While your at it, generate some foul language! ;)

From the 2012 Olympic Mascot challenge. See all 216 entries (closed)

( c_kick trendalizer.hnldesign.nl, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:38, archived)

wooness!
clickage
( w3rthers because you're someone very special too, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:39, archived)

Smooth moves.
Occasional CDC?
( the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:39, archived)

thats a lot of balls

( HappyToast sorted on, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:46, archived)

it is physically impossible to get drunk on Guinness...
unless you add a shot or two of Tia Maria.

WOO YAY - nice action.
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:39, archived)

oh i dunno
if you sat on a can of the stuff and downed a bottle of scotch...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:40, archived)

I am undone by your trickery
and you have exposed my as an inarticulate fopp.

... also, the "Scotsh" is having less and less of an impact nowadays -- I think I've been drinking it for too long now :(
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:42, archived)

Pour rubbing alcohol directly into a huge sucking wound in your chest
whilst snorting inch-thick lines of frozen, ground-up tequila.

If that fails, Carlsberg Special Brew as a last resort.
( grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:45, archived)

Good advice
but I began my drinking career on special brew... so -- you know -- I have built up a tollerance to it; bucky and mad dog send me away wi' it, special brew is like Mother's milk...

ground frozen tequila sounds like fun though...
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:49, archived)

hehe...have you seen the youtube vid of the grunt downing a bottle of bucky?
even i'd think twice about doing that, i reckon.
( grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:51, archived)

I have not seen that
I'd think twice before touching bucky ...
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:53, archived)

ye cannae er' ha' enoof!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:45, archived)

What is
the percentage of Guiness?
(CaptainSpaulding is the Boz Boz., Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:47, archived)

85% black, 15% white

( grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:48, archived)

Hahahahahahahahaha !
(Except you are obviously a pisspoor bartender !)
( The Mighty Gusset Has updated his profile, but only a little bit !, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:51, archived)

100%
In a full glass.
Less as you drink it.
( The Mighty Gusset Has updated his profile, but only a little bit !, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:49, archived)

between 4 and 5% ABV
I think -- dunno - I can put away pint after pint of it and it just makes me feel better and better and better
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:51, archived)

4.2%
I drink it when I know I'll be having a few, cos as you say, I can drink more of that than anything else.
( Wasp Box is your next PM, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:53, archived)

also - lager just fills me up with fizz
and mostly takes like pish unless you get something pricey... people try and stab you if you ask for it with lime... and there's hunners of better things to drink.
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:54, archived)

Tia Maria and Guinness ?
Are you MAD ????
Port Shurely ?
( The Mighty Gusset Has updated his profile, but only a little bit !, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:48, archived)

Well - I'm actually exceedingly partial to a pint of draugh, drunk 1/4 of teh way down
and then add a glass of champagne.

Try it.
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:50, archived)

I use Cider
Poor mans Black Velvet.
Except I'm not poor, just an alky !
( The Mighty Gusset Has updated his profile, but only a little bit !, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:53, archived)

I have trouble bringing myself around to the idea
of drinking Cider, but I can see your point... so please do up your fly :)
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:56, archived)

Tia Maria
Aunty Mary
(bluemohawkz eating nine types of industrial pollution since, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 13:18, archived)

Woo
but no spillage?
(Master of Fuckwittery and Bollocks last shat in your soul on, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:39, archived)

i'm so glad.
that would've been needlessly upsetting.

woo c_kick!
( grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:41, archived)

fucking brilliant!
Although it should be empty, and have someone goin, "yoush shpillingng myyy pintS?"
(Ad7 Rename knives to 'gay sticks' and stop knife crime, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:40, archived)

that is so very wooooo!
Edit: love what ya done to teh olympic ring logo there too :D
( theoriginalsteve back off, man, I'm a Scientist, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:40, archived)

WOO
nice work
( mediocre *canned laughter*, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:43, archived)

Are the London Olympics to be held in Ireland then?

( Wobbly Bloke has a massive fart brewing on, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:44, archived)

no, London

( Letum Spack Monkey, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:45, archived)

Should that not be a pint of London Pride then

*Being picky, sorry
( Wobbly Bloke has a massive fart brewing on, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:47, archived)

The Irish olympics are in London

( w3rthers because you're someone very special too, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:51, archived)

To be sure

( Wobbly Bloke has a massive fart brewing on, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 13:17, archived)

Very good!

( Letum Spack Monkey, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:45, archived)

I'm clicking this because it's brilliant

( Barbarossa is coughing up his lungs on, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:46, archived)

Marvellous!
but should've been a pint of Carling or London Pride or summat.
( Wasp Box is your next PM, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:52, archived)

Woo!
*Clicks* hard even though you've totally blitzed my 'Blessed' below. I admit defeat sir...
( Ninj, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:56, archived)

Heh :P
Have a related pea:

( petehix Board Sig:, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:58, archived)

Nicely animated.
Well done.
:D
( LeightonJimbo underestimated how much hard work a PGCE is, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:58, archived)

that's ace :)

( prodigy69 uncle 2.0, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:59, archived)

smooth as the pint it represents :o)


/might ride over to the olympics construction site to take some pics for compo fodder in a bit. Need to get a bit more of my ou assignment done first though :o(
( doph no time like the precedent, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 13:04, archived)

nicely done
could also do a pint of London Pride
edit: read replies, whale, Thames, London Pride
please also do a pint of London Pride
( alwayslostinsmoke, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:45, archived)

:)
me like
( Le Snoet, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:14, archived)