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# great English Riviera Santa Run
I'm organising a Santa Run to raise money for a kids charity called When You Wish Upon A Star, so I made a funny You Tube clip to promote it. I completely humiliated myself in a gym and on a Torquay beach to make this, so I hope you enjoy!

Please share the link to lots of people and you will have 50 years of great sex and stuff. Also does anyone have any other suggestions for where I can put this link to get maximum exposure (be polite...)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kn7Y5pdSSkM

Ta. Matt
(lostbear, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:30, archived)
# [post it on /links,
there's a good chap.]
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:30, archived)
# ^ this is good advice
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:31, archived)
# He already did
b3ta.com/users/searchposts.php?id=62177&board=links
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:32, archived)
# Links board?

*edit* post picture of event with link to links board?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:31, archived)
# What a smashing thing to do.
Nice one.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:32, archived)
# well...
well, we've got egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam...
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:33, archived)
# Can I have the spam sausage spam spam and spam
without the sausage?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:35, archived)
# you could have
spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:38, archived)
# I'd just like a croissant and some juice please
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:47, archived)
# smoke in east london! right now...
(I helped save b3ta! corington, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:34, archived)
# That'll be that bonfire I left this moening
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:36, archived)
# were you in allo allo?
.
(Harry Monk, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:59, archived)
# Where's that taken from?
:O
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:39, archived)
# near Old Street
getting bigger...
(I helped save b3ta! corington, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:40, archived)
# it's an alligator!
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/7090725.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:42, archived)
# alligator at the olympics site
!
(I helped save b3ta! corington, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:43, archived)
# in an unprovoked and unusually aggressive act for the BBC
that link borked and then crashed my computer!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:51, archived)
# it's definately terrorists.
or perhaps an alligator.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:52, archived)
# Getting my news from b3ta again...
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:42, archived)
# ^this
streets ahead of any actual 'news' sites!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:45, archived)
# This story make me think?
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/7090725.stm

i wonder if the developers of 2012 ever did get planning permission to pull that listed building down?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:44, archived)
# haha!
'accidental' burning down of listed buildings was the key to half the regeneration of Manchester. Don't see why London should be any different.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:47, archived)
# standard ruse for developers.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:51, archived)
# As Newcastle
the random combustings of the Quayside were legendary
(I helped save b3ta! Dabooka_ has changed his name on, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:55, archived)
# Seems to be right near my house.
Great!
/is well insured blog
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:46, archived)
# Me too
Well, my tenants are about 800m away.

[edit] I hope they're well fire-proofed. [/edit]
(I helped save b3ta! numberbruncher - correct by nature, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:33, archived)
# *awaits apocalypse*
or another pic....

:)

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/7090725.stm
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:47, archived)
# I can't do an apocalypse...
But here's another pic...


(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:50, archived)
# Am I right in thinking....
That says Skug on his bib?

:O
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:23, archived)
# I don't know...

This was the only image I posted over the weekend...

There was only one funny thread over the weekend!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:33, archived)
# You should be a politician.
Your issue avoidance would out shine the best of em.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:47, archived)
# Thanks...

Ten past four
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 15:33, archived)
# I feel like a roving reporter!
It's thinning out, but has reached further right
(I helped save b3ta! corington, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:53, archived)
# Better pics than the beeb!
Make a panorama!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:58, archived)
# Thank you??

* not sure you are talking to me though?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:15, archived)
# Excellent work my friend!
BBC News 24 will be in touch.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:58, archived)
# you should photoshop the quo in
very subtley
(I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:07, archived)
# like
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:17, archived)
# The man said subtle ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:37, archived)
# Hahahaaha
:P
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:44, archived)
# Hmmm...right where the olympics is going to be held!
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:49, archived)
# This is now on Dutch news radio
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:02, archived)
# someone's opened an Oblivion gate
!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:39, archived)
# pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:43, archived)
# I R IN YOR OBLIVYON G8
STEELIN YR TRANCENDANT SIGIL STONES
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:47, archived)
# i see a ferry
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:39, archived)
# I think I see it too...
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:50, archived)
# hahaha
Win
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:59, archived)
# Pfft...
Double Win!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:02, archived)
# *Stubs out*
*Closes window*
Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:40, archived)
# spam spam spam spam
spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam

I LIKE MY BRICK!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:35, archived)
# I find Torquay to be
dissapointing... I think in my childhood I was under the impression it was somewhere foreign and interesting.

Your work for chairty is admirable.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:37, archived)
# May I ask what you were expecting to see out of a Torquay Hotel Bedroom window?
Sydney Opera House perhaps? The Hanging Gardens of Babylon? Herds of Wildebeest sweeping majestically...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:38, archived)
#
Flowery Twats ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:40, archived)
# dunno 'bout wildebeests..but there's plenty of cows...
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:40, archived)
# something other than the living dead
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:41, archived)
# in fairness the only time I've been we stopped off there whilst driving back from... Falmouth
to somewhere else dead glamerous and interesting, like Durham. So, perhaps that puts it into context
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:43, archived)
# far to bloody long, got bored,
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:41, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:42, archived)
# I can't see it at work
but 'make it shorter' seems likely to always be good advice for comedy.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:53, archived)