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( Jorvic Englishness means always having to say youre sorry, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 11:34, archived)

Hahaha very good
ickle tiniest bit on the large side but not much.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 11:34, archived)

Huzzah!, and welcome aboard new fella!
/also, I like tall speakers
( The Great Architect, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 11:35, archived)

I like small speakers.

( RBF esquire STEWART LEE TICKETS. TONITE IN PETERBOROUGH GAZ ME, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 11:35, archived)

DAMMMMMMN YOOOOOOOOU!
*shakes fist*

*shakes harder*


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 11:36, archived)

*wanders in*
looks like fun!
*shakes fist*
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 11:36, archived)

*shakes booty*

( Joliet has some fucking Jaffa Cakes in her coat pocket!, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 11:37, archived)

*gropes*
sorry, couldn't help myself!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 11:38, archived)

*gropes ivesb back*
Have you been working out?
( Joliet has some fucking Jaffa Cakes in her coat pocket!, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 11:40, archived)

a little..
*flexes butt cheeks*
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 11:41, archived)

I can tell
You could bounce Carmen Electra off those bad boy buns!
( Joliet has some fucking Jaffa Cakes in her coat pocket!, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 11:44, archived)

*shakes everything*

( Smash Monkey do fuck off, davina, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 11:39, archived)

*shake and vacs*

( RBF esquire STEWART LEE TICKETS. TONITE IN PETERBOROUGH GAZ ME, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 11:41, archived)

Yay!



( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 11:42, archived)

I love this long time!
:OD
( Joliet has some fucking Jaffa Cakes in her coat pocket!, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 11:45, archived)

*glees*

( RBF esquire STEWART LEE TICKETS. TONITE IN PETERBOROUGH GAZ ME, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 11:48, archived)

I like small speakers


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 11:35, archived)

You would be proud of me Dave
for my reply here:
www.b3ta.com/board/8190603
( The Great Architect, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 11:37, archived)

pffffffffffffffffft

( crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 11:38, archived)

27 minutes . . .
you're one quick thinker, Arch! C];0p


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 11:39, archived)

HA!

( RBF esquire STEWART LEE TICKETS. TONITE IN PETERBOROUGH GAZ ME, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 11:38, archived)

i like small speakers
i'm also wired for sound

also, a warm welcome to jorvic

edit/ bugger, damn, curses
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 11:37, archived)

Aww
What did Saint Cliff ever do to you?!
( Joliet has some fucking Jaffa Cakes in her coat pocket!, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 11:35, archived)

Someone
mention Cliff!!!
( RBF esquire STEWART LEE TICKETS. TONITE IN PETERBOROUGH GAZ ME, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 11:35, archived)

Cliff or Mike Read?

( Joliet has some fucking Jaffa Cakes in her coat pocket!, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 11:37, archived)

not a bad one either
welcome to b3ta


( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 11:35, archived)

haha!

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 11:38, archived)

Sweeeeet!
:OD
( Joliet has some fucking Jaffa Cakes in her coat pocket!, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 11:38, archived)

Hahaha this is just begging for an out of tune circus soundtrack

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 11:39, archived)

and furtive sitting in an old ticket booth that smells faintly of piss

( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 11:43, archived)

YES

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 11:46, archived)

A bit of Mr Bungle would fit the bill nicely...

(Colonel Santiago Is HOME, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 11:43, archived)

Hahaha nicely

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 11:47, archived)

TRUTH!

( - D - Onion-head-carrot-fingers, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 11:36, archived)

Welcome!
Never Leave...Blah Blah....


Your chart needs more Pirates and Spaghetti.
( Quim LEAK is Zombie obsessed - http://trioxin.wordpress.com/, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 11:36, archived)

good noob!
i like this and i dislike cliff.
( Smash Monkey do fuck off, davina, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 11:36, archived)

Thankingyou
Well my drunken rage against the lack of snow, and obviously the conection i made with Cliff Richard has paid off. I think i may have ran out of ideas now...
( Jorvic Englishness means always having to say youre sorry, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 11:39, archived)

should let the lack of ideas trouble you
i doesn't stop any of us, just reuse an old one
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 11:42, archived)

don't worry
your mind will be warped beyond recognition after a few weeks on here, so you will soon be having ideas that would never have crossed your mind before
( Smash Monkey do fuck off, davina, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 11:46, archived)

b3ta made me buy a graphics tablet
life is better now
( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 11:48, archived)

i may get one myself
but first, i must develop some art skills
( Smash Monkey do fuck off, davina, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 11:51, archived)

unnecessary
look at me :)
( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 12:00, archived)

Don't worry
I don't think you could lurk as well as I do :OD
( Joliet has some fucking Jaffa Cakes in her coat pocket!, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 11:48, archived)

haha!
nicely!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 11:37, archived)

To quote an old letter from Viz
It says in the bible that it's easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than it is for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven.

So that's Cliff Richard fucked then.


And, Welcome!
( Wasp Box is your next PM, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 11:37, archived)

I think one of the main problems with Cliff
is that he hasn't been fucked, and uses all his pent up sexual frustration to annoy.
( wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 11:41, archived)

I think you'll find the problem is
he's fucked a great many lads and he uses all his pent up guilt to annoy.
( Wasp Box is your next PM, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 11:47, archived)

He's has?
Well in that case he has worse things than being a rich man to worry about, hell wise.
I like 'Wired for sound', but he can't be forgiven for that Lord's prayer travesty.
( wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 11:50, archived)

Well quite!
Although his main problem when it comes to heaven/hell is that they don't exist, so he will be sorely disappointed either way.
( Wasp Box is your next PM, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 11:59, archived)

Haha, brilliant stuff!
Pull up a laserchair, shop some scat porn etc.
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 11:38, archived)

Etc...

( A Vagabond , proving all the poets wrong, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 11:39, archived)

I'm gonna put this in my profile BTW.

( RBF esquire STEWART LEE TICKETS. TONITE IN PETERBOROUGH GAZ ME, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 11:44, archived)

... "EXISTENCE"
therefore you=FAIL.

/being nasty to noobs blog ;)

...Love ya really - welcome! :D
( kitaro loves you. Mwah! ^o^, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 11:47, archived)

Damn it....
It was going so well!
( Jorvic Englishness means always having to say youre sorry, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 12:18, archived)

haha,
A jolly welcome. (you that is, not cliff)
(mr_brett When the keyboardist breaks his face, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 11:53, archived)