Goths are funny


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( A Vagabond , a bovine masturbation century, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:10, archived)

people who talk like that
should shut up, think about it and grow up

Lol for goths on meth though
( HappyToast was waiting for the Dredd trailer on, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:11, archived)

I agree wholeheartedly with the well-tempered cookedbreads.
those who don't grow out of it before their twenties are seriously a cause for worry.
( hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:13, archived)

How long have you got now?

( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:13, archived)

one year and four months.

( hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:14, archived)

I've got....tendencies.
if I do goth up I do it properly though. None of this eyeliner scrawled across my head lark.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:14, archived)

applause.
You'd look well sexy all gothy like. *wink*
( hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:14, archived)

Ahhh bless you.
I always look sexy ;-)
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:16, archived)

^
This, I believe to be utterly true.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:18, archived)

Are you always sexy as well?
I hope so.
( hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:20, archived)

*ahem*
It may have been said.... on occasion....that I might be...

;)
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:23, archived)

Yes

( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:31, archived)

:)
Bless you.

*massive hugs*
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:39, archived)

Awww you are very bless.
MY CUTLASS HAS ARRIVED!
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:27, archived)

\o/

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:29, archived)

I am checking it now
in the middle of the office.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:30, archived)

SO HAS MINE!
*Covers nethers with a cushion*
( OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:47, archived)

are you grooming again?

( Thor_sonofodin Sent from my Nokia 9210 Communicator, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:17, archived)

i did read that as tentacles

( SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:15, archived)

Before I realised it was 'tendencies'
I could hardly control my erection.
( hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:16, archived)

*waggles*

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:16, archived)

*Films*

( Spider Riviera Updated, yet still unaware., Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:17, archived)

Happy birthday SKuG!

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:20, archived)

Yay cayke!
Thank you :D
( SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:20, archived)

alrite!
Happy birthday!
( Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:23, archived)

Thank you :D

( SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:28, archived)

Photos or it never happened


ya srsly though, I'd love to see one if you have any?
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:19, archived)

Yes, anyone not in a suit by the time they are 19 is clearly a nutcase.

( chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:16, archived)

*Escapes the straitjacket*
*Runs laughing into the urban jungle*
( Spider Riviera Updated, yet still unaware., Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:20, archived)

You'll stand out a mile here.
Everyone in London wears Savile Row.
( chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:24, archived)

*puts on a very well-tailored Tavistock Place*
Not me!
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:31, archived)

*Doesn't give the slightest whiff of a fuck*
I'd rather be comfy, and suits are not comfy to me.
( Spider Riviera Updated, yet still unaware., Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:45, archived)

Tch, you're obviously not on the dark astral wavelength.
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to pretend to read some Edgar Allen Poe in the graveyard whilst scowling *shuffles off*
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:13, archived)

The stupid thing is
anyone who reads a lot of old verse, renaissance literature and the like is more than aware that the way they wrote then was as run of the mill or as shit as the way people write now. Speaking that way was not an effort to be artistic or overly flamboyant any more than text speak is today.
( HappyToast was waiting for the Dredd trailer on, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:15, archived)

Yes.
I just talk like this.

*talks*
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:17, archived)

Qof the Rvn 'Nvrmore'

( chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:17, archived)

Knowing lots of Goths as I do
they don't talk like that at all.

At least not to each other.

Well not very often.
( chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:15, archived)

Being a likkle bit of a goff myself
I have met many.
( A Vagabond , a bovine masturbation century, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:19, archived)

My bro is 29 and still gothing it up regularly
He goes for the 'Gothic' look though - less make-up and leather, more cravats and poncing about with canes.
( chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:23, archived)

I used to be a goth
but it was a long time ago when it was nothing to do with being emo and all to do with simply liking the Sisters of Mercy.
( Wasp Box will give you a dead eel for Christmas, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:19, archived)

This
In weights divisible by 100.
( A Vagabond , a bovine masturbation century, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:20, archived)

especially when you burn them alive
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:11, archived)

GRUNTY!
*GLOMPS*
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:13, archived)

Hello Honeybun!
All well?
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:14, archived)

Yep!
You still sailing sailor?
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:20, archived)

Got back last night, having
braved snow-storms in Bergen and nearly missing the plane.
Back at work now :(
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:21, archived)

blimey! that was quick
Did you have a good time?
Are there many photos to peruse and jealous over?
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:25, archived)

Quite a few, yes. (nearly 400!)
I shall be Flickr-ing like a good 'un over the next couple of days. I'll IM you. :)
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:27, archived)

Excellent!
Thank ye kindly
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:34, archived)

to avoid a new thread
a filthy compo pea...


( FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:12, archived)

Awesome :)
*clicks*
( HappyToast was waiting for the Dredd trailer on, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:13, archived)

:D
:D :D :D

We have a winner.
( hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:13, archived)

I'm going to get a beer

( BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:14, archived)

my opinions to you are pointless
because you have me on block. WOO YAY!

BARGEARSE IS A CUNT LALALALALALA ^_^
( hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:15, archived)

even if he does
there's no need for that.
( HappyToast was waiting for the Dredd trailer on, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:16, archived)

what if it was ClanSoul?

( Sir Pigeon Nipples ... Hitler invented rice ..., Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:17, archived)

Well, in that case....
;)
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:19, archived)

I never swore at Clansoul
I said he fancied Caewan and was stalking KK, both of which were jokes and he knows that.

Calling people cunts is far worse in my eyes than suggesting that two people who are friends fancy each other.

If someone told me that I wanted to Bum Thor or Bilbobarneybobs then I would either laugh or say yes and maybe draw a picture of it.
( HappyToast was waiting for the Dredd trailer on, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:19, archived)

Well I'm not actually calling him a cunt,
I'm calling him a cunt behind his back because I can. Everybody else knows it's a joke :)

As for ClanSoul knowing what jokes are on the other hand...
( hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:22, archived)

so he actually has you on ignore
and you're actually calling him a cunt behind his back?
That's shitty fella. Be the bigger man, rise above it.
( HappyToast was waiting for the Dredd trailer on, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:24, archived)

okay then, since it's you.
BUT ONLY SINCE IT'S YOU.

*rises, and will be nice in future*
( hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:26, archived)

whatever could have bargey done to upset you?
I has gone done spoke to him in real life and he seems like a lovely chap.
Not at all an opinionated cunt like myself.
( Sir Pigeon Nipples ... Hitler invented rice ..., Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:25, archived)

I just upset him becuase I pointed out that thim & kk were turning /board into teen talk time.
he did gone done ignore me:(
( Sir Pigeon Nipples ... Hitler invented rice ..., Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:22, archived)

It's
no great loss from your point of view though, is it? ;)

And they do turn the /board into teeny talk time, I agree.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:26, archived)

I was getting pissed off about that too.
I tried reasoning with him to no avail, so I've ignored him and it's cleared right up.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:26, archived)

I have noticed that despite all the kicking, screaming, crying and calling me a dimwit cunt the other day
he appears to have pulled his head in.
This is good.
( Sir Pigeon Nipples ... Hitler invented rice ..., Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:29, archived)

^ This is a sensible policy, which I may well adopt.

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:29, archived)

I got bored of the arguments erupting around him every night.
B3ta is now a fluffier place.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:30, archived)

lets all hug
*gets midget in cowboy suit to play kumbaya*
( Sir Pigeon Nipples ... Hitler invented rice ..., Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:32, archived)

*hugs*
*cops a sneaky feel*
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:33, archived)

oooooohhhh yeeeeeeeeeah!

( Sir Pigeon Nipples ... Hitler invented rice ..., Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:42, archived)

hexachordal is taking the piss!

( Sir Pigeon Nipples ... Hitler invented rice ..., Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:24, archived)

QUIET YOU :O

( hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:28, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAA!
this is b3ta after all:)
( Sir Pigeon Nipples ... Hitler invented rice ..., Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:34, archived)

*joins in*




( Wasp Box will give you a dead eel for Christmas, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:17, archived)

i still love this

( - D - Let it Beard, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:23, archived)

( lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:53, archived)

I still like this :)

( FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 12:20, archived)

I
just dont get it =S
(Cluster, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:03, archived)

stupid emo bitch
wnat a waste of ink.
( Smash Monkey will soon be making blankets to order, gaz me, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:13, archived)

I reckon Lise herself is a goth
and thinks it's REALLY COOL.

And she works for the Metro.

THE METRO!

Camels.
( hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:14, archived)

^this
with the possible exception of camels. More a llama guy myself...
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:15, archived)

ah, a formidable move, sir
*nods gravely*
( hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:17, archived)

just another reason
to get taxis
( Smash Monkey will soon be making blankets to order, gaz me, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:17, archived)

She is.
I met her in 2001, she was giving out copies of Nemi 1-6. She's from Norway.
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:08, archived)

My thoughts
exactly.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:14, archived)

the girl who draws nemi...Lise Myhre is gorgeous :)

( prodigy69 's World of Stuff, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:14, archived)

They *all* look like that in Norway. The laydees anyhow.
In varying degrees of scrumptiousness.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:16, archived)

I need to get to Norway..she's lully :)

( prodigy69 's World of Stuff, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:17, archived)

You do indeed, sir.
In other news: Congrats on the the job front, btw!
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:20, archived)

ta :)

work placement for 3-6 month...wages are crap,
but they'll get better when they take me on full time
( prodigy69 's World of Stuff, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:22, archived)