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[challenge entry] ouch, burny

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(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:12, archived)
# I don't understand, can you please explain this post?
In other news, what are you all having for lunch?

I'm having a prawn'n'pasta salad from marks and spencor.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:13, archived)
#
cheese and tomato pasta from Tesco. Which was pretty horrible.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:13, archived)
# *visits www.R3fuge.co.uk*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:14, archived)
# Yay !
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:15, archived)
# Back
What is that pile of cack?

(see Cappy, I'm doing it, I'm doing it!)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:16, archived)
# Latest news...
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:19, archived)
# I'm going to respond to this so you get, at lest, *some*, attention, for your hard work.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:24, archived)
# *Searches for I like this button*
Afterning B3ta
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:32, archived)
# It's a message board that I made.
I like it.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:19, archived)
# Why are you here then?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:20, archived)
# I like this message board.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:22, archived)
# This is no message board.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:28, archived)
# This is an M&S message board.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:30, archived)
# I love you and I want to have your babies.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:35, archived)
# Well that's a turn up for the books.
If you don't mind me asking though, why?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:38, archived)
# it seems to be a badly designed train wreck of a site.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:20, archived)
# haha
I went to your site
I thought it was shite
And so I came back
To bumrape you, you spack
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:21, archived)
# Do you want to be Thursday or Friday?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:24, archived)
# ?
Is this one of those questions asked you at school*
Where there wasn't an answer that didn't make you a fool
Because without even knowing, whatever you choose
Means either you're a virgin or you blow tramps in loos?


* I never did work out what was so fucking hysterical about 'are you a window or a door?'
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:30, archived)
# Well, all this recent adulation, I'm gonna have to have a diff. lady every day
to stop you all fighting and mud wrestling. Chroizowagon has baggsied Wednesdays
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:32, archived)
# I am a lady.
What's going on?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:39, archived)
# am I still Wednesday?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:33, archived)
# you're ALWAYS wednesday :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:34, archived)
# I'm very impressed with your obedience in this matter
And as a reward, here's a sausage in batter
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:21, archived)
# *eats*
*sheets*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:25, archived)
# When you say sheets, are you wearing a toga today?
I'd risk a peek, but you'd probably run away :-(
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:29, archived)
# My willy is photogenic and looks bigger on pics
in actual real life it's as big as a Vic's (inhaler)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:33, archived)
# Not on your nelly, I must disagree
Although I do applaud you for all your modesty
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:37, archived)
# *and leaves?*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:31, archived)
# I am allergic to shellfish and find this post offensive
Please remove it
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:15, archived)
# a had a prawn bagutte!!
with extra prawns!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:16, archived)
# I had tempura prawn sushi and some gyoza.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:16, archived)
# Tempura is just never the same
after watching Ichi the Killer....

:D
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:19, archived)
# Sex with sharks.
MY HUMAN PENIS IS IN A LADY SHARKGINA.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:23, archived)
# Hahaha
that film rules. th eface sliding down the wall is definitely one of my favourite bits of film gore ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:28, archived)
# I am allergic to the internet
please remove this site
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:16, archived)
# I hate people who are over-sensative, and am pleased by the fact that you find this offensive.
/typical '/board' bully.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:16, archived)
# I am offended by your hatred of over-sensitive people
Please remove thie post
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:17, archived)
# I can't remember if "Mrs" or "Miss" is the married one.
Will you be my girlfriend?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:18, archived)
# Get ready for your millionth refusal
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:19, archived)
# I'm a man actually
So no
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:21, archived)
# Ohhhh...... Ohhh..........** thinks **....... ohhh.
That simply won't do.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:23, archived)
# come on man
put some effort in, use the tuckback technique.....



sorry
(I helped save b3ta! DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:24, archived)
# *recalls sellotaped tuckback picture*
*scrubs brain*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:25, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! Gumuman practising surprise sex on, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:23, archived)
# HE'S GOING FOR THE BALL-GRAB !
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:25, archived)
# ROFL.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:25, archived)
# Warren Vs Calvin
Hollyoaks FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:27, archived)
# Usually I'd buy lunch, but today
I brought two cheese and ham rolls, a banana, a go ahead bar and some prawn cocktail crisps.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:15, archived)
# I had a cup-a-soup
/extreme poverty styles

though i've just heard I might be running in the City 5k race this afternoon so might have to eat something more substantial. Hmm
(I helped save b3ta! .o0o.o0o.o0o. that's better, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:16, archived)
# chicken and stuffing and lettuce sandwich.
And tonight it's a three course italian meal with workmates.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:16, archived)
# I'm hiding a mexican chicken panini under my desk because im not allowed food in the office but it stinks, so im sure he'll notice soon
Oh look, the thread has the word panini in the pic aswell, huh fancy
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:17, archived)
# dust and flies
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:18, archived)
# not AGAIN!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:20, archived)
# Alas, thats all I have on my windowsill
and I missed lunchtime - the canteen is shut :(
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:22, archived)
# zinger tower fillet burger
it was fookin luvly
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:22, archived)
# i'm RISing like mad here :(
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:13, archived)
# Panini
bah, maybe I'm the only one to have suffered third degree burns from a panini.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:18, archived)
# *surperessed office laugh*
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:14, archived)
# Panini as in foodstuff?
Otherwise, confusing
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:14, archived)
# yes
Panini stickers.

also, Panini redhot fucking cheese in a flattened baguette
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:17, archived)
# That's alright then
In redhot news, Starbucks cheese & pastrami paninis are yummy
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:19, archived)
# hes been made to eat
a load of stickers (i was tempted to type footballers, but the obvious gags (oops) of that were inevitable)
(I helped save b3ta! DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:16, archived)
# no
that was supposed to be melted cheese all round his mouth, as well as burns.

oh well
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:20, archived)
# you have to say though
the colour of above sticker packet and childcheeseface is similar.

never mind, at least you had a go. check out the massive amount of picture based posts i have made :/
(I helped save b3ta! DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:18, archived)
# hahaha
yay! at least someone gets it :D
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:19, archived)