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# Poem:
Flap make happy internet
Internet happy, happy flap.
Flap for happy
Flap happy internet
Internet happy, happy happy, happy flap.
Flap happy.
For happy internet, ask flap,
or ask yourself,
inside.
For flap is inside us all
but not rude like
just happy like.
Like flap,
Flap like happy internet
Like flap, like happy flap, like happy internet
FLAP FLAP FLAP FLAP FLAP FLAP FLAP FLAP FLAP
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 2:55, archived)
# SSG DANCE PARTY!
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 2:57, archived)
# OMG cuz i have been here ages i get away with posts that r not images!
lol i am so aloof lol
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 2:57, archived)
#
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 2:58, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 3:13, archived)
# Ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 3:14, archived)
# YES!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 3:15, archived)
# LOL
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 3:17, archived)
# hahah, totally threw me off
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 3:19, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 3:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 3:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 3:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 3:21, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA this never gets old for me
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 3:24, archived)
# *eeek*
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 3:27, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 3:23, archived)
# Paaaarty!
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(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 3:27, archived)
# Tickle 'em !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 3:32, archived)
#
Lets put a new coat of paint on this lonesome old town
Set em up, well be knockin em down.
You wear a dress, baby, and Ill wear a tie.
Well laugh at that old bloodshot moon in that burgundy sky

All your scribbled lovedreams, are lost or thrown away,
Here amidst the shuffle of an overflowing day
Our love needs a transfusion so lets shoot it full of wine
Fishin for a good time starts with throwinin your line.
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 3:40, archived)
# Oh yeah . . . feelin'it good . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 3:48, archived)
# Big keys, daddio.
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(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 3:41, archived)
# Stilton
passed the Hilton !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 3:54, archived)
# LOL. Im' agrr33ing inc4se it turn out u r a girl.
It's not unusual.........
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 2:58, archived)
# u r sutch a dik cuz u repeet urselv
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 2:59, archived)
# ROFa/s/L!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 2:59, archived)
# like totally omg
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 3:00, archived)
# LOL. CUDDLE MY RUMBLEPAK!1
It's Ravey Davey Blunkett... Reach for the Lasers!
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 3:02, archived)
# Spaz to the left.
Spaz to the right.

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 3:08, archived)
# Left foot two stomps
Right foot two stomps
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 3:10, archived)
# What the fuck is a Charlie Brown?
(I helped save b3ta! Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 3:39, archived)
# EV'RYBODY DANCE NOW
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 2:57, archived)
# Everybody FLAP now!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=b714Wi4CDsQ

I really must stop showing my age with these ANCIENT youtubes. :)
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 3:05, archived)
# That's precisely the sample I was referring to, so you're in good company.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 3:09, archived)
# Light it up girls !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 3:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 3:07, archived)
# GO, JOEY, GO GO GO!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 3:11, archived)
# MNNNNNNGGGGGGGGDANCE!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 3:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 3:14, archived)
# im going to make this into a song,
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 2:59, archived)
# I am going to: excercise.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 3:02, archived)
# your b3ta motel is fabulous.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 3:07, archived)
# Why thankyou.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 3:21, archived)
# A TRACTOR? ON THE ROOF?
 
ABSURD!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 3:21, archived)
# HEY SIR SAND GOBLIN THERE IS NOT AN IMAGE THERE
DON'T THINK YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH THIS
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 2:59, archived)
# i totally can becuz i m so long heer like
so i m all aloof and it defoo says u must post pics in da faq deffo lol so i m reel cool lol
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 3:01, archived)
# Are you a fucking retard?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 3:03, archived)
# New b3tans just don't GET it.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 3:07, archived)
# k
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 3:10, archived)
# SPOTTY!
Etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 3:16, archived)
# i can't help but feel like you are bullying me here.
this feels unjust and downight unpleasant.
i don't know what you think you might gain from it, but you should definitely stop.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 3:13, archived)
# Not at all.
I just think your post is moronic, that's all.

You'll fit right in.

(Apparently 'I don't get it')
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 3:23, archived)
# there is nothing to get,
i guess you just love to bully me :(
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 3:28, archived)
# Well, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 3:31, archived)
#
I'm a true story. I got a bunch of this dumb shit on my forearms when I was 15. I'll be starting laser treatment in 7 months to remove the 14 characters. I say 7 months because unfortunately when I as 17 I got some even dumber shit on my entire left hand that I am currently undergoing laser treatment for, and I cannot afford to do all of the treatments at once.

I paid $20 for the one on my hand and it costs $4k to remove it. It would make a great photoblog post! The ones on my forearms probably ran around $400, maybe a little more and they're going to be $7k to remove. Let me add that this laser is no fun either. It's worse than a tattoo gun, and the swelling and blisters that follow I could sure do without. I believe they call this "paying for your mistakes". Needless to say, I won't be getting anymore tattoos.

To top it all off (I think the thousands of dollars tops it off just fine, don't get me wrong) I was in an asian buffet a few years ago and the server got a little giggly and offered a translation of a pair of the Kanji symbols I have. I told her that they said "Life" and "Death". She said "Life" was correct, but the other meant "Lonely".

I'll be happy when they're all gone and I look like a normal person again.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 3:07, archived)
# So modifying the tattoo to look like something else isn't an option?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 3:13, archived)
#
I work with 18 year old kid who got tattooed on the back of his neck what he was told was criminal in Chinese
But the characters translated to a word they used for prisoner and or scum .
The big problem I worked for a PC hardware manufacturer we had a bunch of Asian people working with us they where wondering why he had that tattooed on the back of his neck .
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 3:20, archived)
# BAWWWWWW!
 
WHY DID I FUCKING FALL FOR THAT
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 3:24, archived)
# hehheheheh
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 3:27, archived)
# "I couldn’t decide between CRYMPH or DLECH,"
said Chengdu high school student Mingmei Lee. "I know they both mean beautiful flower dancing in the wind in American, but I can't decide what looks prettier."
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 3:30, archived)
# IM A CRIMINAL.
LOOK OUT, IM COMMITING SOME CRIMES HERE WITH MY VIOLENCE GANG.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 3:26, archived)
# DON'T DO THE CRIME IF YOU CAN'T DO THE TIME.
 
pizzatimepizza.blogspot.com/2007/08/blog-post.html
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 3:30, archived)
# BTW, THAT COMIC IS BASED ON A TRUE STORY.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 3:32, archived)
#
You can get away with printing 安売婦 (cheap slut) instead of 女力　(girl power) and your excuse if you get caught: I am from Kansai where do different grammatical constructions over there.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 3:58, archived)
# HAhahahahaha,
what was on your hand?
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 3:15, archived)
# Love and water tattooed on your ass? So, you're into buttsex and enemas?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 3:17, archived)
#
I had a vivid dream once where I let a tattoo artist decide the design of the tattoo that I wanted on my leg. When he was done making the tattoo I was amazed how beautiful the colors were. It was a collage and it had bright vivid colors like some Japanese packaging. As I looked closer at the design, I discovered the Mac Donald's logo in the collage and I became mortified. For me, I am lucky it was just a dream; for this kid, he is lucky it is a fake story; for the people who regret their tattoos, I guess I understand your feelings, at least, a little bit. We all make mistakes in life.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 3:20, archived)
# "said beaming Beijing teenager Hao Tsang as he pointed to the letters GARF freshly inked onto his left bicep."
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 3:23, archived)
# I'VE GOT GARF TATTOOED ON MY RIGHT KNUCKLES AND IELD ON MY LEFT
 
HARDCORE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 3:25, archived)
# Tsang's friend Yuan Chi Hao also went under the needle for some English language characters.
"Mine simply says FRUNK. The letters are so beautiful and flow so smoothly into each other. The word actually means old soul with young spirit in English. How cool is that?"
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 3:26, archived)
# DAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMNNNN.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 3:27, archived)
# i cant handle the regret, I could never get a tatoo,
but a nice thick ball point pen works fine for me,

oh and I still have the 'lol' scar barely visible on my arm now.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 3:24, archived)
# Sakai doesn’t feel guilty about using hapless college students as canvases for his graffiti.
“I think I’m helping my fellow man by labeling all the stupid people in the world,” he explained. “It’s not a crime, it’s a public service.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 3:55, archived)
# Happy Flap Fun Times!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 3:19, archived)
# FLAP IN FUN TIME CELEBRATE!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 3:23, archived)
# with...
maracas!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 3:25, archived)
# HAPPY MARACAS INTERNET
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 3:30, archived)
# Shake, shake shake!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 3:57, archived)
# night night rare sane person on the internet
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 4:05, archived)
# good evening SSG!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 4:29, archived)
# Happy happy, flap flap!

(sorry for the repost, can't resist)
(fred foobar Yeah, whatever..., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 3:30, archived)
# Haha. The best.
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(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 3:32, archived)
# mungo flap flap flap!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 3:41, archived)
# That is the best thing in the world, ever
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 4:40, archived)
# I. HATE. FLAP.
*violence*
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 3:39, archived)
# why would you hate flap
other than in attempt for attention and popularity?
flap is not about that, flap is about happy internet.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 3:43, archived)
# Took me awhile
but now I get the point . . . because . . . Flap is HAPPY INTERNET !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 3:51, archived)
# FLAP IS UR CURE OF SAD INTERNET!
HE IS HAPPY INTERNET!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 3:59, archived)