15 Jan 2007, 18:09, archived)

87?
Thought it was older than me.
( Master Of Turnips., Mon 15 Jan 2007, 18:09, archived)

I tend to forget that there are folk here younger than some of my suits.

( Pasanonic WARNING - May induce flouncing., Mon 15 Jan 2007, 18:18, archived)

Yep, '87

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Mon 15 Jan 2007, 18:10, archived)

Then you are missing out.

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Mon 15 Jan 2007, 18:09, archived)

No. I am

( davew27 roffle, Mon 15 Jan 2007, 18:09, archived)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Full_Metal_Jacket
( pzyko, Mon 15 Jan 2007, 18:12, archived)

Youtube link to 'that' scene:
youtube.com/watch?v=zeX5HSBFooI
( SecretStoat The speaking clock says:, Mon 15 Jan 2007, 18:29, archived)

It's bloody
ace.
( Button Man ...a right bottom feeder., Mon 15 Jan 2007, 18:49, archived)

Hamtoucher.

( Pedantichrist can just fuck off., Mon 15 Jan 2007, 18:43, archived)