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(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 9:16, archived)
# That's simply ace
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 9:16, archived)
# Hahahahahahah!
FP NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 9:17, archived)
# Stop the challenge now* - we have a winner.
* Please....seriously - stop the challenge. before it gets ashfasuophfarouhguregr.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 9:17, archived)
# 's right
give this man the compo medal, and stop the compo now

who has the medal?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 9:18, archived)
# agrees
i also notice you have read kes
(The Reverend annoying the regulars since, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 9:18, archived)
# yeah - I remember it being one of the only books I actually enjoyed during my school days
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 9:22, archived)
# Christ, you enjoyed that?
I don't think I enjoyed a single book I read at school
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 9:25, archived)
# That's
because teachers only pick books that they can buy pre-prepared lesson plan packs for.

That way, they get to use their PPA time to fuck off to the shops.

If you actually see a list of what they COULD use, its got some great books on it.

Munters.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 21 Jun 2007, 9:39, archived)
# with a phrase such as 'hands off cocks, on socks' how could anyone NOT like it?
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 9:46, archived)
# we've had worse challenges
and there have been some good entries.

shame about all the dross.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 9:38, archived)
# haha
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 9:18, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 9:19, archived)
# haha ace!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 21 Jun 2007, 9:19, archived)
# Hahaha!
Nice
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 9:19, archived)
# hahaha
That's pretty much how Norton works, grabs your PC by the balls and doesn't let go..
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 9:19, archived)
# Tru dat.
My mate's a really good tech head, and had to sort out my machine the other day.

"Oh. Oh that's interesting. Innnnntttteerrressting..."

Norton AV had expired, and I had told it I didn't want to renew, so it was trying absolutely to take my machine down with it.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 9:21, archived)
# just uninstall it completly
it's the only way.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 9:24, archived)
# That's what I'd done.
It was the "complete unstallation" that kicked off all the probs.

He's a wise and experienced guy, and even he was surprised at how far it had got in.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 9:25, archived)
# i hate antivirus software
and how they hype it up.

i've never used it and have onlt had 1 virus that was sent to me by my boss.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 9:28, archived)
# alternatively, take off, and nuke the site from orbit...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 9:34, archived)
# i think you'll find that this is a military operation.

where are the images?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 9:40, archived)
# seriously
what does it actually do to your computer once you say no? I had no end of trouble with norton. My computer was bluescreening every day.
(Ninja Squirrel what is this new-fangled technology?!, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 13:44, archived)
# it would be a shame if you continued to use norton anti virus
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 9:23, archived)
# hahaha, brilliant, and so true!
nod32 all the way!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 9:30, archived)
# Marvel-hoos!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 10:06, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 10:28, archived)
# Brilliant
*teh clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! cynicist couldn't get rid of the comma on, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 10:39, archived)
# Class!
Def worth a *click* and congrats on one of the better FP's we've had recently!
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 13:29, archived)
# Cheers guvnah!
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 14:14, archived)
# winner
fan-fucking-tastic :)
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 18:14, archived)
# Hahahaha
Woo, Yay and Houpla, dear Sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Wurst Puns Inc. Back in the future., Thu 21 Jun 2007, 23:32, archived)
# and
now it's on the frontpage of Digg. this will be HUGE :D
(I helped save b3ta! octopus footwear raaa, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 0:01, archived)
# wyh!
Double frontpage'eg! *Nearly 5th Birthday*
(lostpixel, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 0:27, archived)
# saw this on the FP
and it is brilliant
/saves to b3ta folder/
(I helped save b3ta! Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 1:07, archived)
# This is on Digg.
You are ridiculous and win the big one.
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 3:39, archived)
# :OD
...Wish I'd taken some care over it now...!
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:50, archived)
# You've invaded the Front page of Techeblog today!
www.techeblog.com/
(Hightower meh, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 15:03, archived)
# Another invasion...
and trendsquad have also nicked it. (er, shared it)

trendsquad.com/symantec-wants-to-make-you-an-offer-you-can%e2%80%99t-refuse/#respond
(zathrag, Mon 25 Jun 2007, 14:42, archived)
# This is madness!
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Mon 25 Jun 2007, 21:45, archived)