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[challenge entry] I got the painters in

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(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:47, archived)
# Bodyform are awful.
Always FTW.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:47, archived)
# Hahahaha
Tampon discussion.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:48, archived)
# Pfft, sanitary towels.
For tampons always get lilets.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:50, archived)
# Erm... thanks...
I'll bear that in mind... er... if I ever get a period... hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:51, archived)
# My mate once put one halfway into his anus
then got in the bath.


For fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:52, archived)
# Yes I've heard of such shenanigans.
Not my sort of thing, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:53, archived)
# Fun
But that brought a smile to faces in A+E
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:53, archived)
# Jim was usually bored
and when bored, got silly.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:53, archived)
# Silly yes, shoving things into my bum, no.
Right - I'm off to try and drink away the remnants of my hangover. See you on the flip-side.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:55, archived)
# putting things up your bum isn't silly!
It's just harder to tell your parents, that's all.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:06, archived)
# Apparantly even if you do that without the bath part
the tampon absorbs all the mucus from your anus and then you go dry, then raw and then start bleeding horribly.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:10, archived)
# thank fuck you told me
* puts tampon away.


That was close.
(waxdart hello., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:14, archived)
# YOU BLEED :(
I still don't get it.

s'why I like a good cock.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:49, archived)
# Really? It's that simple is it?
Hearing about periods made you gay?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:50, archived)
# We bleed because we are the true creators
and with beautiful art must come lifeblood and pain.

You lot? You're just nozzles.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:51, archived)
# We have no need for menstrual cycles.
We're always ready to impregnate.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:52, archived)
# Not hexachordal, he's scared of vagina.
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:53, archived)
# Then I will step up to the mark.
Impregnations all round.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:54, archived)
# Anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die
can't be trusted
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:52, archived)
# Can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em, shouldn't really kill 'em, cook 'em and eat 'em.
Etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:53, archived)
# i like my women like my coffee...
ground up in the freezer
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:57, archived)
# hahahahhah
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:00, archived)
# why do women have periods?
because they are evil and they deserve them.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:53, archived)
# No it's:
Q: Why do women have periods?

A: Who cares!
(I helped save b3ta! Mod Edit, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:06, archived)
# Like Padre Pio?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:53, archived)
# Tut TuT
One for the left footers
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:55, archived)
# But..
you're missing out on boobie squishyness!
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:52, archived)
# I have booby squishyness
And no womens bits
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:57, archived)
# I'd just like to add at this point that I have cramps.
You see, youngster, it's not just the blood. It's also the cramps.
*eats chocolate*
*grumps*
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:01, archived)
# Youngster!
I think not
prolly old enough to be your dad's dad
Sob
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:04, archived)
# You're ninety-two?
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:08, archived)
# Not Far off
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:11, archived)
# You'll want to tell me all about the War, then.
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:13, archived)
# Which one?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:18, archived)
# Time for me to enjoy the fun that is Fenchurch Street
Ask me about the war at the London meet.
If you don't scare me off first
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:21, archived)
# I hate them too
Always is the best
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:49, archived)
# and...
these are even better!


It's called a Mooncup
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:51, archived)
# I was wondering if I should get one.
You say they're good?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:51, archived)
# I have one
Cost me about £20, best investment ever. Once you get used to them they are actually more comfortable than a tampon, IMO. Lot less chance of Toxic shock syndrom, and no waste! Better for the environment. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:54, archived)
# And no leakage?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:54, archived)
# Nope
Not unless you have an unimaginabley heavey flow.
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:56, archived)
# Hmmmmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:56, archived)
# I have a million questions
but I'm not sure if I want to know the answer to any of them
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:56, archived)
# Ask away, if you dare
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:56, archived)
# do you just, like, rinse it out under the tap?
or pop it in the dishwasher?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:00, archived)
# She sucks it out like a little salty jelly
schhhhluppppp
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:01, archived)
# award for most unpleasant mental image of the day goes to...Dixon
...you must have tons of those by now
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:03, archived)
# I'm building a paper house
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:04, archived)
# Mmmmm steaky.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:03, archived)
# Noooooooooooooo
Mindbleach.
(I helped save b3ta! Mod Edit, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:04, archived)
# I rinse it out
then at the end of my period I put it in boiling water to give it a good clean for next time.
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:19, archived)
# What does it do?
Looks like a Boobie milk collector
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:54, archived)
# You put it in your vagina when you menstruate
and it collects the menstrual blood.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:55, archived)
# shot glass for vampires?
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:55, archived)
# I suppose.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:56, archived)
# Unwanted mental image
So why is she smiling?
In my experience Menstuation equates to wanting to kill me involving large amounts of pain and quite prolly some of my blood.
Share the Wrath
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:57, archived)
# Because she loves her mooncup.
It's environmentally friendly.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:57, archived)
# It's made of rubber
You fold it, insert it in your vay-jay, it pops open and collects ur blood, then you pull it out, empty & rinse it out and repeat the process!
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:58, archived)
# looks like it'd get stuck up there while you try and get a grip on the slippery end point thing
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:54, archived)
# There are ways if something gets stuck.
As any woman that's tried to take out a tampon and only got the string back out will tell you.


And I shall leave it there, for delicate man eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:56, archived)
# Bokes
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:58, archived)
# Wuss.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:59, archived)
# Being a modern man
I have retrieved lost string tampon type stuff
and not parked custard whilst doing so
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:02, archived)
# PLIERS
gets the job done
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:04, archived)
# as a father who was at the birth, i am innoculated to mimsy grossness
i saw that and i still like the mimsy.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:59, archived)
# Combination of pushing and rooting around then.
Same kind of pushing to which you are accustomed.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:00, archived)
# As a poor unfortunate bloke
Who had to watch his ex wife have a D&C in Tunisia on holiday I believe I have a sturdy constitution.
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:06, archived)
# What is a D&C?
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:38, archived)
# I've never had such problems
It's got good grip :P
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:59, archived)
# Jesus!
*Boke*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:48, archived)
# Aaaaarghahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:48, archived)