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[challenge entry] banana


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(Slatts If you cant remember it didnt happen, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:46, archived)
# my gods!
damn pesky banana, well I guess I'll have to give up on science then

curse you newton!

*Applies action without an equal and opposite reaction.*
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:47, archived)
# I've got two things that fit into the human hand
Just nicely ;-)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:48, archived)
# wooohoooo!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:49, archived)
# I have a right handed cock
that's proof of something but I'm not sure what
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:49, archived)
# your cock has hands?!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:50, archived)
# yes, it's very useful for cottaging
but apart from that it's much more comfortable in my right hand than my left
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:52, archived)
# I sometimes use my left hand
that way it feels like I'm wanking someone else off. err, erm no that's not right...
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:55, archived)
# proof that it's a bit awkward and uncomfortable when
you meet a left handed lady?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:51, archived)
# Well if its right handed for him
It would be left handed for her as she would be facing the opposite direction.

therefore awkward when he meets a right handed lady, as she would then have to face the same way as him...
(Mr._Pickles, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:54, archived)
# I wasn't sure from which point of view he was talking about
now that I know, I'm none the wiser.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 14:00, archived)
# not as long as I'm facing her
I think
or is it the other way round?
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:58, archived)
# you can do it that way if you want.
but it tends to be more fun when you're facing her.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 14:00, archived)
# two bananas?
you lucky thing!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:49, archived)
# This?
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/4253849.stm
(duck Quack !, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:51, archived)
# Is that the testicle again?
If so, been directed there five times today already.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:54, archived)
# Let's all aim our testicles at you
;)
(duck Quack !, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:56, archived)
# *winces so hard he strains something*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:54, archived)
# She said:
"It was never my intention to cause harm to Geoff"

Then what, pray tell, did you think you would achieve woman?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:54, archived)
# Oh
My

God
(Woodgie is back, but for how long?, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:56, archived)
# Let's get this straight
She didn't cut it or bite it off. She pulled it off. :|

*puts on metal underwear*
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:57, archived)
# happy b3taday Herr Yemen!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 14:02, archived)
# Thanks dbroon.

Thbroon.
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 14:07, archived)
# they both fit in one hand?
poor thing
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:53, archived)
# You've seen my boobs
You know they're bigger than that.

Not much, but bigger than that...
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:54, archived)
# I feel it only fair that you PM me several pics
so I can be an impartial judge. *adjusts tie*
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:56, archived)
# *peers at trellises 1000 thats set as background*
oh yeah....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:57, archived)
# Perv
*spangs*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:58, archived)
# ouch!!
fine fine!!
*loads debbiegrrrls profile pic as background*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 14:00, archived)
# i've not seen your boobs.
when did i see your boobs?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:58, archived)
# an apple AND a banana?!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:54, archived)
# I just read your sig as saying 'pance' instead of 'pounds'...
(Mr._Pickles, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:55, archived)
# Whose hand?
Not much good if it's your own and you have tiny hands.
(Pachey, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:56, archived)
# Beadle
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:59, archived)
# Pffft
"Behold, the Athiests nightmare"

Marvellous stuff. Also, I had no idea God had a tube.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:48, archived)
# Been on b3ta too long
I read that as lube...
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:49, archived)
# Oh my.
I'm shitting myself. How wrong I was!

/May contain traces of sarcasm.
(jimi.vicious regrets criticising the American electoral system!, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:53, archived)
# I use an argument similar to this
when trying to get handjobs from christians
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:48, archived)
# my cock is snug in my palm too
so why is god against masturbation?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:49, archived)
# Does it
have perforated edges, and a handy tab at the top?
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:50, archived)
# he's not, that's a misunderstanding
he's actually against you pulling out at the last minute and jizzing on the floor whenever he orders you to marry and then impregnate your sister-in-law
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:50, archived)
# ^this
and understandably!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:54, archived)
# the answer is to jizz on the face or the tits
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:55, archived)
# mine doesn't
I piss on my last 3 fingers when I go to the toilet
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:51, archived)
# i just wave mine around
no-hands style, the work cleaners earn their money here
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:53, archived)
# hahaha
I believe you aswell
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:55, archived)
# also
http://messybeast.com/images/kit-in-hand3.jpg
edit: you'll have to copy and paste it then, if they're being arses
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:49, archived)
# no hot linky
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:50, archived)
# copy & paste ftw.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:51, archived)
# Hahaha
My favourite response to that is the coconut ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:56, archived)
# Threadjack:
This is ace:

www.christianvideos.co.uk/

I particularly like the DVD previews section - "Incredible Creatures THAT DEFY Evolution" looks like a hot title. All three volumes.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:57, archived)