For teh compo

I knew it would come in handy one day !

From the Photoshop The Beatles challenge. See all 445 entries (closed)

(Elnicko Nearly pub O'Clock, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:24, archived)

Those hats look like pie sides

( Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:25, archived)

You live in Wigan
aicmfp
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:27, archived)

no-one lives in wigan
they just exist
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 16:14, archived)

OH HALP. (TJ)
AVG has stopped updating. Is there a quick fix or will I have to uninstall/reinstall. Because I don't know if I can be bothered doing that.
( Ttssattsr Hurry, potato delicious., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:27, archived)

you must sacrifice a virgin
and drink his blood.
( Prof UnderCover NOT DRUNK ENOUGH, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:28, archived)

Where's ClanSoul?

( Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:28, archived)

I miss him.

( Ttssattsr Hurry, potato delicious., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:29, archived)

:-(
Meany



/key skills lesson. OMG YAY.
( Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:30, archived)

Why am I mean? :(
Do you work, young lady.
( Ttssattsr Hurry, potato delicious., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:31, archived)

Because you love ClanSoul, rather than giving the rest of us a chance *sobs*
It's a Power Point Presentation... ¬¬
( Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:35, archived)

haha key skills is a brilliant 'lesson'
teaching you stuff you already know!
( Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:36, archived)

how to scratch decorative motifs
into the paintwork of a car
( Prof UnderCover NOT DRUNK ENOUGH, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:38, archived)

its practical stuff like that

( Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:40, archived)

"how many people know what excel does?"
"mmmmnnnnnnggggggg"
"thats right its a spreadsheet"
( Tom O'Bedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:42, archived)

Haha
THIS IS TROOF
( Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:43, archived)

Key Skills you say...


Like that?
( Wobbly Bloke is the number one cunt kicker in on, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:50, archived)

is that one of those shops where you get to watch repairs?

( Mighty Nibus SHUT UP YOU NOISY FUCKING GREEKS, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:51, archived)

or your shoes cobbled

( Prof UnderCover NOT DRUNK ENOUGH, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:52, archived)

and quite often they sell luggage too...
/observational 'comedy'
( Prof UnderCover NOT DRUNK ENOUGH, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:54, archived)

Yea....

You can pop in any time and just sit and watch things being repaired?
( Wobbly Bloke is the number one cunt kicker in on, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:56, archived)

fucking key skills
the reason i quit a horticultural design course, too much fucking key skills and not enough horticulture, i finished my damn degree a year before i started it. also the spotty 19 year olds on the course generally pissed me off.
( god save the queen http://www.hatfield-anti-incineration.co.uk/, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:54, archived)

It's true.
You're 3rd fave though. DON'T FORGET CAEWAN (L)
( Ttssattsr Hurry, potato delicious., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:36, archived)

Oh well, I suppose 3rd is alright for the time being
Might be able to persuade you otherwise.
( Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:41, archived)

I'm also chatting up Mr Pineapple at the moment.
I might get lucky with him in London *rubs hands together*
( Ttssattsr Hurry, potato delicious., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:42, archived)

I hope you do
Won't have to share cakes with you then.

Hmph
( Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:45, archived)

Noooo. Don't take away the cakes :(((((((((((((

( Ttssattsr Hurry, potato delicious., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:53, archived)

Well don't be gay then.
Do we have a deal? ^_^

EDITS: Got to leave college now and hop on my motorbike for the gruelling 5 miles home. Bye x
( Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:55, archived)

key skills?
is that where they teach you how to break into a place when you're on the rob?
( Prof UnderCover NOT DRUNK ENOUGH, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:34, archived)

Hehe
Nope, it's just Shit
( Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:35, archived)

Why?

( ClanSoul thanks, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 16:06, archived)

hahaha

( crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:29, archived)

they've got new blocks at the nursery

( Mighty Nibus SHUT UP YOU NOISY FUCKING GREEKS, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:29, archived)

Hahahahah

( Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:53, archived)

firing right in aboot some lass
probably
( Prof UnderCover NOT DRUNK ENOUGH, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:29, archived)

please.
Don't.
( hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:30, archived)

all red in the face...
... grunting
( Prof UnderCover NOT DRUNK ENOUGH, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:31, archived)

WHAT DID I JUST SAY, MISTER?

( hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:36, archived)

alright....

( Prof UnderCover NOT DRUNK ENOUGH, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:43, archived)

Dear Mr Hexachordal

I listened to one of your songs too loud and now I have a twitch in my neck.

Thank you
Wibble, Bibble & Boing
Solicitors
( Mighty Nibus SHUT UP YOU NOISY FUCKING GREEKS, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:31, archived)

Hoorah!
Next step: Inciting mass suicide through song!
( hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:36, archived)

you == emo

( Prof UnderCover NOT DRUNK ENOUGH, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:36, archived)

Cliff Richard so totally beat you to that
;)
( Mushroom, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:38, archived)

you got any new musics up then?

( Tom O'Bedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:45, archived)

oooooh MEEOOOW!

( Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:30, archived)

ooooh QUACK
Sorry, this pointless 'lesson' is driving me nuts.
( Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:32, archived)

ooooh oink!

( Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:42, archived)

Ooooh Sheehan
I figured that sounds a bit like an animal noise.
( Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:47, archived)

haha
how old are you again?
( Agent Muu wants to kick shit at a pig, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:32, archived)

I would have offered myself
until I noticed it said 'his blood' as opposed to hers.

EDIT: I didn't ashally answer the question before, I'm 17.
( Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:39, archived)

I just trying to mess with your minds

( Prof UnderCover NOT DRUNK ENOUGH, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:46, archived)

I'm sorry but you did not succeed.
*sympathy hugs*
( Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:49, archived)

that's what you think
but you only think that because I messed with your mind...
( Prof UnderCover NOT DRUNK ENOUGH, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:50, archived)

OH MY, YOU'RE DESCARTES' EVIL DEMON!
just had a Philosophy lesson ^_^
( Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:51, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/8305585
( Prof UnderCover NOT DRUNK ENOUGH, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:57, archived)

Round and round we go.
TIME TO LEAVE KEY SKILLS NOW, BAI!
( Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 16:01, archived)

I'm here.
*fears*
( ClanSoul thanks, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 16:04, archived)

more TJs than Ts recently...
no idea btw ;)
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:28, archived)

as in stopped in a middle of an update
or hasn't updated for days?

you can normally sort it by going into the control centre and manually downloading
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:28, archived)

Components are in errorstate.
The Anti-Virus, and Update Manager. Try and manually update and it comes up as unsuccessful.
( Ttssattsr Hurry, potato delicious., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:30, archived)

no idea then

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:31, archived)

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

( Joliet has a bun in the oven. Gas Mark 1 for 9 months, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:33, archived)

.... then why not try turning it on and off again

( Prof UnderCover NOT DRUNK ENOUGH, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:47, archived)

you've got a virus
there is no choice now but to steam clean all your curtains and hide your shoes, then go round your house dinging a large bell and shouting "Hitler, I know you're in here, come out this minute!"
( Mighty Nibus SHUT UP YOU NOISY FUCKING GREEKS, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:32, archived)

OH FUCK. YOU MEAN.... I'VE GOT A HITLER?

( Ttssattsr Hurry, potato delicious., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:34, archived)

all the evidence points to it
you may have one (or more or less) of these Hitlers:

Evil Hitler
Nazi Hitler
Dancing Hitler (also includes Ropey Dancing Hitler)
Virus Hitler
( Mighty Nibus SHUT UP YOU NOISY FUCKING GREEKS, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:38, archived)

or a combination of multiple hitlers!

( Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:48, archived)

*adds Multiple Hitler to list*

( Mighty Nibus SHUT UP YOU NOISY FUCKING GREEKS, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:51, archived)

AVG have stopped updating the Free version
It's an arse and I'm on the lookout for a new antivirus now.
( chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:37, archived)

I use a glob of Swarfega on the end of a pipecleaner

( Mighty Nibus SHUT UP YOU NOISY FUCKING GREEKS, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:39, archived)

HAHAHAHA.
Oh man.
( Ttssattsr Hurry, potato delicious., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:40, archived)

Oh what.
I'll go get Avast then.
( Ttssattsr Hurry, potato delicious., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:40, archived)

how about zone alarm
they used to be ok, now i have the nice free virgin one.
( god save the queen http://www.hatfield-anti-incineration.co.uk/, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:42, archived)

OH, YOU'RE A FUCKING GENIUS.
I forgot Zone Alarms had anti-virus too. I turned it off and went straight over to AVG. HURR HURR GUHHRRR.
( Ttssattsr Hurry, potato delicious., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:44, archived)

haven't used it for a while
www.zonealarm.com/store/content/catalog/products/sku_list_za.jsp

i'm rather surprised all isp's don't provide one free.
( god save the queen http://www.hatfield-anti-incineration.co.uk/, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:45, archived)

I have just this second updated AVGfree(7.5) successfully
Maybe you all just smell :)
( CanonCaliber Not dead, I'm now offline in wildest Cumbria, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:48, archived)

I'll uninstall/re then.
BUT ONLY WHEN I CBA.
( Ttssattsr Hurry, potato delicious., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:54, archived)

I see from their site that AVG 8.0 (paid for) is now available
Try downloading the AVG 8.0 30-day free trial version, in 30 days they will probably have a free 8.0 available
I have great faith in them and expect I will have to do this soon
( CanonCaliber Not dead, I'm now offline in wildest Cumbria, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 16:03, archived)

getting towards the end of the compo i see
but i do love me some beattie
( Agent Muu wants to kick shit at a pig, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:28, archived)

nice work
I like it

:)
( Prof UnderCover NOT DRUNK ENOUGH, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:29, archived)